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By Dr. Howdy, Ph.D.
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The Time In Between

I used to think flying would be glamorous. When I was
a kid, we'd take my Dad to the airport for an occasional
business trip, and I used to think, "Man, that's exciting!
I wonder if I'll ever do that?" I get to do plenty of that!
Sometimes it's a two-hour flight to Chicago, a five-hour
flight to the West Coast, and sometimes it's a marathon
like eighteen hours to Africa or Asia. Now I'm leaving
something important and I'm going to something important
at the other end. But for most people, the travel time in
between is just dead time. Not for this kid. I ask for a
window seat where I don't have to do any getting up
or passing things. I make my little office nest there and
I get tons of work done! For me, that time in between
my two important places isn't just headphones, movies,
plastic lunches, or reading about life jackets. In fact,
there's no phone calls, no interruptions. It's some of
my best time to write, create, prepare. Hey, the time
in between is important, too!



These are to funny!!! Enjoy

Church Bulletins:
Thank God for "church ladies with typewriters."
These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
-------------------------------------------------------------------The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
-------------------------------------------------------------------The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon
tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
-------------------------------------------------------------------Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
-------------------------------------------------------------------Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
-------------------------------------------------------------------The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
-------------------------------------------------------------------Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
-------------------------------------------------------------------Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
-------------------------------------------------------------------Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
-------------------------------------------------------------------The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
-------------------------------------------------------------------Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the
church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
-------------------------------------------------------------------At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is
Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
-------------------------------------------------------------------Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
person you want remembered.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
-------------------------------------------------------------------The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
-------------------------------------------------------------------This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
-------------------------------------------------------------------The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
-------------------------------------------------------------------The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
-------------------------------------------------------------------Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
-------------------------------------------------------------------The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours"

Tks: Shirl
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D I S C L A I M E R If someone should ask if it's legal to download songs
found on various non-commercial sites, such as this one.

Well, I'm neither a lawyer nor a technician,
and I've begun to wonder if it was legal for
us to tape music off the radio back when
tape recorders first came into being.

And were we committing a crime when we recorded
a movie shown on TV with our VCRs? And was it
really legal to buy a dual-deck recorder for the
express purpose of duplicating cassettes?

My answer to all of the above is, "I don't know."

Nonetheless, here is a formal statement in
some kind of legalize that appears to apply
to this kind of file availability:

The songs on this site are copyrighted by their respective artists and are placed here
for evaluation purposes only. No profits or sales are made on this site from their use.

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