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Saturday
TV Remote
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Snowman Stick-up
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"The Dome Will Go!!!"
- ancient prophecy
It's the holiest & most controversial site
on Earth. Revered by 3 religions - the
place the Bible says a future Jewish
Temple will be built in place of the
Muslim Dome of the Rock and located
in the city where the future King of Kings
will rule for a millennium...
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Friday
Fishing
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Office Notice
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Complaint Department
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Internet Aggression
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Check Your Website
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The Value of Life
We see it everywhere we look. Our society increasingly
has come to value human beings not for who they are,
but for what they can do.
Sometimes it makes headlines, as with Terri Schiavo,
whose parents are still fighting a high-profile battle
to keep her alive. Sometimes nobody notices: just
one more lonely nursing-home patient or prisoner;
one more tiny life aborted and discarded. If they
don't have something to contribute, we have little
use for them.
It is central to the Christian worldview that all
humans are created in the image of God, even
humans in comas. And we can never treat the
image of God as a means to an end. Humans
are always subjects, never objects.
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Thursday
Cowboy Low-Calorie Meal
Q: What do you call a take-out low-calorie
meal for a cowboy?
A: A Saddle Light Dish.
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Three Little Pigs Update
Q: Why did the three little pigs leave home?
A: Their father was an awful boar.
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Can't Lose Weight
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Mini-Word-Quiz
Here's a mini-quiz for you to enjoy.
Each question below consists of four
words. Three of them are related in
meaning. Pick the word that does not
fit. The answers are several articles
below. Have fun!
1. awry overt salient manifest
2. duplicity ascendancy guile chicanery
3. contrition remorse cadence penitence
4. temperance sobriety celibacy oblivion
5. nominal amiable affable congenial
6. choleric querulous petulant equitable
7. dormant latent nostalgic inert
8. astute bereft sagacious prudent
9. copious bourgeois profuse myriad
10. ascetic austere frugal pejorative
(Answers HERE - Look for the UNC Prof!!!)
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The Note
A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that
Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher.
The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife
desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety."
Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his
audience by announcing:
"Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the
prayers of the congregation for his safety."
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Wednesday
Banana Facts
Near Miss???
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(Tks: Brenda - TX)
Men/Women Difference
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Men/Women Difference Chart
Illusion?
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I Don't
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Watch Out
Preaching Hate
A recent criminal case in Virginia threw some
light on a worrisome aspect of Muslim life in
America. Ahmed Omar Abu Ali, a U.S. citizen,
was charged with working with al-Qaeda in an
attempt to assassinate President Bush. Abu Ali's
family and friends have protested that the
accused is a model young man and
valedictorian of his high-school class.
But it turns out that Abu Ali's high-school
career at a private Islamic school might not
be the wisest thing for his family to mention.
According to the Associated Press, "The private
school's teachings have come under scrutiny since
the September 11 attacks. Federal court documents
in a case against another academy graduate
suspected of terrorism indicate that student
discussions following September 11 took an
anti-American bent and that some students
considered the attacks legitimate 'payback'
for American mistreatment of the Muslim world."
Unfortunately, such indoctrination is far from rare
in the United States.
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Tuesday
Hazardous Material
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Speed Merchant
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Ready - Twist
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KFC Or Chick-fil-a
"May I take your order?" the waiter asked.
"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"
"Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just
tell them straight out that they're going to die."
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A Rotten Tooth Is Bad
I am embarrassed to admit that
I have a phobia. It is a phobia
over the sterile poking tools in
the doctor's hands. Because of
this, I am a person who schedules
medical appointments in only
the worst situations. My recent
visit to the dentist was a result
of my wife's fluid and exacting
arguments of the need for more
regular check-ups. I went. And
like the fear of everyone who goes
to the dentist, a problem was
discovered.
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Fifty September 11ths
Fifty September 11ths. We'll never forget the
horror we felt when we saw nearly 3,000 people
die on that single day. But on the day after
Christmas 2004, a monster tsunami hit several
countries in South Asia and Africa, and 150,000
died in one day! That's fifty September 11ths!
How do you begin to grasp a death toll like that?
But, believe it or not, it's a sobering reminder
of an even greater tragedy.
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Monday
Swim Anyone???
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Follow Doctor's Advice
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Philosophobia
Steve Wilkens had a problem. He had just gotten
a job teaching introductory college courses in
philosophy. Now there's nothing wrong with that,
except that Wilkens had never actually taken an
introductory philosophy course, and he was
afraid of the subject.
