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The E.Newspaper By Dr. Howdy, Ph.D. A.P.E., N.U.T.
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Saturday
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America's Leaders Need Your Prayers!
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Terrorists. War. Nuclear warheads that can now reach America’s shores. Social Security reform. Supreme Court nominations.
These are just a few of the challenges facing the President today. How many more will he face tomorrow? And what does it mean to your family?
(A non-paid ad.)
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CyberHumor
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that. . .
electricians could be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and dry cleaners depressed?
Wouldn't you expect laundry workers to decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted?
Likewise, bedmakers might be debunked, baseball players debased, bulldozer operators degraded, organ donors delivered, software engineers detested, and underwear manufacturers debriefed.
And won't all composers one day decompose? On a more positive note, perhaps we can hope certain* politicians will someday be devoted.
*Any that are against country, home or church i.e. liberals:O)
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Classic Corny Humor
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"I see you bought a new car. What's the make?"
"A Perndle."
"I've never heard of a Perndle before."
"Me neither, but that's what it says, right over the steering wheel: P-R-N-D-L."
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Party Test Answers
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1. A coffin.
2. The child was born before 1776.
3. Mount Everest (it just hadn't been discovered).
4. Clara lives in the southern hemisphere.
5. World War I wasn't called "World War I" until World War II.
6. The word "and".
7. They fall in the same year every year. New Year's Day just arrives very early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year.
8. The lady was a Justice of the Peace.
9. One thousand nine hundred and ninety dollar bills are worth one dollar more than one thousand nine hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills.
10. Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
11. "one word"
12. Penguins live in the Antarctic.
13. Neither. The yolk of the egg is yellow.
14. You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a wooden leg.
15. They were husband and wife.
16. No. A dead man can marry no one.
17. Six . Three in each half of the inning.
18. Moses took no animals. It was Noah on the Ark.
19. Meat.
20. Nine.
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View Of Life
How does your view of life hold up at a time like this? Suppose you were above the 91st floor in the WTC when this happened? How important would a beautiful wardrobe, new Mercedes, popularity, or a promotion be at this moment... Answer!!!
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Friday
CyberHumor
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The woman said to her butcher, "Those sausages you sold me yesterday were meat at one end and nothing but cornmeal at the other end."
The butcher replied, "Well, you know how it is . . . it's difficult these days to make both ends meat."
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Weekend Party Riddles 5.6.5
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1) What is open when it is closed, and closed when it is open?
2) At a card game one of the players poses a question. "In an ordinary deck of playing cards, two of the jacks have two eyes and two of the Jacks have one yes. How many eyes are on the four Jack cards?"
3) What is this really saying:
A human female, extremely captious and given to opposed behavior, was questioned as to the dynamic state of her cultivated tract of land used for the production of various types of flora. The tract components were enumerated as argentous tone-producing agents, a rare species of oceanic growth, and pulchritudinous young females situated in a linear orientation.
4) Two people were crossing a bridge. One was the father of the other ones' son. What was their relationship?
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Thursday
Time Travel
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The Massachusetts Institute of Technology was the scene of an unusual conference in recent weeks--the world's first convention of time travelers. Students at MIT decided that they wanted to test the theories of time travel that they had been considering in terms of quantum physics, and so some enterprising students organized a conference on the campus of MIT, to which they invited all time travelers past, present, and future.
They roped off a certain area on the campus with the cooperation of the MIT faculty, where any time machines could either land, or materialize, or emerge, or whatever they might do. The organizers of this conference advertised the event by using acid free paper and printing notices they embedded in books in the MIT library, so that scholars in the future who might be directly accustomed to time travel (and where would they study but MIT?) would find these slips of paper in a book, and would return to MIT on this particular day in May of 2005.
The conference was held just a few days ago. By the way, the organizers claimed that the conference was never to be repeated.
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UNC Humor Cyber-Humor
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A UNC student is driving around in her red sports car and suddenly gets pulled over by the police.
The policeman approaches the car holding the ticket and pen ready and says: "Young lady, you've been driving almost double the speed limit. Give me your name please."
"Hmmph!" - says the student looking very irritated "And what am I going to be called then?"
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CyberHumor
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CyberThought A Modern Auschwitz
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Sixty years ago, the Allies threw open the doors to Nazi-run camps -- and were horrified by what they found. Today, Auschwitz is a reality once again -- in North Korea. And this time, we cannot claim we don't know what's going on in these camps. The only question is: What are we going to do about it?
