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Michael Jackson Trial Update


On the eve of closing arguments in the Michael Jackson
child-molestation trial, a coalition of the major all-news
networks has asked the judge in the case for a new trial,
claiming that the current legal proceedings were "not
long enough."

A spokesperson for the networks, Peter Fendell, held
a press conference on Thursday to state the cable news
outlets' position that the current trial had given "short
shrift" to the key issues in the case.

"Unless there is another, longer trial, preferably one
that lasts until May sweeps in 2007, justice will not be
served," Mr. Fendell said.







I'm Yosemite National Park.


Would You Invest $$$
With This Group???

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Top row: Steve Wood (left), Bob Wallace, Jim Lane.
Middle row: Bob O'Rear, Bob Greenberg, Marc McDonald,
Gordon Letwin. Bottom row: Bill Gates, Andrea Lewis,
Marla Wood, Paul Allen. December 7, 1978.

The photo is posted on Microsoft's website on Bill Gates's biography page.

If you had chosen to invest your money with this bunch of scruffy looking
characters back in 1978, you'd be quite rich now. But how rich did the people
in the photo become? Here's their estimated wealth, listed in descending order:

Bill Gates: Still with Microsoft as it's chairman and chief software architect.
His fortune is somewhere in the range of $50 billion.

Paul Allen: Left Microsoft in 1983 but remains a senior strategy advisor to
the company. Worth around $25 billion.

Bob O'Rear: Left Microsoft in 1983. Is now a cattle rancher and is worth around
$100 million.

Bob Greenberg: Left Microsoft in 1981 and then helped launch those Cabbage
Patch Dolls that were so popular in the 1980s. Last time anyone checked, he
was worth around $20 million.

Jim Lane: Left Microsoft in 1985. Now has his own software company and is
worth around $20 million.

Gordon Letwin: Left Microsoft in 1993 and now devotes himself to environmental
causes. Is worth around $20 million.

Steve and Marla Wood: They both left Microsoft in 1980 and Marla then sued the
company for sex discrimination. They're worth around $15 million.

Bob Wallace: Left Microsoft in 1983. Worth around $5 million.

Andrea Lewis: Was Microsoft's first technical writer. Left the company in 1983.
Worth around $2 million.

Marc McDonald: Was Microsoft's first employee. Left the company in 1984,
but recently rejoined the company when Microsoft bought Design Intelligence,
the company he was working for. Has the honor of getting to wear badge number
00001. Probably worth at least $1 million.

1Sa 16:7 - Show Context But the LORD said to Samuel,
"Don't judge by his appearance or height, for I have rejected
him. The LORD doesn't make decisions the way you do!
People judge by outward appearance, but the LORD looks
at a person's thoughts and intentions."

2Co 10:7 - Show Context The trouble with you is that you make
your decisions on the basis of appearance.


The Moderates


"The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who,
times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality."
-Dante (1265 -1321)


7 Definitions Of A Cat

1. A lap-warmer with a built-in buzzer.
2. A four footed allergen.
3. A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.
4. A treat-seeking missile.
5. A wildlife control expert impersonator.
6. A hair relocation expert.
7. An un-programmable animal.


Same-Sex Marriage and brthe Integrity of Language

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The cultural momentum towards the legalization of same-sex marriage
is being driven by more than may at first appear. Advocates of same-sex
marriage insist that their purpose is to see homosexual couples receive
the same rights and privileges as married couples, and to experience the
same set of satisfactions and responsibilities. Without debating their
argument, at least for now, we can already see that their stated purpose
does not represent the real energy behind their demand for same-sex marriage.

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After all, the majority of same-sex couples have indicated no fundamental
desire for marriage--only for the right to marry. Even in Massachusetts,
where an activist court has declared same-sex marriage to be legal, the
majority of homosexual couples remain unmarried. We can add to this
fact the reality that the vast majority of homosexual couples seeking
marriage in Massachusetts are lesbians, not gay men.


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Eroding Foundations


Do you believe that the Bible should be taught in schools?
You might be
surprised to hear that quite a few English
teachers agree with you.

In a survey commissioned by the Bible Literacy Project,
Dr. Marie Wachlin
interviewed forty-one top English teachers
from American private and public
schools. The WASHINGTON
TIMES reports, "Nine out of 10 teachers who participated

argued that knowledge of the Bible is crucial for a good
education; 40 of the 41
teachers said [Biblical] literacy is
an educational advantage."

You see, these teachers realize just how great the Bible's
impact on our world
has been -- and how dangerous it is
that a generation of students is growing up
without knowing



Flying Web-Humor


I took my parents back to the airport today.
They're flying
home tomorrow. --Margaret Smith


Web Cartoon



Politics Without God

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The continent of Europe is now experiencing a civilizational crisis.
Once the cradle of Western civilization, Europe is transforming itself
into a hyper-modern culture of nearly undiluted secularism. Once
constituted by a sense of Christian identity, Europe is now attempting
a vast experiment in secularism, and this experiment shows no signs
of ending anytime soon.

