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The E.Newspaper By Dr. Howdy, Ph.D. A.P.E., N.U.T.
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Monday
Government Employee
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A LA government employee sits in his office and, out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides and takes it home with him.
While he's polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes.
"I wish for a Nice BIG glass of Iced Tea right now!"
He gets his Iced tea and drinks it.
Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish, "I wish to be on an island where all is peaceful and beautiful. Suddenly he is on an island, filling his requirement and loving everything he sees.
He tells the genie his third and final wish - "I wish I'd never have to work ever again."