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Friday
Michael & Scott???
She's now starving!!!
Her husband - Michael - who has been living with
another woman will profit significantly upon her
death - sounds as though he and Scott Peterson
are good friends.
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Some men cannot grasp the commitment involved
in marriage. California’s Scott Peterson, for example,
misunderstood the words “till death do us part” as a
permission slip to murder his wife. Likewise, Michael
Schiavo from Florida, ignoring the lines “in sickness
or in health,” has opted against both fidelity and divorce
in favor of court-sanctioned forced starvation for his wife.
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The Purpose Driven Life & The Bible
Ashley Smith said she asked Brian Nichols if she could read.
She retrieved a Bible and a copy of "The Purpose-Driven Life."
She said he asked her to repeat a paragraph "about what you
thought your purpose in life was -- what talents were you given."
Smith said she asked Nichols why he chose her.
"He said he thought I was an angel sent from God, and that I was his sister
and he was my brother in Christ," she said. "And that he was lost, and that
God led him to me to tell him that he had hurt a lot of people."
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Thursday
Party Riddles 3.17.5
1) Can you decipher this famous saying?
A superabundance of talent skilled in the preparation of
gastronomic concoctions will impair the quality of a certain
potable solution made by immersing a gallinaceous bird in
ebullient Adam's ale.
A superabundance of talent skilled in the preparation of
gastronomic concoctions will impair the quality of a certain
potable solution made by immersing a gallinaceous bird in
ebullient Adam's ale.
2) Rearrange the following letters to form a single word
MAN USES METER
MAN USES METER
3) My thunder rolls beneath me,
my lightning flares above.
I dust the crust, and when I bust,
all I touch will I shove.
What am I?
my lightning flares above.
I dust the crust, and when I bust,
all I touch will I shove.
What am I?
4) It is in a rock but not in a stone, it is in
marrow but not in a bone. It is in a bolster
but not in a bed, it is not living, nor is it
dead. What is it?
marrow but not in a bone. It is in a bolster
but not in a bed, it is not living, nor is it
dead. What is it?
5) Name 3 things that have eyes, yet cannot see.
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What Eggs???
Thank You But...
Executive Bathroom
Smith Is Cheating
Jones jumped up from the card table white with rage.
"Stop this game," he shouted, "Smith is cheating!"
"How do you know?"
"He's not playing the hand I dealt him."
"Stop this game," he shouted, "Smith is cheating!"
"How do you know?"
"He's not playing the hand I dealt him."
If He Is
An essay from G.K. Chesterton begins, "In all
the current controversies people begin at the
wrong end as readily as at the right end; never
stopping to consider which is really the end."
In a world impressed with its ability to create
and own high-tech carts, putting the cart before
the horse is beginning to seem natural. Even
thoughtful people seem to have forgotten how
to think. Chesterton continues, "One very
common form of the blunder is to make modern
conditions an absolute end and then try to
fit human necessities to that end, as if they
were only a means. Thus people say, 'Home
life is not suited to the business life of today.'
Which is as if they said, 'Heads are not suited
to the sort of hats now in fashion.'" Cutting
off heads to meet the shrinkage of hats is hardly
fixing what we might call the "Hat Problem."
This reverse of end and means is not entirely
a modern problem, though the trend does
seem to be increasing. As C.S. Lewis once
observed, logic seems no longer to be valued
as a subject in our schools. This is startling
when you consider how much we seem to
value the constant surge of information.
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The Real Saint Patrick
A Clean House
Between Two Crashes
It was one of those unexpected phone
calls that leaves you stunned. Our friend
Curt, one of the most experienced private
pilots we know, had crashed two hours
earlier. He was landing on a grass strip
near his home, a strip where he had
landed hundreds of times. This time
he somehow went into a skid that
propelled his plane right into a tree.
The plane caught fire and then it
exploded. And our friend Curt was
in heaven. As a beloved leader in our
community, his death rocked a lot of
us. Because of a collapsed wheel, he
had been in a crash fourteen months
earlier actually; one which should
have been fatal but from which he
escaped with serious but survivable
injuries. I can't tell you how grateful
I am that he didn't die then. Something
very important happened between
those two crashes.
