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By Dr. Howdy, Ph.D.
A.P.E., N.U.T.

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America's Leaders Need Your Prayers!

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Praying Over the White House

Terrorists. War. Nuclear warheads that can now reach America’s shores. Social Security reform. Supreme Court nominations.

These are just a few of the challenges facing the President today. How many more will he face tomorrow? And what does it mean to your family?

(A non-paid ad.)






 

CyberHumor

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If lawyers are disbarred
and clergymen defrocked,

doesn't it follow that. . .



electricians could be delighted,
musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged,
models deposed,
and dry cleaners depressed?



Wouldn't you expect laundry workers to decrease,
eventually becoming depressed and depleted?



Likewise, bedmakers might be debunked,
baseball players debased,
bulldozer operators degraded,
organ donors delivered,
software engineers detested, and
underwear manufacturers debriefed.



And won't all composers one day decompose?

On a more positive note, perhaps we can hope
certain*
politicians will someday be devoted.



*Any that are against country, home or church
i.e. liberals:O)

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Classic Corny Humor

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"I see you bought a new car. What's the make?"

"A Perndle."

"I've never heard of a Perndle before."

"Me neither, but that's what it says,
right over the steering wheel: P-R-N-D-L."



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Party Test Answers

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1. A coffin.

2. The child was born before 1776.

3. Mount Everest (it just hadn't been discovered).

4. Clara lives in the southern hemisphere.

5. World War I wasn't called "World War I" until World War II.

6. The word "and".

7. They fall in the same year every year. New Year's Day just arrives
very early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year.

8. The lady was a Justice of the Peace.

9. One thousand nine hundred and ninety dollar bills are worth one dollar
more than one thousand nine hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills.

10. Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

11. "one word"

12. Penguins live in the Antarctic.

13. Neither. The yolk of the egg is yellow.

14. You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a wooden leg.

15. They were husband and wife.

16. No. A dead man can marry no one.

17. Six . Three in each half of the inning.

18. Moses took no animals. It was Noah on the Ark.

19. Meat.

20. Nine.






 

View Of Life


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How does your view of life hold up at a time like

this? Suppose you were above the 91st floor in
the WTC
when this happened? How important
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wardrobe, new Mercedes,
popularity, or a promotion
be at this moment...

Answer!!!

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Friday

 

CyberHumor

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The woman said to her butcher, "Those sausages
you sold me yesterday were meat at one end and
nothing but cornmeal at the other end."

The butcher replied, "Well, you know how it is . . .
it's difficult these days to make both ends meat."








 






 

Weekend Party Riddles 5.6.5

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1) What is open when it is closed,
and closed when it is open?

2) At a card game one of the players poses a question.
"In
an ordinary deck of playing cards, two of the jacks
have
two eyes and two of the Jacks have one yes. How
many eyes
are on the four Jack cards?"

3) What is this really saying:

A human female, extremely captious and given to opposed
behavior, was questioned as to the dynamic state of her
cultivated tract of land used for the production of various
types of flora. The tract components were enumerated as
argentous tone-producing agents, a rare species of oceanic
growth, and pulchritudinous young females situated in a
linear orientation.

4) Two people were crossing a bridge. One was the father
of the other ones' son. What was their relationship?

(Scroll down for answers - look for UNC prof)







Thursday

 

Time Travel

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The Massachusetts Institute of Technology was the scene of an unusual conference
in recent weeks--the world's first convention of time travelers. Students at MIT decided
that they wanted to test the theories of time travel that they had been considering in
terms of quantum physics, and so some enterprising students organized a conference
on the campus of MIT, to which they invited all time travelers past, present, and future.


They roped off a certain area on the campus with the cooperation of the MIT faculty,
where any time machines could either land, or materialize, or emerge, or whatever they
might do. The organizers of this conference advertised the event by using acid free paper
and printing notices they embedded in books in the MIT library, so that scholars in the
future who might be directly accustomed to time travel (and where would they study but
MIT?) would find these slips of paper in a book, and would return to MIT on this particular
day in May of 2005.


The conference was held just a few days ago. By the way, the organizers claimed that the
conference was never to be repeated.


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UNC Humor
Cyber-Humor

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A UNC student is driving around in her red sports car and suddenly
gets pulled over by the police.

The policeman approaches the car holding the ticket and pen
ready and says: "Young lady, you've been driving almost
double the speed limit. Give me your name please."

"Hmmph!" - says the student looking very irritated
"And what am I going to be called then?"

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CyberThought
A Modern Auschwitz

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Sixty years ago, the Allies threw open the doors to Nazi-run camps --
and were
horrified by what they found. Today, Auschwitz is a reality
once again -- in
North Korea. And this time, we cannot claim we don't
know what's going on in
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we going to do about it?

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CyberHumor

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An airliner was having engine trouble, and the
pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the
passengers take their seats and get prepared
for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the
flight attendants if everyone was buckled
in and ready.