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An insightful historian whose analysis of the European crisis is largely
transferable to our American context states, after all, a class of American
intellectuals desires and intends to move American culture precisely
in the European direction--towards a sanitized and secularized culture
that will attempt democracy without God. If these trends are not reversed,
America could be just like Europe, but with a delayed fuse.


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Paris Hilton

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Over two thousand of the world's leading scientists converged on
Oslo, Norway to attend a conference devoted to one of modern
science's most baffling phenomena, the continuing popularity
of hotel heiress Paris Hilton.


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Ligers & Tigons

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He looks like something from a prehistoric age or a fantastic creation from Hollywood.
But Hercules is very much living flesh and blood - as he proves every time he opens
his gigantic mouth to roar. Part lion, part tiger, he is not just a big cat but a huge one,
standing 10ft tall on his back legs. Called a liger, in reference to his crossbreed parentage,
he is the largest of all the cat species.

He is the accidental result of two enormous big cats living close together at the Institute
of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species, in Miami, Florida, and already dwarfs both his parents.

"Ligers are not something we planned on having," said institute owner Dr Bhagavan Antle.
"We have lions and tigers living together in large enclosures and at first we had no idea
how well one of the lion boys was getting along with a tiger girl, then lo and behold we
had a liger."

50mph runner... Not only that, but he likes to swim, a feat unheard of among water-fearing
lions. In the wild it is virtually impossible for lions and tigers to mate. Not only are they
enemies likely to kill one another, but most lions are in Africa and most tigers in Asia.
But incredible though he is, Hercules is not unique. Ligers have been bred in captivity,
deliberately and accidentally, since shortly before World War II.

Today there are believed to be a handful of ligers around the world and a similar number
of tigons, the product of a tiger father and lion mother. Tigons are smaller than ligers and
take on more physical characteristics of the tiger.

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Cyber-Cowboy Humor


A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that
if he
wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle
pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age
110. He left 4 children, 20 grand-children, 30
great-grandchildren, 10 great-great-grand-children
and a
fifty-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

Wonder if they buried him in Noble, GA???

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A UNC* student called 911 on her cell phone to report
that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she
explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen
the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the
accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An
officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios
in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back seat by mistake."

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*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., B.R.C.
(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.




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UNC Is Funny
Cyber Humor

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Proper attire is required in the cafeteria at the University
of North Carolina (UNC). To enforce that rule, the management
posted this notice: "Shoes are required to eat in this cafeteria."

Next to it, a student added, "Socks can eat wherever they want."


Oldest Couple


LONDON - A British husband and wife revealed the secrets
of the longest marriage of any living couple on Wednesday
as they celebrated their 80th wedding anniversary — don't
sleep on an argument, always share a kiss and hold hands
before going to bed.

Percy Arrowsmith, 105, and his 100-year-old wife Florence,
were married on June 1, 1925, after meeting at their local
church in Hereford, western England, where he sang in the
choir and she was a Sunday school teacher.



Deep Throat and Genocide


Re: The "news" that former FBI agent Mark Felt broke the law,
broke his code of ethics, broke his oath and was the main source
for Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward's articles that helped depose
Richard Nixon, a few thoughts.

Can anyone even remember now what Nixon did that was so terrible?
He ended the war in Vietnam, brought home the POW's, ended the war
in the Mideast, opened relations with China, started the first nuclear
weapons reduction treaty, saved Eretz Israel's life, started the
Environmental Protection Administration. Does anyone remember
what he did that was bad?







Da Vinci Code Movie


The Da Vinci Code has been on the New York Times Bestseller List since
its release in April 2003. In less than 2 years it has become a bestseller
in 150 countries and one of the most widely read books of our time.

Author Dan Brown has done what many authors only dream of doing.
He has written a book "everyone" is talking about. All over the world
people are discussing his upscale murder mystery that teases readers
with provocative theories about history, religion, and the arts.

This novel, however, is more than a page-turning murder mystery.
The Da Vinci Code is a conspiracy theory that leaves many readers
wondering whether everything they have believed about Christ and
the Bible is wrong.


