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Weekend Party Riddles' Answers

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Rating:

7 right ...... You must be a State grad!
6 right ...... You must be a State student!
5 right ...... You must be a Duke student.
4 right ...... You must be a Harvard student.
3 right ...... You must be a Vanderbilt student.
2 right ...... You must be a UNC student.
1 right ...... You must be a UNC grad.
0 right ...... You must be a UNC prof.

1) I will help you with your writing,
Probably through me you will see,
But if you want to ship me,
You'll put me right inside of me.

I wear many different hats you know,
In construction plus I'm tracing,
I also do work for the board,
Lots of kids use me for a racing.

You can fold me, tear me,
Rip me without using all your might,
But be careful how you touch me,
I may give you my famous bite.

What Am I?

Answer: Paper

2) An old man said to a young man, "I have a daughter. She
has as many brothers as she has sisters. Each one of her
brothers has twice as many sisters as he has brothers.
How many sons and daughters do I have?"

Answer: The answer is: 3 sons and 4 daughters. The answer to this
problem can be found with a little algebra. Let S be the
number of sons and D be the number of daughters. From the
first statement, we have: S=(D-1). From the second statement
we have: 2(S - 1) = D. Solving for S and D gives S=3, D=4,
i.e. 4 daughters and 3 sons.

3) When you walk through the front door, you are in
the back. What is it?

Answer: Church or theater

4) My first is in add, but not in take,
My second's in joint, but not in steak,
My third is in stack, but not in heap,
My fourth is in thick, but not in deep,
My fifth is in veal, but not in lamb,
My sixth is in ounce, but not in dram,
My seventh's in smile, but not in frown,
My whole is a writer of highest renown.
Who am I?
Answer: Dickens - as in Charles...

5) What English word has three successive double letters?
Answer: Bookkeeper

6) A man asked his son what he wanted for his birthday. His
son couldn't decide, so he asked him what he wanted to be
when he grew up. His son replied, "either a mechanic or a
musician". What did the man buy his son for his birthday?
Answer: Brake Drum:O)


7) Out of the eater came forth meat,
and out of the strong came forth sweetness.

Answer: From the World's Best Seller - Judges 14
Hint: This is the only religious Book where we find
the wonderful truth: God loves you so much that He
died for you!!!






 

Has The New Testament Changed
And Become Corrupted Over Time?

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Some people have the idea that the New Testament
has been translated "so many times" that it has
become corrupted through stages of translating.


Answer HERE!!!







Friday

 

Weekend Party Riddles

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1) I know what my job is,
The point has been made.
You say I have a big head,
And you're right, I'm afraid.
Put me in my place,
And then leave me alone.
What I need most,
Is someone to drive me home.
What am I?

2) This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you
find out what is wrong with it? It's so usual, you
would think nothing is wrong with it. In fact, nothing
is wrong with it! It's unusual, though. Study it. What
is so unusual about it? Do you know?

3) What room can you never enter?

4) They call me a man,
but I'll never have a wife.
I was given a body,
but not given life.
They made me a mouth,
but didn't give me breath.
Water gives me life
and sun brings me death...
What am I?

5) What has one leg,
but not two.
Never gets fat,
has 15 teeth,
but doesn't chew.
All green and no blue,
bugs don't like them but I do.
What are they?

6) My first is a creature whose breeding
is unclear. My second, a price you must
pay. My whole can be found in the river
of Time and refers to events of today.
What am I?

7) My head and tail both equal are,
My middle slender as a bee.
Whether I stand on head or heel
Is quite the same to you or me.
But if my head should be cut off,
The matter's true, though passing strange
Directly I to nothing change.
What Am I?

Answers below - please scroll down.
Look for the UNC prof!!!






 

Cyber-Kids

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Finally a game that challenges everyone!!!
Click on one of the kids...







 

Cyber Thought

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Basketball is the only major sport entirely of American
origin.



Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is
approximately six to eight weeks old.



