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Dynamic Sex
Unlocking the Secret
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Still searching for the secret of love? Missing the
deep satisfaction you both want? To enjoy love
and sex to the fullest, consider the total person -
physical, psychological and spiritual.
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Still searching for the secret of love? Missing the
deep satisfaction you both want? To enjoy love
and sex to the fullest, consider the total person -
physical, psychological and spiritual.
MORE!!!
Friday
UNC Grad
Blog Speeder
Blog Cartoon
Finally
U.S. Supreme Court
In 1796 the US Supreme Court issued this ruling, "By our form
of government, the Christian religion is the established religion,
and all sects and denominations of Christians are placed on equal
footing." Some 57 years later, after Congress was petitioned to
separate Christian principles from government, in 1853 the House
Judiciary Committee issued their formal report, including these
words: "In this age there is no substitute for Christianity. This
was the religion of the founders of the republic, and they expected
it to be the religion of their dependents. The great vital, conservative
elements in our system is the belief of our people in the pure doctrines
and divine truths of the gospel of Jesus Christ." - - - Dr. Gerald Beavan
Physical Problems
.
A UNC grad was having some physical problems and his doctor
told him that he had to drink warm water one hour before breakfast.
At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked if he was
feeling better. He said he actually felt worse.
"Did you drink warm water an hour before breakfast each day?"
"No," replied the man, "All I could do was about 15 minutes!"
A UNC grad was having some physical problems and his doctor
told him that he had to drink warm water one hour before breakfast.
At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked if he was
feeling better. He said he actually felt worse.
"Did you drink warm water an hour before breakfast each day?"
"No," replied the man, "All I could do was about 15 minutes!"
Presidential Quote
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The true Christian is the true citizen, lofty of purpose,
resolute in endeavor, ready for a hero's deeds, but never
looking down on his task because it is cast in the day of
small things; scornful of baseness, awake to his own duties
as well as to his rights, following the higher law with reverence,
and in this world doing all that in him lies, so that when death
comes he may feel that mankind is in some degree better
because he has lived.
--President Theodore Roosevelt
The true Christian is the true citizen, lofty of purpose,
resolute in endeavor, ready for a hero's deeds, but never
looking down on his task because it is cast in the day of
small things; scornful of baseness, awake to his own duties
as well as to his rights, following the higher law with reverence,
and in this world doing all that in him lies, so that when death
comes he may feel that mankind is in some degree better
because he has lived.
--President Theodore Roosevelt
THE COST OF DELAYING MARRIAGE
.
Whether we know it or not, we have a season of life when
we're more apt to find a mate. Some things just won't wait.
MORE!!!
Whether we know it or not, we have a season of life when
we're more apt to find a mate. Some things just won't wait.
MORE!!!
The Year I Became Part Of The In Crowd
Playing Chicken Games With The Crocks
.
In the James Bond movie "Live and Let Die," "007" encounters a nest of
crocodiles bent on having him for a meal. Armed only with pieces of chicken,
Bond tosses the fowl at the crocs to hold them off until he figures out an
escape plan. The crocks quickly consume the chicken, but keep pressing
toward their ultimate objective.
Which brings us to Israel's forced removal of residents from Gaza. Israel is
"Bond." The pieces of chicken represent land. The Palestinian/Arab/Muslim
side are crocodiles. Get it? Most Westerners do not. Israel tosses pieces of
land at the Palestinian side, but once it is consumed, the Palestinians only
want more until their real objective -- the consumption of Israel -- is
reached and their hunger satiated.
Reading and listening to the reaction of Muslim clerics, Palestinian leaders
and others throughout the region to Israel's unilateral act offers little
comfort to anyone with faith in a two-state "solution" consisting of Israel
and a Palestinian entity living side-by-side in peace and harmony. That does
not deter apostles of this false political doctrine from continuing to
promote their flawed plan.