"All set back here, Captain," came the reply,
"except the lawyers are still going around
passing out business cards."






Wednesday

 

Letters To Howdy

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Your blog is not funny. I mean that. I'm not just writing
that to 'get at you'. It really isn't funny. It would be funny
if I was an innocnet, perhaps. But I am not. I am a dirty
minded filthy little _____. I am more at home with swear
words than I am with happy clappy hand holding rubbish.
Please go away. You are very annoying.
Di Gallagher (Australia)




Thanks Howdy Guy for landing on my blog and signing-in with
your comments. When I grow up - I wanna be just like you. You're
Bad. You're Nationwide.

I have now bookmarked your site and will check-in often and tell
others also. Its a Hoot!

Phillip Rauls
http://phillipraulsphotolog.blogspot.com/




I enjoy your page very much!

Braz




Thank you very much for your comments. Though I think
I need a little help with this sentence:


“Please remember to never restrict anyone's
opportunities for ascertaining uninterrupted
existence for their quintessence.”

That one went straight over my head. In fact if I didn’t duck
it might’ve knocked me out. So technically, I willingly chose
to let it go over my head by ducking. But I have mustered my
courage now and I am curious about the meaning of the sentence.


Also, if you have time, what inspired you to start your blog
(ilovehowdy.blogspot.com)? Is there a specific hope or goal
for your blog? It seems like an excellent blog.


Thank you for your time Howdy,

Alpha Otter



Hi Howdy,


Can you put me back on your email list?
It somehow got removed......and I really
miss those UNC jokes....and of course,
all the other great stuff.

Lisa

University of Wyoming

Amanda Peet in Touchstone Pictures' A Lot Like Love

Howdy,

I still really enjoy your blog, but is the music necessary? I view your
blog in my office and never remember to hit the mute button until after
the music has started. I'd rather not let my coworkers know that I'm not
really working. 8-)

Bob Warner

Ashton Kutcher in Touchstone Pictures' A Lot Like Love

I'm sorry Bob I just really
like the music...Please forgive
& be very careful at
work:O)

Howdy





howdy
hello
i would like to thank you for your very uplifting comment. im glad you think
much of my blog. i too have recently checked out your blog and humor group
websites and have enjoyed them both thoroughly. may i ask what about my site
you enjoyed or agreed with? i was also wondering if you could add me to your
mailing list? on a final note would you be willing to add a link to my site
on your blog or mailing list. i would do the same for you.
thank you and best of luck
shortedaman
http://www.enlightenmentjourney.blogspot.com/

Stephen Chow in Sony Pictures Classics' Kung Fu Hustle


Howdy,

Thank you for your most thoughtful message. I will
do all I can to help those who strive for whatever it is

they seek while we all sort through the straws in that
great haystack called life.
Dick

Chan Kwok Kwan in Sony Pictures Classics' Kung Fu Hustle


Hello!

It's not the words of the comment you left on my blog,
earlier today, that I don't understand. That's just fine.

It's the, should I say "hidden message", the depth,
that I seem to fail to capture.


Best wishes,
cap

Benicio Del Toro as Jackie-Boy in Dimension Films' Sin City


Hi,


Thanks for leaving a comment on my blog, I took a gander at yours,
it was
amusing. So what is this thought and humor club-thing you talk
about, it's
sounds fascinating.

Amanda

Jessica Alba at the Westwood premiere of Dimension Films' Sin City

Hi Amanda,

'Thought & Humor' is undoubtedly America’s fastest growing
sensation online.
It winds its way through the Internet’s highways
and byways to many e-mail
address all over the known world and
is a unique
blend of the jocular with provocative rumination for
everyones
weekly entertainment - usually platitudinous & bromidic
but never nefarious, prurient, besmeared, or perfidious and
delivered gratis to offices, homes & dorms ubiquitously....


Howdy




howdy


i thoroughly enjoyed your blog, where do you find the time though?

have a nice day
margot



Dear Howdy,

Sometimes I must take a break to clear my mind of the task at hand.
At
these times, I read as much of “Thoughts and Humor” as I can fit
into a few
moments. The humor is always refreshing and the thoughts
are deep and bring
to mind the real purpose of our being. This is time
well spent. To refresh
my mind with humor and to take time to reflect
upon our Savior, time well
spent indeed. A little prayer and back to all
those pressing tasks at hand.
Refreshed and reminded that our Lord is
watching over us and if we will only
listen, he will guide us. The
mountains never seem as high after that.


Thanks!
Robert W. Foster



thanks Howdy for dropping your note!

you too have a riveting web log, with a great flair for communicating
in this cutting-edge medium, that belies a super ego obsessed with
righting the wrongs of society and the ills of human nature. I tip my
hat to how you wisely proselytize your Christian agenda under the
benevolent window-dressing of humor, brain-teasers, & riddles.
This is a noble calling...
--peace
Gil




Here's the message I leave on other BLOGs:
........Do you know why I leave it???

