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A UNC student walked up to an airport ticket counter
at the Raleigh-Durham Airport and asked to buy a
round trip ticket.

"Where to?" Asked the smiling ticket agent.
The student rolled his eyes and said, "Duh, back here!"




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Riddles For 11.21.5

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1) I'm so fast you can't see me,
Though everyone sees straight through me,
I don't stop until the day you die.

What am I?


2) What is it that a child could carry,
yet in turn could carry a man,
but nothing short of magic
could make it stand on one end?


3) My posterior is adorned with feathers. I have a rather
long neck and quite a pointy nose. I am able to fly, yet
I have no wings. What am I?
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Copper Clappers

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Rachel's Tears

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Aslan's death so filled their minds that they hardly thought of it....
And down they both knelt in the wet grass and kissed his cold face
and stroked his beautiful fur — what was left of it — and they cried
till they could cry no more. And then they looked at each other and
held each other's hands and cried again and then again were silent.
—C.S. Lewis, The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe

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Few Appropriate Remarks

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Abraham Lincoln's "few appropriate remarks" at the dedication of the new
Union cemetery in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania on November 19, 1863 have
long been regarded as the greatest speech in American History.

What was regarded as the "Gettysburg Address" that day was not the
short speech delivered by President Lincoln, but rather the two hour oration
delivered by Edward Everett. Everett was a renowned diplomat and scholar
who was widely considered to be the nation's greatest orator of his time.

In contrast, Lincoln's "few appropriate remarks" summarized the war in two
or three minutes, in ten sentences, and in less than 300 words:


Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent,
a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that
all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any
nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great
battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field,
as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that
nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not
hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have
consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will
little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget
what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to
the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly
advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task
remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion
to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we
here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this
nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government
of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.


Most of the audience was watching the photographer, and the applause was
delayed, scattered, "barely polite." The photographer felt cheated — the
President had spoken at an important event, and he didn't get his
photograph.

The next day the Chicago Sun-Times would observe, "The cheek of every
American must tingle with shame as he reads the silly, flat and dishwatery
utterances of the man who has to be pointed out to intelligent foreigners as
the President of the United States." (Sound familiar - President Bush,
Iraq, CNN, N.Y. Times, CBS, NBC, ABC, etc.)

Lincoln used the Gettysburg Address to reveal his thinking about the war,
as a fight not only to save the Union, but also ultimately to establish
freedom and equality for all under the law. Many historians think his simple
and inspired words reshaped the nation by defining it as one people
dedicated to equality.

President Lincoln had given his brief speech a lot of thought. He
saw meaning in the fact that the Union victory at Gettysburg coincided
with the nation's birthday; but rather than focus on the specific battle
in his remarks, he wanted to present a broad statement about the larger
significance of the war. He invoked the Declaration of Independence, and
its principles of liberty and equality, and he spoke of 'a new birth of freedom'
for the nation. In his brief address, he continued to reshape the aims of
the war for the American people, transforming it from a war for Union to
a war for Union and freedom.

In three minutes, in just 272 words, Lincoln explained what the war was
about and why it had to continue. It was a fight, he said, to preserve and
advance two fundamental American ideas: constitutional liberty and human
equality. The nation created by the Constitution of 1787 was a permanent
bond that could not be broken by a discontented minority. As Lincoln had
said, in private, two years before: '[the war] must settle this question ...
whether in a free government, the minority have the right to break up the
government when they chose. If they fail, it will go far to prove the
incapacity of the people to govern.' At Gettysburg he reiterated this in
soaring language. These men have died, and many more would die, he said,
so that 'government of the people, by the people, and for the people shall not
perish from the earth.' But what began as a struggle to preserve democracy,
had become, as well, a war to insure what Lincoln called a 'new birth of
freedom,' a government 'dedicated to the proposition that all men are
created equal.' Lincoln did an amazing thing in his Gettysburg Address. He
informally amended the Constitution, which tolerated slavery, pledging the
nation to the idea of human equality embodied in the Declaration of
Independence. Later in the war, when the country grew weary of the killing,
Lincoln was pressured to drop emancipation as a condition of peace. He
flatly refused. (Sounds like today's Democrats).

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Escape From Lonely Island



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I Walk The Line

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I keep a close watch on this heart of mine,
I keep my eyes wide open all the time.
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds,
Because you're mine, I walk the line.



I find it very, very easy to be true.
I find myself alone when each day is through.
Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you,
Because you're mine, I walk the line.



As sure as night is dark and day is light
I keep you on my mind both day and night.
And happiness I've known proves that it's right,
Because you're mine, I walk the line.



You've got a way to keep me on your side,
You give me cause for love that I can't hide.
For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide,
Because you're mine, I walk the line.



