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What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?
- A duck filled fatty puss!



Legend has it that there is a coffee bar in Raleigh where, in the Ladies
Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror
and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie
---*poof*------- you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to
be seen again. Soooooo....

A Wake Forest student of questionable looks walks into the ladies room
and stands
before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful
woman in the world."

*Poof* the mirror swallows her up.

Next a rather large Duke student stands before the mirror and says,
think I'm the sexiest woman alive". *Poof* the mirror swallows her.

Then, a UNC student comes in and stands before the mirror
and says, "I think...". *Poof*


It seems there was a UNC grad that had an automobile that had
250,000 on it and she wanted to sell the car but was having trouble
with all of the places because of the milage. She had a friend that
she went to for advise whereupon she was told to go the the friend's
boyfriend and he would run the mileage back to a respectable number.
She did this and was not seen for about 3 or four weeks by her friend.
Her friend was astonished to see her still driving the old car so she
asked if her boyfriend had helped her and why was she still driving the
old car. The friend was informed that she was not as big of a fool as
others might be. She would be a fool to get rid of such a swell car with
so few miles on it.

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I am reading a very interesting book about
anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.



*Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.
*Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning "tone deaf".
*Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.
*"Normal": A setting on a washing machine..
*Health: The slowest possible rate of dying.
*Poverty: Having too much month left at the end of the money.
*Boy: A noise with dirt on it.
*Sleep: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
*Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law!
*Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance.


Weekend Word Riddles 1.7.6

Many of the words below have their roots both
on Earth and in the heavens. How many of these
hybrids do you recognize?

1. jovial (adj.) - A: merry. B: laid-back. C: pleasingly
plump. D: ruddy.

2. pedigree (n.) - A: study of children. B: diploma.
C: ancestral line. D: stamp of approval.

3. homogeneous (adj.) - A: relating to humans. B: similar.
C: melancholy. D: cheerful and upbeat.

4. sleuth (n.) - A: timidity. B: detective. C: carelessness.
D: opening in a dam.

5. aftermath (n.) - A: result. B: critique. C: concise
summary. D: type of appendix.

6. cocksure (adj.) - A: cynical. B: angry. C: insensitive
and uncaring. D: overly confident.

7. nausea (n.) - A: despair. B: uncertainty. C: sickness in
the stomach. D: indifference.

8. canard (n.) - A: ominous warning. B: malicious rumor.
C: humorous proverb. D: small bucket.

9. ruminate (v.) - A: to become nostalgic. B: wander about.
C: ponder. D: search for.

10. cordial (adj.) - A: happy. B: perceptive. C: friendly.
D: sophisticated.

11. reek (v.) - A: to throw into disorder. B: be soaking
wet. C: take revenge. D: give off an unpleasant odor.

12. solar plexus (n.) - area of the A: abdomen. B: head.
C: back. D: chest.

13. germinate (v.) - A: to begin to grow. B: be relevant.
C: be creative. D: stimulate.

14. ferret (v.) - A: to search out. B: camouflage.
C: plunder. D: move quickly.

15. dog days (n.) - period of A: being carefree. B: having
youthful flings. C: misfortune. D: hot weather.

16. wheedle (v.) - A: to shout. B: coax. C: pry. D: lie to.

17. fathom (v.) - A: to understand. B: explain. C: decide.
D: reach out.

18. halcyon (adj.) - A: shimmering. B: pertaining to the air
we breathe. C: fresh and bracing. D: calm and peaceful.

19. wisp (n.) - A: brief glance. B: hush. C: speech defect.
D: something slight.

20. oval (adj.) - shaped like A: an apple. B: a banana.
C: an egg. D: a rhomboid.




Students at UNC were asked
to write about the harmful
effects of oil on fish. One
sophomore wrote, "When
my mom
opened a tin of
sardines last
week it was
full of oil and
all the sardines
were dead."


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Firemen Do What They Have To



Mission Impossible



Try to find 11 MANATEES in this picture!



A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop
where two Englishmen are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen
Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says. The two Englishmen just stare
at him.

"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" The two continue to
stare. "Parlare Italiano?" No response, "Hablan ustedes
Espanol?" Still nothing. the Swiss guy drives off, extremely

The first Englishman turns to the second and says,
maybe we should learn a foreign language...."

