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| Num | Perc. | Country Name | ||
 | 54 | 55.67% | United States |  |
| 11 | 11.34% | Australia |  |
| 7 | 7.22% | Malaysia |  |
| 6 | 6.19% | Canada |  |
| 3 | 3.09% | Philippines |  |
| 3 | 3.09% | Brazil |  |
| 2 | 2.06% | South Africa |  |
| 2 | 2.06% | United Arab Emirates |  |
| 2 | 2.06% | France |  |
| 1 | 1.03% | Italy |  |
| 1 | 1.03% | Russian Federation |  |
| 1 | 1.03% | United Kingdom |  |
| 1 | 1.03% | India |  |
| 1 | 1.03% | Bermuda |  |
| 1 | 1.03% | Hungary |  |
| 1 | 1.03% | Mexico |
Our past 100 readers were from above...
Friday
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Who's This???
I can't give you anything but love, baby.
That's the only thing I've plenty of, baby.
Dream awhile, scheme awhile,
You're sure to find,
Happiness and I guess
All those things you always pined for.
Gee, it's great to see you looking swell, baby.
Diamond bracelets Woolworth's never sell, baby........
Happy Autumn
The falling leaves drift by my window
The falling leaves of red and gold
I see your lips, the summer kisses
The sunburned hands I used to hold.
Since you went away the days grow long
And soon I'll hear old winter's song
But I miss you most of all, my darling
When autumn leaves start to fall.
I miss you most of all, my darling
When autumn leaves start to fall.
Pumpkin Field
"May I take your order?" the waiter asked.
"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"
"Nothing special sir," he said. "We just tell
them straight out that they're going to die."
A UNC student asked and received help from a librarian on
how to use the card catalog. In a little while, the UNC student
approached the librarian again, wanting to know how to spell
"tequila."
"T-e-q-u-i-l-a," spelled the librarian, as the girl thanked her and
went back to her search. A short time later she came to the desk,
looking quite distraught.
"I just can't find it." she said.
"What book are you looking for?" the librarian asked.
Replied the UNC student, "Tequila Mockingbird."
A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best
time to buy anything is last year.
No one should live by the early bird policy without finding
out whether he classifies as a bird or a worm.
Sign on a clothing store - Come inside and have a fit.
The UNC student noticed another UNC student walking
up and down the street, wearing a sandwich board that
read "Free Big Mac!"
Strolling over with a look of concern, the first UNC
student asked, "Why? What'd he do?"
Smoking Out The Truth
It was the kind of news that should have had scientists jumping for joy.
A few weeks ago, the journal SCIENCE announced a major breakthrough in stem-cell
research: A Harvard research team had found a way to create embryonic-type stem
cells without the need to create and kill embryos, raising all those moral
questions.
This is tremendous news. Researchers have told us for years that embryonic stem
cells are vitally important in the race to find cures for a host of diseases.
And now, they have the means of creating embryonic-type stem cells that won't
kill human embryos -- something most Americans object to. So why aren't they
breaking out the champagne? The probable reason, as Princeton Professor Robert
George puts it, is "ominous."
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Lessons From A Bear Of Very Little Brain
In four years of college, the most important thing
I did was read Winnie-the-Pooh. My saying this will
surprise many of you, and it is with no small shame
that I admit it. How, you ask, could I have made it
through childhood, and all the way into college,
without reading Winnie-the-Pooh?
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