If you're over 100 years old, there's an 80% chance you're
a woman.



Smell A Rat

Meaning: To sense that something is wrong

In earlier times, it was fairly common for peole to have
rats infesting their houses. And if a rat died in a place
where it wasn't visible, the person who lived in the house
smelled the decaying rodent. That's how he could tell some-
thing was amiss.



What a Ham

Meaning: Someone who enjoys putting on a show, or who
plays rather obviously to an audience.

An American phrase originating in the 1880's. Minstrel
shows, mass entertainment of the time, often featured less
-than-talented performers who overacted. They frequently
appeared in "blackface," and used ham fat to remove their
makeup. Thus they were referred to as "ham fat men," later
shortened to "ham."



Whipping Boy

Meaning: A scapegoat, or someone who is habitually picked on.

Hundreds of years ago, it was normal practice for a Euro-
pean prince to be raised with a commoner of the same age.
Since princes couldn't be disciplined like ordinary kids,
the commoner would be beaten whenever the prince did some-
thing wrong. The commonwer was called the Prince's whipp-
ing boy.






 

One Tough Cat

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Lower Gas Prices

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If we wish for much lower gas prices & less dependence on Saudi oil,
we should encourage the media & certain people in Congress to promote
drilling in the 50 States including offshore.








 

Which is larger???

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Which center ball is larger?
Neither, they are equal!








 

Cyber Humor

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John and Ted - both from Boston - find three hand
grenades and decide
to take them to the police station.

"What if one of
them explodes before we get there?"
asks Ted.


"Don't worry about it," says John. "We'll
just lie and tell them we only found two."







 

Lack Of Communication







 

Cyber Humor

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Thursday

 

Tapped Line







 

Cyber Humor

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A UNC grad is on board a small two- seater plane
when suddenly
the pilot dies. Not knowing how to
fly a plane he grabs the
radio.

"Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" he screams.

Ground control receives his call for help and answers back:

"Don't worry, sir. I'll talk you down, just do as I say.
First, I need you to give me your height and position."

"I'm 5 foot 11 and sitting in the front seat!"







 

Benjamin Franklin

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A great genius of a man whose accomplishments included:
Declaration of Independence Signer, Continental Congressman,
US Diplomat, Printer and Inventor. Franklin published the
"Pennsylvania Gazette" and "Poor Richard's Almanac." He
was known for proving that lightning is electricity by flying
a kite during a thunderstorm. Bifocals and the Franklin stove
are among his inventions. He served as a delegate to the
Continental Congress from 1775 to 1776, and was one of the
signers of the Declaration of Independence in 1776. He was
instrumental in encouraging France to side with the U.S.
during the Revolutionary War, and was one of the main
negotiators of the peace treaty with Britain.

He wrote his own epitaph, which declared: “The body of
Benjamin Franklin, printer, like the cover of an old book,
its contents torn out, stripped of its lettering, and guilding,
lies here, food for worms. But the work shall not be lost; for
it will, as he believed, appear once more in a new and more
elegant edition, revised and corrected by the Author.”

Born January 17, 1706
Died - April 17, 1790

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When does a boy become a man?
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Cyber Humor

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Beautiful Ice Sculptures In China

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Pope Benedict XVI--What Should We Think?

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If John Paul II was considered a conservative pope,
Ratzinger is seen as a further shift to the right. That
screeching sound you hear is the sound of liberal
Roman Catholic theologians and activists seared
and chastened by the election of the church's most
conservative leader as the next pontiff.


What are evangelicals to think of the new pope?
By any measure, this is a difficult question, for it
raises the entire universe of issues that stand
between evangelical theology and the doctrines
taught by the Roman Catholic Church. Of course,
the papacy itself is a first-order issue of contention.
Evangelicals, thankful for the last pope's clear
affirmation of human dignity and the objectivity
of truth, must be relieved in some sense to see
John Paul II followed by an ardent defender
of the sacredness of human life, the integrity
of marriage, and a commitment to truth. Yet,
Ratzinger's doctrinal conservatism will, of course,
extend to the very issues most crucial to the
evangelical/Roman Catholic divide.