"Why?" says the other, "That bloke knew four languages,
and it didn't do him any good."


A tall weather-worn cowboy walked into
the saloon and ordered a root beer. The
regulars quietly observed the drifter
through half-closed eyelids. No one
spoke, but they all noticed that the
stranger's hat was made of brown wrapping
paper. Less obvious was the fact that
his shirt and vest were also made of
paper. As were his chaps, pants, and
even his boots, including the paper
spurs. Truth be told, even the saddle,
blanket and bridle on his horse were made entirely of paper.
Of course he was soon arrested for rustling...


Further Down The Slope


The problem with same-sex "marriage" is not just that it is
inherently wrong.
Another problem with it is that it could lead
to things that are even worse.



Miners' Notes Reveal Their Final Moments


TALLMANSVILLE, W.Va. (AP) - Tom Toler identified the body of his youngest
brother. And then he was handed a message from the dead man. In wobbly
printing, written in ink on the back of an insurance application,
51-year-old miner Martin Toler Jr. said goodbye. For now.

"(I'll) see them on the other side," the note said. "It wasn't bad. I just
went to sleep. I love you."

His brother, a miner himself for 30 years, was so shocked by the simple,
eloquent farewell that he didn't think to ask - standing there in a newly
opened morgue in a long-closed elementary school - just exactly where his
brother had stashed the piece of paper. In his pocket? In his lunchbox?

"It just shook me up when they gave it to me," he said.

And as he read the boxed letters fashioned with a shaky pen, "I took it to
mean that it was written in the final stages. I'd call it more or less

Of the 12 miners who died after Monday's explosion, at least a handful
managed to scrawl a last testament to their families, according to loved
ones. The exact number of messages is not yet known.

What would you write at a time such as this? What would be important
to you then? Sooner or later each of us...



Who is Jesus?




Tennis Anyone?



Bond. James Bond.

Shaken. Not stirred.

These are all phrases which have embedded themselves
in our culture now for 44 years. 007 is no longer a series
of numbers, but a call sign for one of today's most recognizable
movie icons. The James Bond series began in literature as
the brain child of Ian Fleming, and immediately jumped to
the silver screen. But of course, we all know this. To date,
there have been 5 different Bonds captured on film.

Sean Connery: The Quintessential Bond.

George Lazenby: The Forgotten Bond.

Roger Moore: The Sensible Bond.

Timothy Dalton: The New-Age Bond.

Pierce Brosnan: The Savior Bond.

Daniel Craig, Future Bond



A traveling salesman was passing through a rural town
in Vermont and
decided to take a little time out in order
to have some clothes cleaned
in a hurry. The town only
had three streets so he was able to quickly
locate a shop
with a sign that read, "Cleaning and Pressing, 24-Hour


After explaining his needs, he said, "I'll be back for my suit

"Won't be ready til Saturday," replied the proprietor.

"But I thought you had 24-hour service," the customer protested.

"I do, son," the proprietor said. "But I only work eight hours
a day.
Today's Thursday....... eight hours today, eight hours
Friday, eight
on Saturday. That's 24-hour service."

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Mission Impossible

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Singing In The Rain

Star Wars

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Chuck Berry

Rock Around The Clock

Dueling Guitars

Blueberry Hill

A Taste Of Honey - clip

(I Left My Heart) In San Francisco - clip

Take The 'A' Train - clip

Hello, Dolly! - clip

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Theme From Peter Gunn - clip

