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By Dr. Howdy, Ph.D.
A.P.E., N.U.T.
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Friday
Weekend Party Riddles
1) I know what my job is,
The point has been made.
You say I have a big head,
And you're right, I'm afraid.
Put me in my place,
And then leave me alone.
What I need most,
Is someone to drive me home.
What am I?
2) This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you
find out what is wrong with it? It's so usual, you
would think nothing is wrong with it. In fact, nothing
is wrong with it! It's unusual, though. Study it. What
is so unusual about it? Do you know?
3) What room can you never enter?
4) They call me a man,
but I'll never have a wife.
I was given a body,
but not given life.
They made me a mouth,
but didn't give me breath.
Water gives me life
and sun brings me death...
What am I?
5) What has one leg,
but not two.
Never gets fat,
has 15 teeth,
but doesn't chew.
All green and no blue,
bugs don't like them but I do.
What are they?
6) My first is a creature whose breeding
is unclear. My second, a price you must
pay. My whole can be found in the river
of Time and refers to events of today.
What am I?
7) My head and tail both equal are,
My middle slender as a bee.
Whether I stand on head or heel
Is quite the same to you or me.
But if my head should be cut off,
The matter's true, though passing strange
Directly I to nothing change.
What Am I?
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