An editorial in London's Daily Telegraph represents this thinking: "The onus
is now on (Palestinian Authority leader) Mahmoud Abbas ... Hamas, Islamic
Jihad, the Fatah Martyrs' Brigades and others of their ilk must be persuaded
or compelled to abandon their arms in favor of peaceful political
engagement."
That is unlikely to happen. Among the chants heard as Israeli soldiers
forced their fellow Jews from their Gaza homes was, "We will continue with
the rest of Judea, Samaria, Jerusalem, until we control all of Israel."
Senior Hamas leader Mahmoud al-Zahar, in an interview with the Arab
newspaper Asharq Al Awsat, said, "We do not and will not recognize a state
called Israel. . . . This land is the property of all Muslims in all parts
of the world. . . . Let Israel die." That's not the rhetoric of someone who
yearns to live side-by-side in peace and harmony with an Israeli state.
They are all crocodiles. Tossing pieces of "chicken" in their direction will
never satisfy them. They want it all. They say so, and their actions prove
they are serious.
MORE!!!
In the James Bond movie "Live and Let Die," "007" encounters a nest of
crocodiles bent on having him for a meal. Armed only with pieces of chicken,
Bond tosses the fowl at the crocs to hold them off until he figures out an
escape plan. The crocks quickly consume the chicken, but keep pressing
toward their ultimate objective.
Which brings us to Israel's forced removal of residents from Gaza. Israel is
"Bond." The pieces of chicken represent land. The Palestinian/Arab/Muslim
side are crocodiles. Get it? Most Westerners do not. Israel tosses pieces of
land at the Palestinian side, but once it is consumed, the Palestinians only
want more until their real objective -- the consumption of Israel -- is
reached and their hunger satiated.
Reading and listening to the reaction of Muslim clerics, Palestinian leaders
and others throughout the region to Israel's unilateral act offers little
comfort to anyone with faith in a two-state "solution" consisting of Israel
and a Palestinian entity living side-by-side in peace and harmony. That does
not deter apostles of this false political doctrine from continuing to
promote their flawed plan.
An editorial in London's Daily Telegraph represents this thinking: "The onus
is now on (Palestinian Authority leader) Mahmoud Abbas ... Hamas, Islamic
Jihad, the Fatah Martyrs' Brigades and others of their ilk must be persuaded
or compelled to abandon their arms in favor of peaceful political
engagement."
That is unlikely to happen. Among the chants heard as Israeli soldiers
forced their fellow Jews from their Gaza homes was, "We will continue with
the rest of Judea, Samaria, Jerusalem, until we control all of Israel."
Senior Hamas leader Mahmoud al-Zahar, in an interview with the Arab
newspaper Asharq Al Awsat, said, "We do not and will not recognize a state
called Israel. . . . This land is the property of all Muslims in all parts
of the world. . . . Let Israel die." That's not the rhetoric of someone who
yearns to live side-by-side in peace and harmony with an Israeli state.
They are all crocodiles. Tossing pieces of "chicken" in their direction will
never satisfy them. They want it all. They say so, and their actions prove
they are serious.
MORE!!!
Thursday
RESTAURANT RECIPES
UNC Science Test
.
Question on UNC Physical Science test: Tell which
is more important, the sun or the moon and defend
your answer in 50 words or less.
UNC Senior: The moon is more important than the
sun, because it is already light in the day making
the sun useless.
Question on UNC Physical Science test: Tell which
is more important, the sun or the moon and defend
your answer in 50 words or less.
UNC Senior: The moon is more important than the
sun, because it is already light in the day making
the sun useless.
Dorian Gray
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In the novel The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde describes an
exceptionally handsome young man so captivating that he drew the
awe-stricken adulation of a great artist. The artist asked him to be the
subject of a portrait for he had never seen a face so attractive and so
pure. When the painting was completed, young Dorian became so
enraptured by his own looks that he wistfully intoned that it would
be wonderful if he could live any way he pleased and that any dis-
figurement of a lawless lifestyle would mar only the picture but leave
his own countenance unblemished. In Faustian style he was willing
to trade his soul for that wish.