Song from Moulin Rouge


Ebb Tide

Tara's Theme from Gone with the Wind

Around the World in 80 Days

Breakfast at Tiffany's


The Way We Were

You Do Something to Me



A Foggy Day



Arrivederci Roma

Theme from Moulin Rouge II

Stardust - Big Band



Rhapsody in Blue

Sleepy Lagoon

My Foolish Heart

Lisbon Antigua

La Mer

April in Portugal

Because of You

Poor People of Paris

Unchained Melody

Stranger on the Shore


Maple Leaf Rag

Voices of Spring

Emperor Waltz

Radetzky March

Water Music (Excerpt) George Frideric Handel

Finale - William Tell Overture

Overture - My Fair Lady

The Rain in Spain

The Lonely Bull - Herb Alpert

Tijuana Taxi - Herb Alpert

The Happy Whistler

So Rare

Mona Lisa

Ghost Riders in the Sky

Walk, Don't Run

Wonderland by Night

Canadian Sunset

Blue Tango

The Happy Wanderer

Down Yonder

Midnight in Moscow

Crazy Medley


That's for Me

Quiet Village

Harbor Lights

Dueling Banjoes II

Autumn Leaves

My Foolish Heart

Don't Know Much






Close To You

Rainy Days & Mondays

Sing A Song

Yesterday Once More

We've Only Just Begun

Goodbye To Love

Only You

As Time Goes By

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As Time Goes By - Original

After Loving

San Francisco

Stranger In Paradise

Mrs. Howdy

Rags To Riches

The Good Life

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All Of Me

Thank Heaven For Little Girls

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Everybody Loves

Return To Me

That's Amore

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Love Me With All Your Heart

If I Give My Heart To You

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See The USA

My Prayer

You Always Hurt

Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Love Me Tender

Its Now Or Never

Old Shep

Dont Be Cruel

When I Fall In Love

When I Fall In Love II

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A Fool Such As I

You'll Never Know


I'm Yours

Wish You Were Here

Lady Of Spain


It's Magic

Secret Love

This Magic Moment

My Prayer

Twilight Time

Great Pretender

Harbor Lights

Little Darlin'


No Other Love

Magic Moments

Till The End Of Time

Dont Let The Stars

Overture - Barber of Seville

Back In The Saddle

You Always Hurt

When I Fall

When A Man

True Love



In The Mood

A Taste Of Honey

The Lonely Bull

Lollipops And Roses

This Guys In Love With You

What Now My Love

Three Coins In The Fountain

You've Gotta Have Heart


Stranger In Paradise II

Love Is...


Georgia On My Mind

Sentimental Over You

Thanks For The Memories

Too Young


Never On Sunday

Yellow Rose Of Texas


My Little Corner

Speak Low

Moments To Remember


Be My Love

Embassy Waltz


A Certain Smile

Chances Are

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Stranger On The Shore

I'll Be Seeing You

Cherry Pink


Moonlight Serenade

Last Date

Naughty Lady

Til I Kissed You

All I Have To Do Is Dream

Dixie Land Band

Ghost Riders In The Sky

The Happy Wanderer


Santa Catalina

Band Of Gold

Auld Lang Syne

The Wayward Wind

P.S. I Love You

Harbor Lights

Ebb Tide

Lime Light

Green Door

My Heart Cries

Down Yonder

Silvana Mangano Anna

Does Your Chewing Gum?

Grand Night For Singing

Purple People Eater

Orange Blossom Special

I'll Get By

'Til Then

Katie At UNC

Love Letters

As Time Goes By

Cheek To Cheek

Mission Impossible

The Way You Look Tonight


Glad To Be An American

Battle Hymn Of The Republic

How Great Thou Art

Have Thine Own Way

Beyond The Sunset

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He's Got The Whole World

Peace In The Valley

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Stars & Stripes Forever

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El Paso

Happy Trails

Big John

Sixteen Tons

Which Doctor?

Wonderful! Wonderful!



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Mr. Sandman

Bad Leroy

Only The Lonely


Magnificent 7

Magnificent 7 - II


I Walk The Line

God loves you so much that He died for you!!!


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* * * Four important things to KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.

D I S C L A I M E R If someone should ask if it's legal to download songs
found on various non-commercial sites, such as this one.

Well, I'm neither a lawyer nor a technician,
and I've begun to wonder if it was legal for
us to tape music off the radio back when
tape recorders first came into being.

And were we committing a crime when we recorded
a movie shown on TV with our VCRs? And was it
really legal to buy a dual-deck recorder for the
express purpose of duplicating cassettes?

My answer to all of the above is, "I don't know."

Nonetheless, here is a formal statement in
some kind of legalize that appears to apply
to this kind of file availability:

The songs on this site are copyrighted by their respective artists and are placed here
for evaluation purposes only. No profits or sales are made on this site from their use.

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