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The E.Newspaper By Dr. Howdy, Ph.D. A.P.E., N.U.T.
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Tuesday
Riddles For 10.4.5
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1) I have two heads but only one body. The more still I stand, the faster I run. What am I?
2) What unusual property do the words FLOUR, TERN, and THIRSTY have in common?
3) You can have a lot of it You can not have enough of it You can waste it but you can never get it back.
4) The below classified ads were spotted in this week's newspaper. They all share a common feature.
What is that common feature, and who is each ad's author?
A. Crimson cloaked young female seeks protection services. Task include food courier service. Outdoor experience a plus. Inquire with grandmother.
B. For Sale: 20 mattresses. Like new, used only once. Each shares common irregularity, not discernible by most. Make offer.
C. For Sale: Two adjacent lots. Located near new brick housing. Land can be cleared of debris upon request. Will build to suit.
D. Debris removal services required. Have large amounts of vegetation that requires cut up and removal. Please call for details. Gold or specialty hybrid seeds available for trade.
E. Lost: 1 Slipper, translucent in color. Sentimental value. Last seen, yesterday before midnight. Please leave message with stepmother.