Evangelicals rightly point to the papacy as
an unbiblical office that, by its very nature,
compromises the integrity of Scripture and
invests an unbiblical authority in an earthly
ecclesiastical monarch. Claims of papal
succession, papal authority, and papal
infallibility do nothing but widen the
breach between evangelicals and the
Roman Catholic Church.


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Tuesday

 

CyberHumor



Engineering classes at the University of Maryland
are tough,
and struggling students sometimes go
to extremes in order
to pass. Grading exams one
semester, I got to this question:

"What is the relationship between kinetic and potential
energy?"

One student, obviously stumped, decided to get clever
and wrote, "As far as I know, they're just friends, but
there could be something else going on there."






 

Cyber Humor







 
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In the Oscar-winning film THE INCREDIBLES, the bad guys
finally find a way to
defeat the superheroes -- not with exotic
weapons or incredible powers, but with
lawyers, judges, and
compliant government officials.


After Mister Incredible saves a man falling from a building,
he is sued for
interfering with the man's right to successfully
commit suicide. The plaintiff's
success triggers a explosion
of similar lawsuits against superheroes across the
country.

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For several years, I have been warning audiences
that America now faces a generation of young people
unwilling to grow up, assume adult responsibility,
marry, and start raising families. I have addressed
this issue in various articles, public lectures, and
church settings. My observations have been drawn
from constant contact with young adults, including
college students, and are backed up by a wealth of
demographic and statistical information. Nevertheless,
my warnings have often been met with incredulity,
suspicion, and even outrage.

Now, TIME magazine has come out with a cover story
that announces this new social phenomenon. It's about time.

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Welcome To New Pope
POPE BENEDICT XVI

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The pope is not only the supreme head of the Roman Catholic Church
but has a string of other titles.
He is called bishop of Rome, vicar of Christ,
successor of St. Peter, Prince of the Apostles, primate of Italy, patriarch
of the West, archbishop and metropolitan of the Roman Province,
sovereign of Vatican City and Servant of the Servants of God.
Only
the pope can appoint bishops, create dioceses or make an infallible
pronouncement in matters of faith and morals. That authority
cannot be delegated.
The pope also creates cardinals, names saints
and intervenes in disputes between the Vatican and local bishops
but...


Is Roman Catholicism Biblical?

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Cyber Facts



The muscles in the average eye move up to 100,000 times
in a day.



You inhale over 3,000 gallons of air everyday.



One square inch of your skin has over 600 sweat glands and
90 oil glands.



Your stomach produces a new lining every three days. Reason
being, it keeps stomach acids from digesting your stomach.



Most men's pupils get 1/3 bigger when looking at pictures
of sharks, but shrink in reaction to pictures of babies.



A newborn's first breath requires 50 times the suction
of an ordinary breath. An infants breathes about three
times faster than a 20-year-old.



Thoughts are but dreams till their effects be tried.
- William Shakespeare















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Jaws

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Rocky

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A Taste Of Honey - clip

(I Left My Heart) In San Francisco - clip

Take The 'A' Train - clip

Hello, Dolly! - clip

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Theme From Peter Gunn - clip

