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Saturday
Lawn Mower!!!
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Soon after my wife and I met, she mentioned how she really wished that she could afford a riding lawnmower. She was a single gal that worked all day and was often tired in the evening when she got home from work.
So, being the handy sort of guy that I was, I made her a riding lawnmower (see below for photo of lawnmower.) I guess I thought she would squeal with delight and give me a big hug.
To this day I have never been able to understand why women are so hard to please.
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Class At UNC
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Great T.V.
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View From Howdy's Summer Cabin
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Web Humor
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Howdy's Driveway To His Summer Manor
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Web Cartoon
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Howdy On Weekend
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Complaints - Here
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CyberLove
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One Of Many Readers
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Our Blog Staff
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Coming This Fall ...{I Hope}...
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You Are In Our Prayers
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Friday
UNC Cheerleader
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Why did the UNC* cheerleader bury her flashlight? Her batteries were dead.
________ *UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill. Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including: B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., B.R.C. (Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898 for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.
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'Thought & Humor'
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The "E-Mail Newspaper" containing 'Thought & Humor' is sent out FREE via e-mail w/o ads. This information was sent to you because you made the request, 'Thought & Humor' is one small attempt to obey "The Great Com- mission". First published in the last century (July 26, 1997). ..................... Soli Deo Gloria... ________ "E-Mail Newspaper (Free4u)" _________ References gleaned for great humor & information: Merry Heart, Thomas S. Elworth, Funny List, MeMail, Daily Dose, Joke of the Day, Kim Komando, Shagmail, MIKEY'S FUNNIES , The Daily Tease, Crosswalk.com, CLEAN LAFFS & Gophercentral. Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research.
'Thought & Humor' respects your privacy and wishes to honor your desires to not receive e-mail from us if that's your choice, and we apologize if any message causes any inconvenience to you or your computer. We have never given any reader's e-mail addresses to a third party & have no plans to do such unless the price is right:o) (Liberals please note - that was humor) The E-Mail Newspaper is sent to you with love.
But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up, that I may show My power in you, and that My Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16
And this Good News about the Kingdom will be preached through all the world for a witness to all people; and then the end will come. Mat 24:14
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Thursday
Quotes From Great People
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"The Bible is no mere book, but a Living Creature, with a power that conquers all that oppose it." - Napoleon
"That Book accounts for the supremacy of England." - Queen Victoria
"The New Testament is the very best Book that ever or ever will be known in the world." - Charles Dickens (Author)
"It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ. For this very reason peoples of other faiths have been afforded asylum, prosperity, and freedom of worship here." --Patrick Henry (original member of the Continental Congress)
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UNC Humor
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Q: Did you hear about the UNC student who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
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Civil War
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Here's a great site if you're a Civil War buff or interested in genealogy. It's called The Civil War Soldiers and Sailors System. This is a huge database filled with information on people who served during the Civil War. There's over 5 million names in the database, and it's simple to use. Submit a query based on any of the following criteria: first name, last name, Union or Confederate, state, unit and function. There's also information on battles, national parks and cemeteries.
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Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems that there is a virus out there called the C-nile Virus that even the most advanced Antivirus programs cannot take care of, so be warned.
Symptoms of C-nile Virus:
It appears to affect those of us who were born before 1958!
1. Causes you to send same e-mail twice. 2. Causes you to send blank e-mail. 3. Causes you to send to the wrong person. 4. Causes you to send back to person who sent it to you. 5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. 6. Causes you to wonder who all the people in your address book are. 7. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the
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UNC CyberHumor
Recently, while I was on a shopping trip in a department store in Chapel Hill, I heard a UNC student talking to her roommate on the down escalator. She said, What do they do when the basement gets full of steps?"
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Letter To Howdy
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Howdy,
Yours is a site I always take the time to read and digest. Great humor and thought provoking information! Keep them coming!
Be blessed!
Kevin
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Things Women Never Say!!!
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You take me out way too much!!! Do you think this dress makes me look too slim? Go out with your friends tonight, you deserve it. No, no you buy me too much already.
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A Quiz For People Who Think They Know Everything
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1. There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it?
2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
4 Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
5. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
6. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
7. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw." They are all common. Name two of them.
8. There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name half of them?
9. Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers?"
10. There are seven ways a base ball player can legally reach first base without getting a hit. Taking a base on balls-a walk-is one way. Name the other six.
11. It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it?
12. Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin with the letter "S."
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Don't Go Here!!!
This graphic accentuates how hot it has been across the Southwest. Certainly, the place not to be is Death Valley, Calif., where the temperature has exceeded 125 degrees six days in a row. Death Valley holds the record for the highest temperature ever observed in the United States which was 134 degrees. Tuesday's high of 129 was only 5 degrees shy of that all-time record. For that matter, the world record has been within shouting distance. The hottest ever on the planet was 136 degrees in Libya.
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Massive Shark Caught Off Vineyard
This truly was a monster shark, and one that could eat you.
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Light and Dark
If you have ever lived in a major city, you have encountered what hasbecome known as "light pollution." Street lamps emit light in alldirections instead of directing it downward where we need it, and thecountless rays from billboards, marquees, and headlights mask the starsand even the clouds in the night sky. These days it seems hard to escapefrom the glow of artificial light that seeps in through closed blinds. Light pollution became such a problem in the Czech Republic that recentlythe government passed a law intended to limit light pollution.
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Becoming Our Own Gods
Some of us exemplify the modern American desirefor personal autonomy, defined as freedom from all restraints. The ultimate goal is do just as we please -- to be, in a sense, our own god.
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Wednesday
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Harvard & Yale
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"Let every student be plainly instructed and earnestly pressed to consider well the main end of his life and studies is to know God and Jesus Christ which is eternal life (John 17:3)."
- - - The Laws and Statutes of Harvard College in 1643
"All scholars shall live religious, godly, and blameless lives according to the rules of God's Word, diligently reading the Holy Scriptures, the fountain of light and truth; and constantly attend upon all the duties of religion, both in public and secret."
- - - Two central requirements in Yale College 1745 charter
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