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By Dr. Howdy, Ph.D.
A.P.E., N.U.T.
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Monday
Letters To Howdy
If you would like to write Howdy (he reads all of them),
send an amicable, meticulous, penurious or factious e-mail to:
Howdy's address: your-bestfriend4u@juno.com
Please tell us your general location (State, School, Country).
All letters sent to Howdy might be printed unless you
request otherwise. Letters marked "anonymous" may be
printed but without the name. Your e-mail address will not
be shown. Tell us what's happening in your locale!!!
Dear Howdy,
What you provide each week most do not understand. The joy to be able
to read an email that does not need work, that are not work related and
provide an uplift for all that read are what everyone need to keep them
ready to do the work that they are needed to to.
Thank you for helping me to laf at myself, at others and with others due
to seeing into all that we read as something that may have happened to
them, or ourselves once back in the webs of our inner brain.
Have a great day.
Richard Miller
University of Alaska
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Howdy,
Hello from Moore County NC. My uncle in Florida forwarded
***Thought and Humor*** to me.
How can I get on your mailing list?
Regards,
Delaney
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Dear Howdy,
I work in the Toy Department at a Walmart, and one day I was
asked to do a price check. The cashier explained to me that
a customer wanted to buy some puzzles, priced at 4 for $5.00,
but they were ringing up at $1.25 a piece. Apparently neither
the customer nor the cashier ever made it through sixth grade
math.
Julia G. (Tx)
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Dear Howdy,
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes
several days attack me at once.
Jennifer
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Hi Howdy,
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole
package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Some-
times she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
Steven Wright
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Dear Howdy,
Your blog site is impossible. The page freezes and the scroll bars
won't move so you cannot really enter or exit. Is there some hidden
meaning in this? Or, is this my computer or how you made it?
Why am I reading a conservative site from a man who lives in North
Carolina, or Virginia, is 56, or 22, or 61? I'm nuts!
L.P.
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Dear L.P.,
Thanks - Got the tech folks working on it:O)
Howdy
P.S. Try this FREE Browser: http://www.mozilla.org/download.html
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Dear Howdy,
this is an interesting way to do this! I have NEVER been
a "blogger" -- probably cuz I don't have the time! I am
connected to the UNC system (T1, I think), and I had a
small amount of trouble getting the page loaded. It took
longer and tied up my whole computer. (My mouse froze
up.) I like the ways each section is divided and available
for comment. Does that make it easier for you to read the
responses? The format is neat and tidy, too. Would people
with "text-only" requests have trouble with this? I will try
the blog at home in the next few days to see how this works
with my dial-up connection there. Is that helpful?
sarah
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Dear Howdy,
I looked at your blog site and I think it's a good idea. I've had to use
the text-only version of your newsletter because the graphic version was
too big for my email system. This will eliminate that problem and I'll be
able to see the pictures. However, I have some comments:
Stand up, raise your right hand, and repeat after me: "I will never use
the color pink for any text ever again". It's completely impossible to
read. Further, you need to take a better look at combinations of colors
you use. White text on a blue background is hard to read.
Watch your font sizes. Some of them are so small that they can't be read.
My eyes have been working for over sixty years so they're getting a little
tired. Nothing should be smaller than 10-point. Also watch the big fonts.
Some of those were so large that they overlapped adjacent letters making
the whole thing impossible to read. You also used some fonts that are very
hard to read. Just because it exists doesn't mean you should use it. Keep
it simple.
Keep up the good work. I look forward to the blog version.
Bob W.
Cary, NC;
NCSU fan
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