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Wednesday
Delayed Take Off
Tuesday
UNC Grad Calling Support
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Kitty Litter
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NEW ITALIAN PASTA DIET
IT REALLY WORKS !!
1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.
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The Supreme Court Strikes Again
Justice Anthony Kennedy emerged as one of the
leading advocates for the Court's imposition of
its own morality in the place of elected legislators.
In Roper v. Simmons, Kennedy has once again
shown himself to be one of the most dangerous
legal activists of our times, ready to impose his
own sense of morality and law upon the rest of
society, putting the Supreme Court in the place
of the legislatures and the Justices' dictates in
the place of reasoned national debate.
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Adjust The Tension
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Riddle Answers 3.17.5
1) Can you decipher this famous saying?
A superabundance of talent skilled in the preparation of
gastronomic concoctions will impair the quality of a certain
potable solution made by immersing a gallinaceous bird in
ebullient Adam's ale.
A superabundance of talent skilled in the preparation of
gastronomic concoctions will impair the quality of a certain
potable solution made by immersing a gallinaceous bird in
ebullient Adam's ale.
2) Rearrange the following letters to form a single word
MAN USES METER
MAN USES METER
3) My thunder rolls beneath me,
my lightning flares above.
I dust the crust, and when I bust,
all I touch will I shove.
What am I?
my lightning flares above.
I dust the crust, and when I bust,
all I touch will I shove.
What am I?
4) It is in a rock but not in a stone, it is in
marrow but not in a bone. It is in a bolster
but not in a bed, it is not living, nor is it
dead. What is it?
marrow but not in a bone. It is in a bolster
but not in a bed, it is not living, nor is it
dead. What is it?
5) Name 3 things that have eyes, yet cannot see.
Answers:
1) Too many cooks spoil the broth.
2) MEASUREMENTS
3) A Volcano
4) The letter "R".
5) Needle. Storm. Potato.
Monday
Chances of a Man Winning an Argument
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How True It Is!!!
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The Real Million Dollar Baby
Excuse Me...
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Lizard Bummer
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Obey???
The Avalanche Zone
He was having a great day on the slopes, and lots
of new snow was there, an already deep base; it was
just the kind of day an experienced skier would hope
for. But then this one skier decided he wanted more.
He skied onto another part of the mountain - a section
that was clearly marked with this large skull-and-
crossbones sign with a warning about going any
farther written in bold print: "You may die. You
decide." Sadly, that skier decided to ski where
he never should have gone. Then came the
massive avalanche that drove him headlong
into a tree and buried him in a snowy grave.
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The Light and the Hand
I lifted my camera to the bud of a
lilac-colored hibiscus. As it waved
eagerly in the breeze, I steadied the
branch with my hand. Widening the
aperture of the lens, I snapped the
shot and captured the star-shape
center hiding shyly in a cone of
mauve-purple petals.
A professional photographer later
commented on my photograph.
"I like the use of light source from
the lower left corner." Light source?
No, the sun was behind me on the
right shining down on the flower.
There was no light source on the
lower left. I chuckled, "That is
actually my hand blurred out of
focus. The light you see is just a
reflection on the hand that was
steadying the branch." He replied,
"Appears to be a spiritual allegory."
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Seven Wonders of the World
Very Old
Dear Howdy,
I'm so old that I can remember when boys wanted
to date girls & vice-versa...
Windy Glasgow
Is the God Of Muhammad
The Father Of Jesus?
Sunday
The Other Side
A sick man turned to his doctor as he was preparing to leave
the examination room and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die.
Tell me what lies on the other side."
Very quietly, the doctor said, "I don't know."
"You don't know? You, a Christian man, do not know what
is on the other side?"
The doctor was holding the handle of the door; on the other
side of which came a sound of scratching and whining, and
as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room and
leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.
Turning to the patient, the doctor said, "Did you notice my
dog? He's never been in this room before. He didn't know
what was inside. He knew nothing except that his master
was here, and when the door opened, he sprang in without
fear. I know little of what is on the other side of death, but
I do know one thing...I know my Master is there and that
is enough."
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