I keep a close watch on this heart of mine,
I keep my eyes wide open all the time.
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds,
Because you're mine, I walk the line.

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How did the coolest man in the music industry
become that way while singing about Jesus and
the Cross?

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An executive was interviewing a UNC* grad for a position in his
company. He wanted to find out something about his personality
so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone,
living or dead, who would it be?"

The UNC grad quickly responded, "The living one."

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*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., N.U.T., B.R.C.
(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.



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Did you hear about the UNC student who stayed
up all night wondering where the sun went?

It finally dawned on him.



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Tks: Marie - South Africa



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Standing Up For Our Rights

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Parents who helped out at Christmas -- excuse me, Winter parties,
were told not to bring red or green napkins, paper plates, or cupcakes.
After all, these were the colors of Christmas! Nor could students pass
out tickets to a popular Christmas pageant held every year at a local
church. They were even forbidden to say "Merry Christmas" to their
classmates.

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Dear Friends,

Blessed is the man who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is
in Him. He will be like a tree planted by the water that sends
out its roots by the stream. It does not fear when heat comes;
its leaves are always green. It has no worries in a year of
drought.

Your Devoted Friend,
Jeremiah

J17



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A Famous Revolutionary's Surprising Past

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Spiritual roots of a radical leader you've heard of.

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Early in the new film WALK THE LINE, opening today, a twelve-year-old Johnny
Cash is talking with his adored older brother Jack. Johnny asks how Jack is able
to remember all the stories in the Bible. Jack, who wants to be a preacher,
responds, "You can't help people unless you can tell 'em the right stories."

It's a truth that the filmmakers clearly bore in mind as they made the movie.
WALK THE LINE, a beautifully made film about Cash's early years, is many stories
in one: a story of sin, self-absorption, recklessness, grace, and redemption.
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What A Wonderful World

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Don't know much about History
Don't know much Biology
Don't know much about Science book
Don't know much about the French I took
But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you loved me too
What a wonderful world this would be



Don't know much about Geography
Don't know much Trigonometry
Don't know much about Algebra
Don't know what a slide rule is for
But I know that one and one is two
And if this one could be with you
What a wonderful world this would be



Now I don't claim to be an "A" student
But I'm tryin' to be
For maybe by being an "A" student, baby
I can win your love for me



Don't know much about History
Don't know much Biology
Don't know much about Science book
Don't know much about the French I took
But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you loved me too
What a wonderful world this would be



But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you loved me too
What a wonderful world this would be



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Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead,
one a brunette, and one a UNC grad.

They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn
where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest.
When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks
and decided to climb into them for camouflage.



About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came
into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up
and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the
sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled
back, "Just three gunnysacks."

The sheriff told him to find out what was in them,
so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the
redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy
told the sheriff there was a dog in it. Then he
kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went,
"Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a
cat in it. Then he kicked the one with the UNC grad
in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked
it again, and finally the UNC grad said, "Potatoes".




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I had the toughest time of my life: First, I got angina
pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was
recovering from those, I got tuberculosis, double
pneumonia and phthisis. Appendicitis was followed by
tonsillectomy.



I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I had
diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis and
rheumatism. I don't know how I pulled through it.



It was the hardest spelling test I've ever had.




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Military Music

Boston Pops: God Bless America

This Land Is Your Land

Blue Moon

Say A Prayer

Hawaii Five O

LawOrder

The Battle Of New Orleans

Beverly Hillbillies

Indiana Jones

James Bond

Jaws

Magnum

Mission Impossible

Peter Gunn

Rocky

Singing In The Rain

Star Wars

Top Gun

Peggy Sue

Downtown

Elvis

Chuck Berry

Rock Around The Clock

Dueling Guitars

Blueberry Hill

A Taste Of Honey - clip

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Take The 'A' Train - clip

Hello, Dolly! - clip

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Theme From Peter Gunn - clip