One day, alone and pensive, Dorian went up to the attic and uncovered
the portrait that he had kept hidden, only to be shocked by what he saw.
Horror, hideousness and blood marred the portrait.
The charade came to an end when the artist himself saw the picture.
It told the story. He pled with Dorian to come clean, saying, "Does it not
say somewhere,'Though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as
snow'?" But in a fit of rage to silence that voice, Dorian grabbed a knife
and killed the artist.
Only one thing was left for him to do-he took the knife to remove the only
visible reminder of his wicked life. The moment he thrust the blade into
the canvas, the portrait returned to its pristine beauty, while Dorian lay
stabbed to death on the floor. The ravages that had marred the picture now
so disfigured him that even his servants could no longer recognize him.
What a brilliant illustration of how a soul, though invisible, can
nonetheless be tarnished. I wonder, if there were to be a portrait of my
soul or your soul, how would it best be depicted? Does not the conscience
sting, when we think in these terms? Though we have engineered many ways
of avoiding physical consequences, how does one cleanse the soul?
We too, face Dorian Gray's predicament. Sooner or later, a duplicitous
life reveals the cost. The soul is not forever invisible. But there is
One who can cleanse and restore us. Indeed, hear the words of the prophet
Isaiah to which Oscar Wilde alluded: "Though your sins be as scarlet, they
shall be as white as snow. Though they be red like crimson, they shall be
as white as wool." The greatest artist of all speaks even today.
Ravi Zacharias
In the novel The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde describes an
exceptionally handsome young man so captivating that he drew the
awe-stricken adulation of a great artist. The artist asked him to be the
subject of a portrait for he had never seen a face so attractive and so
pure. When the painting was completed, young Dorian became so
enraptured by his own looks that he wistfully intoned that it would
be wonderful if he could live any way he pleased and that any dis-
figurement of a lawless lifestyle would mar only the picture but leave
his own countenance unblemished. In Faustian style he was willing
to trade his soul for that wish.
One day, alone and pensive, Dorian went up to the attic and uncovered
the portrait that he had kept hidden, only to be shocked by what he saw.
Horror, hideousness and blood marred the portrait.
The charade came to an end when the artist himself saw the picture.
It told the story. He pled with Dorian to come clean, saying, "Does it not
say somewhere,'Though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as
snow'?" But in a fit of rage to silence that voice, Dorian grabbed a knife
and killed the artist.
Only one thing was left for him to do-he took the knife to remove the only
visible reminder of his wicked life. The moment he thrust the blade into
the canvas, the portrait returned to its pristine beauty, while Dorian lay
stabbed to death on the floor. The ravages that had marred the picture now
so disfigured him that even his servants could no longer recognize him.
What a brilliant illustration of how a soul, though invisible, can
nonetheless be tarnished. I wonder, if there were to be a portrait of my
soul or your soul, how would it best be depicted? Does not the conscience
sting, when we think in these terms? Though we have engineered many ways
of avoiding physical consequences, how does one cleanse the soul?
We too, face Dorian Gray's predicament. Sooner or later, a duplicitous
life reveals the cost. The soul is not forever invisible. But there is
One who can cleanse and restore us. Indeed, hear the words of the prophet
Isaiah to which Oscar Wilde alluded: "Though your sins be as scarlet, they
shall be as white as snow. Though they be red like crimson, they shall be
as white as wool." The greatest artist of all speaks even today.
Ravi Zacharias
Web Work
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say..........
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say..........
Time Zones Adopted In U.S.A.
.
The actual local time, or "sun time" constantly changes as one
moves either east or west. With the arrival of railroad travel, the
situation raised problems for railway lines and passengers trying to
synchronize schedules in different cities. The need for a system of
standardized time was evident, and eventually a system proposed by
Charles F. Dowd, a school principal in New York State, was adopted.