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CyberHumor
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An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.
"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards."
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Wednesday
Letters To Howdy
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Your blog is not funny. I mean that. I'm not just writing that to 'get at you'. It really isn't funny. It would be funny if I was an innocnet, perhaps. But I am not. I am a dirty minded filthy little _____. I am more at home with swear words than I am with happy clappy hand holding rubbish.
Please go away. You are very annoying.
Di Gallagher (Australia)
Thanks Howdy Guy for landing on my blog and signing-in with your comments. When I grow up - I wanna be just like you. You're Bad. You're Nationwide.
I have now bookmarked your site and will check-in often and tell others also. Its a Hoot!
Thank you very much for your comments. Though I think I need a little help with this sentence: “Please remember to never restrict anyone's opportunities for ascertaining uninterrupted existence for their quintessence.” That one went straight over my head. In fact if I didn’t duck it might’ve knocked me out. So technically, I willingly chose to let it go over my head by ducking. But I have mustered my courage now and I am curious about the meaning of the sentence. Also, if you have time, what inspired you to start your blog (ilovehowdy.blogspot.com)? Is there a specific hope or goal for your blog? It seems like an excellent blog. Thank you for your time Howdy, Alpha Otter
Hi Howdy,
Can you put me back on your email list? It somehow got removed......and I really miss those UNC jokes....and of course, all the other great stuff.
Lisa University of Wyoming
Howdy,
I still really enjoy your blog, but is the music necessary? I view your blog in my office and never remember to hit the mute button until after the music has started. I'd rather not let my coworkers know that I'm not really working. 8-)
Bob Warner
I'm sorry Bob I just really like the music...Please forgive & be very careful at work:O)
Howdy
howdy hello i would like to thank you for your very uplifting comment. im glad you think much of my blog. i too have recently checked out your blog and humor group websites and have enjoyed them both thoroughly. may i ask what about my site you enjoyed or agreed with? i was also wondering if you could add me to your mailing list? on a final note would you be willing to add a link to my site on your blog or mailing list. i would do the same for you. thank you and best of luck shortedaman http://www.enlightenmentjourney.blogspot.com/
Howdy, Thank you for your most thoughtful message. I will do all I can to help those who strive for whatever it is they seek while we all sort through the straws in that great haystack called life. Dick
Hello! It's not the words of the comment you left on my blog, earlier today, that I don't understand. That's just fine. It's the, should I say "hidden message", the depth, that I seem to fail to capture.
Best wishes, cap
Hi,
Thanks for leaving a comment on my blog, I took a gander at yours, it was amusing. So what is this thought and humor club-thing you talk about, it's sounds fascinating.
Amanda
Hi Amanda,
'Thought & Humor' is undoubtedly America’s fastest growing sensation online. It winds its way through the Internet’s highways and byways to many e-mail address all over the known world and is a unique blend of the jocular with provocative rumination for everyones weekly entertainment - usually platitudinous & bromidic but never nefarious, prurient, besmeared, or perfidious and delivered gratis to offices, homes & dorms ubiquitously....
Howdy
howdy
i thoroughly enjoyed your blog, where do you find the time though?
have a nice day margot
Dear Howdy,
Sometimes I must take a break to clear my mind of the task at hand. At these times, I read as much of “Thoughts and Humor” as I can fit into a few moments. The humor is always refreshing and the thoughts are deep and bring to mind the real purpose of our being. This is time well spent. To refresh my mind with humor and to take time to reflect upon our Savior, time well spent indeed. A little prayer and back to all those pressing tasks at hand. Refreshed and reminded that our Lord is watching over us and if we will only listen, he will guide us. The mountains never seem as high after that.
Thanks! Robert W. Foster
thanks Howdy for dropping your note!
you too have a riveting web log, with a great flair for communicating in this cutting-edge medium, that belies a super ego obsessed with righting the wrongs of society and the ills of human nature. I tip my hat to how you wisely proselytize your Christian agenda under the benevolent window-dressing of humor, brain-teasers, & riddles. This is a noble calling...
--peace Gil
Here's the message I leave on other BLOGs: ........Do you know why I leave it???
You have a riveting web log and undoubtedly must have atypical & quiescent potential for your intended readership. May I suggest that you do everything in your power to honor your Designer/Architect as well as your audience. Please remember to never restrict anyone's opportunities for ascertaining uninterrupted existence for their quintessence.
Best wishes for continued ascendancy, Howdy Editor