You have a riveting web log and undoubtedly
must have atypical & quiescent potential for
your intended readership. May I suggest that
you do everything in your power to honor
your Designer/Architect as well as your audience.
Please remember to never restrict anyone's
opportunities for ascertaining uninterrupted
existence for their quintessence.

Best wishes for continued ascendancy,
Howdy
Editor

'Thought & Humor'
Cyber-Humor & Cyber-Thought
http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/
Harvard Humor Club
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Harvard_Humor_Club/






 

CyberHumor
UNC Pun Reference
Library LIST

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I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg
What's For Dinner?: Chuck Roast
Clothes for Germ Kings: Mike Robes

Mexican/Italian Food: Pepe Roney
Playing with the Christmas Fire: Yule B. Sari
Weepy Movie: Maud Lynn Story



The Empath: Ophelia Sadness
Peeping Tom: Sawyer Scanties
The Telltale Heart: Stefi Scope

Maritime Rules: Paula See
The Twelfth Month: Dee Sember
Rules For Living: Sharon Sharalike



Dull Razor: Nick Shaving
Weekend In Hong Kong: Rick Shaw
Do It Yourself: Tyrone Shoelaces

May Flowers: April Showers
Webster's Words: Dick Shunnary
Take a Break!: Colin Sick
He Disappeared!: Otto Sight






 

Cyber-Riddle
What Do You See?
Music Man/Pretty Lady

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CyberHumor

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Tuesday

 

Cyber-Thought

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Have you hugged a kid today? You'd better.
One day one of them will be your heart surgeon.



Writing From The Hip!!!














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Hello, Dolly! - clip

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My Foolish Heart

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La Mer

April in Portugal

Because of You

Poor People of Paris

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Solace

Maple Leaf Rag

Voices of Spring

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Water Music (Excerpt) George Frideric Handel

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Down Yonder

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That's for Me

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Dueling Banjoes II

Autumn Leaves

My Foolish Heart

Don't Know Much

I WALK THE LINE

EL PASO

TENNESSEE WALTZ

STAND BY YOUR MAN

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Close To You

Rainy Days & Mondays

Sing A Song

Yesterday Once More

We've Only Just Begun

Goodbye To Love

Only You

As Time Goes By

As Time Goes By II

As Time Goes By - Original

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Stranger In Paradise

Mrs. Howdy

Rags To Riches

The Good Life

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All Of Me

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Everybody Loves

Return To Me

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If I Give My Heart To You

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See The USA

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You Always Hurt

Take Me Out To The Ballgame

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Its Now Or Never

Old Shep

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When I Fall In Love

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A Fool Such As I

You'll Never Know

Fascination

I'm Yours

Wish You Were Here

Lady Of Spain

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Secret Love

This Magic Moment

My Prayer

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Great Pretender

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Little Darlin'

Wanted

No Other Love

Magic Moments

Till The End Of Time

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Back In The Saddle

You Always Hurt

When I Fall

When A Man

True Love

Sincerely

Sweetheart

In The Mood

A Taste Of Honey

The Lonely Bull

Lollipops And Roses

This Guys In Love With You

What Now My Love

Three Coins In The Fountain

You've Gotta Have Heart

HeartOfMyHeart

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Love Is...

Unforgettable

Georgia On My Mind

Sentimental Over You

Thanks For The Memories

Too Young

Because

Never On Sunday

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Windy

My Little Corner

Speak Low

Moments To Remember

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Be My Love

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Misty

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Chances Are

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Last Date

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Til I Kissed You

All I Have To Do Is Dream

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My Heart Cries

Down Yonder

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Does Your Chewing Gum?

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I'll Get By

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Love Letters

As Time Goes By

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The Way You Look Tonight

Frenesi

Glad To Be An American

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How Great Thou Art

Have Thine Own Way

Beyond The Sunset

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He's Got The Whole World

Peace In The Valley

How Great Thou Art II

Stars & Stripes Forever

Tennessee Waltz

Beverly Hillbillies Theme

El Paso

Happy Trails

Big John

Sixteen Tons

Which Doctor?

Wonderful! Wonderful!

Misty

Gina

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Mr. Sandman

Bad Leroy

Only The Lonely

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Magnificent 7

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Rawhide

I Walk The Line


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* * * Four important things to KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.




D I S C L A I M E R If someone should ask if it's legal to download songs
found on various non-commercial sites, such as this one.

Well, I'm neither a lawyer nor a technician,
and I've begun to wonder if it was legal for
us to tape music off the radio back when
tape recorders first came into being.

And were we committing a crime when we recorded
a movie shown on TV with our VCRs? And was it
really legal to buy a dual-deck recorder for the
express purpose of duplicating cassettes?

My answer to all of the above is, "I don't know."

Nonetheless, here is a formal statement in
some kind of legalize that appears to apply
to this kind of file availability:

The songs on this site are copyrighted by their respective artists and are placed here
for evaluation purposes only. No profits or sales are made on this site from their use.

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