Under Dowd's system, North America was divided into four time zones,
fifteen degrees of longitude, and one hour of "standard time" apart.
At noon on Sunday, November 18, 1883, the new system went into
effect. It became the basis for the international system of time
zones we're familiar with today.
MORE!!!
The actual local time, or "sun time" constantly changes as one
moves either east or west. With the arrival of railroad travel, the
situation raised problems for railway lines and passengers trying to
synchronize schedules in different cities. The need for a system of
standardized time was evident, and eventually a system proposed by
Charles F. Dowd, a school principal in New York State, was adopted.
Under Dowd's system, North America was divided into four time zones,
fifteen degrees of longitude, and one hour of "standard time" apart.
At noon on Sunday, November 18, 1883, the new system went into
effect. It became the basis for the international system of time
zones we're familiar with today.
MORE!!!
BLOG TRIVIA
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The Selenologists study the Moon, as geologists study Earth.
The planet Venus does not tilt as it goes around the Sun,
so consequently, it has no seasons. On Mars, however, the
seasons are more exaggerated and last much longer than
on Earth.
Scientists believe that hydrogen comprises approximately
90 to 99 percent of all matter God created in the universe.
Born on November 14, 1963, the island of Surtsey off the
coast of Iceland, achieved permanence in 1965 when volcano
lava spread over its surface, protecting it from erosion.
The word "toast," meaning a proposal of health, originated
in Rome, where an actual bit of spiced, burned bread was
dropped into wine to improve the drink's flavor, absorb
its sediment, and thus make it more healthful.
"I hate ingratitude more in a man more than lying, vainness,
babbling, drunkenness, or any taint of vice whose strong
corruption inhabits our frail blood."
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), author
The Selenologists study the Moon, as geologists study Earth.
The planet Venus does not tilt as it goes around the Sun,
so consequently, it has no seasons. On Mars, however, the
seasons are more exaggerated and last much longer than
on Earth.
Scientists believe that hydrogen comprises approximately
90 to 99 percent of all matter God created in the universe.
Born on November 14, 1963, the island of Surtsey off the
coast of Iceland, achieved permanence in 1965 when volcano
lava spread over its surface, protecting it from erosion.
The word "toast," meaning a proposal of health, originated
in Rome, where an actual bit of spiced, burned bread was
dropped into wine to improve the drink's flavor, absorb
its sediment, and thus make it more healthful.
"I hate ingratitude more in a man more than lying, vainness,
babbling, drunkenness, or any taint of vice whose strong
corruption inhabits our frail blood."
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), author
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Blessed is the man who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is
in Him. He will be like a tree planted by the water that sends
out its roots by the stream. It does not fear when heat comes;
its leaves are always green. It has no worries in a year of
drought. - - Jer 17:7& 8
Blessed is the man who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is
in Him. He will be like a tree planted by the water that sends
out its roots by the stream. It does not fear when heat comes;
its leaves are always green. It has no worries in a year of
drought. - - Jer 17:7& 8
Living Vicariously
.
Many parents today are living vicariously through their children
and their definition of "success," which creates problems.
You see this not only on ball fields, but also on bumper-stickers:
the one that brags, "My son is an honor student," or one just
sighted in California that says, "My all-star struck out your
honor student." Or the parents who brag about their kids
getting into prestigious schools.
MORE!!!
Many parents today are living vicariously through their children
and their definition of "success," which creates problems.
You see this not only on ball fields, but also on bumper-stickers:
the one that brags, "My son is an honor student," or one just
sighted in California that says, "My all-star struck out your
honor student." Or the parents who brag about their kids
getting into prestigious schools.
MORE!!!
Web Logic
.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
There's a fine line between fishing and standing
on the shore like an idiot.
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why
you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend
their lives.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
There's a fine line between fishing and standing
on the shore like an idiot.
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why
you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend
their lives.
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