Song from Moulin Rouge

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Ebb Tide

Tara's Theme from Gone with the Wind

Around the World in 80 Days

Breakfast at Tiffany's

Charade

The Way We Were

You Do Something to Me

SWonderful

Adios

A Foggy Day

Amor

Anna

Arrivederci Roma

Theme from Moulin Rouge II

Stardust - Big Band

Bolero

Brazil

Rhapsody in Blue

Sleepy Lagoon

My Foolish Heart

Lisbon Antigua

La Mer

April in Portugal

Because of You

Poor People of Paris

Unchained Melody

Stranger on the Shore

Solace

Maple Leaf Rag

Voices of Spring

Emperor Waltz

Radetzky March

Water Music (Excerpt) George Frideric Handel

Finale - William Tell Overture

Overture - My Fair Lady

The Rain in Spain

The Lonely Bull - Herb Alpert

Tijuana Taxi - Herb Alpert

The Happy Whistler

So Rare

Mona Lisa

Ghost Riders in the Sky

Walk, Don't Run

Wonderland by Night

Canadian Sunset

Blue Tango

The Happy Wanderer

Down Yonder

Midnight in Moscow

Crazy Medley

Tequila

That's for Me

Quiet Village

Harbor Lights

Dueling Banjoes II

Autumn Leaves

My Foolish Heart

Don't Know Much

I WALK THE LINE

EL PASO

TENNESSEE WALTZ

STAND BY YOUR MAN

ON THE ROAD AGAIN

Close To You

Rainy Days & Mondays

Sing A Song

Yesterday Once More

We've Only Just Begun

Goodbye To Love

Only You

As Time Goes By

As Time Goes By II

As Time Goes By - Original

After Loving

San Francisco

Stranger In Paradise

Mrs. Howdy

Rags To Riches

The Good Life

Hello Dolly

All Of Me

Thank Heaven For Little Girls

Beyond The Sea

Everybody Loves

Return To Me

That's Amore

Autumn Leaves

Love Me With All Your Heart

If I Give My Heart To You

Autumn Leaves II

Autumn Leaves III

See The USA

My Prayer

You Always Hurt

Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Love Me Tender

Its Now Or Never

Old Shep

Dont Be Cruel

When I Fall In Love

When I Fall In Love II

When I Fall In Love III

A Fool Such As I

You'll Never Know

Fascination

I'm Yours

Wish You Were Here

Lady Of Spain

CanadianSunset

It's Magic

Secret Love

This Magic Moment

My Prayer

Twilight Time

Great Pretender

Harbor Lights

Little Darlin'

Wanted

No Other Love

Magic Moments

Till The End Of Time

Dont Let The Stars

Overture - Barber of Seville

Back In The Saddle

You Always Hurt

When I Fall

When A Man

True Love

Sincerely

Sweetheart

In The Mood

A Taste Of Honey

The Lonely Bull

Lollipops And Roses

This Guys In Love With You

What Now My Love

Three Coins In The Fountain

You've Gotta Have Heart

HeartOfMyHeart

Stranger In Paradise II

Love Is...

Unforgettable

Georgia On My Mind

Sentimental Over You

Thanks For The Memories

Too Young

Because

Never On Sunday

Yellow Rose Of Texas

Windy

My Little Corner

Speak Low

Moments To Remember

HernandosHideaway

Be My Love

Embassy Waltz

Misty

A Certain Smile

Chances Are

Not For Me To Say

Stranger On The Shore

I'll Be Seeing You

Cherry Pink

Downtown

Moonlight Serenade

Last Date

Naughty Lady

Til I Kissed You

All I Have To Do Is Dream

Dixie Land Band

Ghost Riders In The Sky

The Happy Wanderer

Lollipops

Santa Catalina

Band Of Gold

Auld Lang Syne

The Wayward Wind

P.S. I Love You

Harbor Lights

Ebb Tide

Lime Light

Green Door

My Heart Cries

Down Yonder

Silvana Mangano Anna

Does Your Chewing Gum?

Grand Night For Singing

Purple People Eater

Orange Blossom Special

I'll Get By

'Til Then

Katie At UNC

Love Letters

As Time Goes By

Cheek To Cheek

Mission Impossible

The Way You Look Tonight

Frenesi

Glad To Be An American

Battle Hymn Of The Republic

How Great Thou Art

Have Thine Own Way

Beyond The Sunset

Amazing Grace

He's Got The Whole World

Peace In The Valley

How Great Thou Art II

Stars & Stripes Forever

Tennessee Waltz

Beverly Hillbillies Theme

El Paso

Happy Trails

Big John

Sixteen Tons

Which Doctor?

Wonderful! Wonderful!

Misty

Gina

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Mr. Sandman

Bad Leroy

Only The Lonely

Pachelbel

Magnificent 7

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Rawhide

I Walk The Line


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* * * Four important things to KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.




D I S C L A I M E R If someone should ask if it's legal to download songs
found on various non-commercial sites, such as this one.

Well, I'm neither a lawyer nor a technician,
and I've begun to wonder if it was legal for
us to tape music off the radio back when
tape recorders first came into being.

And were we committing a crime when we recorded
a movie shown on TV with our VCRs? And was it
really legal to buy a dual-deck recorder for the
express purpose of duplicating cassettes?

My answer to all of the above is, "I don't know."

Nonetheless, here is a formal statement in
some kind of legalize that appears to apply
to this kind of file availability:

The songs on this site are copyrighted by their respective artists and are placed here
for evaluation purposes only. No profits or sales are made on this site from their use.

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