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Malagueña

Ebb Tide

Tara's Theme from Gone with the Wind

Around the World in 80 Days

Breakfast at Tiffany's

Charade

The Way We Were

You Do Something to Me

SWonderful

Adios

A Foggy Day

Amor

Anna

Arrivederci Roma

Theme from Moulin Rouge II

Stardust - Big Band

Bolero

Brazil

Rhapsody in Blue

Sleepy Lagoon

My Foolish Heart

Lisbon Antigua

La Mer

April in Portugal

Because of You

Poor People of Paris

Unchained Melody

Stranger on the Shore

Solace

Maple Leaf Rag

Voices of Spring

Emperor Waltz

Radetzky March

Water Music (Excerpt) George Frideric Handel

Finale - William Tell Overture

Overture - My Fair Lady

The Rain in Spain

The Lonely Bull - Herb Alpert

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So Rare

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Walk, Don't Run

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The Happy Wanderer

Down Yonder

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That's for Me

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My Foolish Heart

Don't Know Much

I WALK THE LINE

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TENNESSEE WALTZ

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Rags To Riches

The Good Life

Hello Dolly

All Of Me

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Everybody Loves

Return To Me

That's Amore

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Love Me With All Your Heart

If I Give My Heart To You

Autumn Leaves II

Autumn Leaves III

See The USA

My Prayer

You Always Hurt

Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Love Me Tender

Its Now Or Never

Old Shep

Dont Be Cruel

When I Fall In Love

When I Fall In Love II

When I Fall In Love III

A Fool Such As I

You'll Never Know

Fascination

I'm Yours

Wish You Were Here

Lady Of Spain

CanadianSunset

It's Magic

Secret Love

This Magic Moment

My Prayer

Twilight Time

Great Pretender

Harbor Lights

Little Darlin'

Wanted

No Other Love

Magic Moments

Till The End Of Time

Dont Let The Stars

Overture - Barber of Seville

Back In The Saddle

You Always Hurt

When I Fall

When A Man

True Love

Sincerely

Sweetheart

In The Mood

A Taste Of Honey

The Lonely Bull

Lollipops And Roses

This Guys In Love With You

What Now My Love

Three Coins In The Fountain

You've Gotta Have Heart

HeartOfMyHeart

Stranger In Paradise II

Love Is...

Unforgettable

Georgia On My Mind

Sentimental Over You

Thanks For The Memories

Too Young

Because

Never On Sunday

Yellow Rose Of Texas

Windy

My Little Corner

Speak Low

Moments To Remember

HernandosHideaway

Be My Love

Embassy Waltz

Misty

A Certain Smile

Chances Are

Not For Me To Say

Stranger On The Shore

I'll Be Seeing You

Cherry Pink

Downtown

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Last Date

Naughty Lady

Til I Kissed You

All I Have To Do Is Dream

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The Happy Wanderer

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Band Of Gold

Auld Lang Syne

The Wayward Wind

P.S. I Love You

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Ebb Tide

Lime Light

Green Door

My Heart Cries

Down Yonder

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Does Your Chewing Gum?

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I'll Get By

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Katie At UNC

Love Letters

As Time Goes By

Cheek To Cheek

Mission Impossible

The Way You Look Tonight

Frenesi

Glad To Be An American

Battle Hymn Of The Republic

How Great Thou Art

Have Thine Own Way

Beyond The Sunset

Amazing Grace

He's Got The Whole World

Peace In The Valley

How Great Thou Art II

Stars & Stripes Forever

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Beverly Hillbillies Theme

El Paso

Happy Trails

Big John

Sixteen Tons

Which Doctor?

Wonderful! Wonderful!

Misty

Gina

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Mr. Sandman

Bad Leroy

Only The Lonely

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Rawhide

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* * * Four important things to KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.




D I S C L A I M E R If someone should ask if it's legal to download songs
found on various non-commercial sites, such as this one.

Well, I'm neither a lawyer nor a technician,
and I've begun to wonder if it was legal for
us to tape music off the radio back when
tape recorders first came into being.

And were we committing a crime when we recorded
a movie shown on TV with our VCRs? And was it
really legal to buy a dual-deck recorder for the
express purpose of duplicating cassettes?

My answer to all of the above is, "I don't know."

Nonetheless, here is a formal statement in
some kind of legalize that appears to apply
to this kind of file availability:

The songs on this site are copyrighted by their respective artists and are placed here
for evaluation purposes only. No profits or sales are made on this site from their use.

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