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Say A Prayer

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Indiana Jones

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Mission Impossible

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Singing In The Rain

Star Wars

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Chuck Berry

Rock Around The Clock

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Blueberry Hill

A Taste Of Honey - clip

(I Left My Heart) In San Francisco - clip

Take The 'A' Train - clip

Hello, Dolly! - clip

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Theme From Peter Gunn - clip

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Around the World in 80 Days

Breakfast at Tiffany's


The Way We Were

You Do Something to Me



A Foggy Day



Arrivederci Roma

Theme from Moulin Rouge II

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Rhapsody in Blue

Sleepy Lagoon

My Foolish Heart

Lisbon Antigua

La Mer

April in Portugal

Because of You

Poor People of Paris

Unchained Melody

Stranger on the Shore


Maple Leaf Rag

Voices of Spring

Emperor Waltz

Radetzky March

Water Music (Excerpt) George Frideric Handel

Finale - William Tell Overture

Overture - My Fair Lady

The Rain in Spain

The Lonely Bull - Herb Alpert

Tijuana Taxi - Herb Alpert

The Happy Whistler

So Rare

Mona Lisa

Ghost Riders in the Sky

Walk, Don't Run

Wonderland by Night

Canadian Sunset

Blue Tango

The Happy Wanderer

Down Yonder

Midnight in Moscow

Crazy Medley


That's for Me

Quiet Village

Harbor Lights

Dueling Banjoes II

Autumn Leaves

My Foolish Heart

Don't Know Much






Close To You

Rainy Days & Mondays

Sing A Song

Yesterday Once More

We've Only Just Begun

Goodbye To Love

Only You

As Time Goes By

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As Time Goes By - Original

After Loving

San Francisco

Stranger In Paradise

Mrs. Howdy

Rags To Riches

The Good Life

Hello Dolly

All Of Me

Thank Heaven For Little Girls

Beyond The Sea

Everybody Loves

Return To Me

That's Amore

Autumn Leaves

Love Me With All Your Heart

If I Give My Heart To You

Autumn Leaves II

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See The USA

My Prayer

You Always Hurt

Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Love Me Tender

Its Now Or Never

Old Shep

Dont Be Cruel

When I Fall In Love

When I Fall In Love II

When I Fall In Love III

A Fool Such As I

You'll Never Know


I'm Yours

Wish You Were Here

Lady Of Spain


It's Magic

Secret Love

This Magic Moment

My Prayer

Twilight Time

Great Pretender

Harbor Lights

Little Darlin'


No Other Love

Magic Moments

Till The End Of Time

Dont Let The Stars

Overture - Barber of Seville

Back In The Saddle

You Always Hurt

When I Fall

When A Man

True Love



In The Mood

A Taste Of Honey

The Lonely Bull

Lollipops And Roses

This Guys In Love With You

What Now My Love

Three Coins In The Fountain

You've Gotta Have Heart


Stranger In Paradise II

Love Is...


Georgia On My Mind

Sentimental Over You

Thanks For The Memories

Too Young


Never On Sunday

Yellow Rose Of Texas


My Little Corner

Speak Low

Moments To Remember


Be My Love

Embassy Waltz


A Certain Smile

Chances Are

Not For Me To Say

Stranger On The Shore

I'll Be Seeing You

Cherry Pink


Moonlight Serenade

Last Date

Naughty Lady

Til I Kissed You

All I Have To Do Is Dream

Dixie Land Band

Ghost Riders In The Sky

The Happy Wanderer


Santa Catalina

Band Of Gold

Auld Lang Syne

The Wayward Wind

P.S. I Love You

Harbor Lights

Ebb Tide

Lime Light

Green Door

My Heart Cries

Down Yonder

Silvana Mangano Anna

Does Your Chewing Gum?

Grand Night For Singing

Purple People Eater

Orange Blossom Special

I'll Get By

'Til Then

Katie At UNC

Love Letters

As Time Goes By

Cheek To Cheek

Mission Impossible

The Way You Look Tonight


Glad To Be An American

Battle Hymn Of The Republic

How Great Thou Art

Have Thine Own Way

Beyond The Sunset

Amazing Grace

He's Got The Whole World

Peace In The Valley

How Great Thou Art II

Stars & Stripes Forever

Tennessee Waltz

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El Paso

Happy Trails

Big John

Sixteen Tons

Which Doctor?

Wonderful! Wonderful!



The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Mr. Sandman

Bad Leroy

Only The Lonely


Magnificent 7

Magnificent 7 - II


I Walk The Line

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* * * Four important things to KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.

D I S C L A I M E R If someone should ask if it's legal to download songs
found on various non-commercial sites, such as this one.

Well, I'm neither a lawyer nor a technician,
and I've begun to wonder if it was legal for
us to tape music off the radio back when
tape recorders first came into being.

And were we committing a crime when we recorded
a movie shown on TV with our VCRs? And was it
really legal to buy a dual-deck recorder for the
express purpose of duplicating cassettes?

My answer to all of the above is, "I don't know."

Nonetheless, here is a formal statement in
some kind of legalize that appears to apply
to this kind of file availability:

The songs on this site are copyrighted by their respective artists and are placed here
for evaluation purposes only. No profits or sales are made on this site from their use.

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