In his latest book, he explains why he was afraid
of the subject. In his undergraduate years, he
writes, "While no one ever said it explicitly, a
message had been quite effectively communicated
from all the sources I relied on for good advice:
Stay away from philosophy. It isn't the type of thing
that is good for a Christian. In fact, it is downright
dangerous. It may not be on any list of official
psychological disorders, but I had a severe case
of 'philosophobia,'" he says.
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Out Of Bed
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Letters To Howdy
If you would like to write Howdy (he reads all of them),
send an amicable, meticulous, penurious or factious e-mail to:
Howdy's address: your-bestfriend4u@juno.com
Please tell us your general location (State, School, Country).
All letters sent to Howdy might be printed unless you
request otherwise. Letters marked "anonymous" may be
printed but without the name. Your e-mail address will not
be shown. Tell us what's happening in your locale!!!
Dear Howdy,
What you provide each week most do not understand. The joy to be able
to read an email that does not need work, that are not work related and
provide an uplift for all that read are what everyone need to keep them
ready to do the work that they are needed to to.
Thank you for helping me to laf at myself, at others and with others due
to seeing into all that we read as something that may have happened to
them, or ourselves once back in the webs of our inner brain.
Have a great day.
Richard Miller
University of Alaska
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Howdy,
Hello from Moore County NC. My uncle in Florida forwarded
***Thought and Humor*** to me.
How can I get on your mailing list?
Regards,
Delaney
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Dear Howdy,
I work in the Toy Department at a Walmart, and one day I was
asked to do a price check. The cashier explained to me that
a customer wanted to buy some puzzles, priced at 4 for $5.00,
but they were ringing up at $1.25 a piece. Apparently neither
the customer nor the cashier ever made it through sixth grade
math.
Julia G. (Tx)
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Dear Howdy,
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes
several days attack me at once.
Jennifer
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Hi Howdy,
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole
package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Some-
times she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
Steven Wright
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Dear Howdy,
Your blog site is impossible. The page freezes and the scroll bars
won't move so you cannot really enter or exit. Is there some hidden
meaning in this? Or, is this my computer or how you made it?
Why am I reading a conservative site from a man who lives in North
Carolina, or Virginia, is 56, or 22, or 61? I'm nuts!
L.P.
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Dear L.P.,
Thanks - Got the tech folks working on it:O)
Howdy
P.S. Try this FREE Browser: http://www.mozilla.org/download.html
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Dear Howdy,
this is an interesting way to do this! I have NEVER been
a "blogger" -- probably cuz I don't have the time! I am
connected to the UNC system (T1, I think), and I had a
small amount of trouble getting the page loaded. It took
longer and tied up my whole computer. (My mouse froze
up.) I like the ways each section is divided and available
for comment. Does that make it easier for you to read the
responses? The format is neat and tidy, too. Would people
with "text-only" requests have trouble with this? I will try
the blog at home in the next few days to see how this works
with my dial-up connection there. Is that helpful?
sarah
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Dear Howdy,
I looked at your blog site and I think it's a good idea. I've had to use
the text-only version of your newsletter because the graphic version was
too big for my email system. This will eliminate that problem and I'll be
able to see the pictures. However, I have some comments:
Stand up, raise your right hand, and repeat after me: "I will never use
the color pink for any text ever again". It's completely impossible to
read. Further, you need to take a better look at combinations of colors
you use. White text on a blue background is hard to read.
Watch your font sizes. Some of them are so small that they can't be read.
My eyes have been working for over sixty years so they're getting a little
tired. Nothing should be smaller than 10-point. Also watch the big fonts.
Some of those were so large that they overlapped adjacent letters making
the whole thing impossible to read. You also used some fonts that are very
hard to read. Just because it exists doesn't mean you should use it. Keep
it simple.
Keep up the good work. I look forward to the blog version.
Bob W.
Cary, NC;
NCSU fan
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Haircuts
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Moaner Lisa
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Howdy Buying Gas
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The Boss!!!
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Check Your E-Mail!
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They Hate That
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Truth-Telling is Stranger Than It Used to Be
A look at postmodern culture and philosophy!!!
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Sunday
Smile!!!
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World Without Engineers
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How Long???
Safety Helmet
Seat Change
New Water Sport
Getting Fussed At
Warning to all dog owners...
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Watch your dog!!!...
Dogs are being picked off one at a time...
They are falling in great numbers.
Police advise all dog owners to "Watch your Dog".
Watch your dog!!!...
Dogs are being picked off one at a time...
They are falling in great numbers.
Police advise all dog owners to "Watch your Dog".
New UNC Invention
A new UNC invention for overseas distribution...
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