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By Dr. Howdy, Ph.D.
A.P.E., N.U.T.

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Dear Howdy,

The flight attendant will always tell you
the name
of your pilot. Like anyone goes,
"Oh, he's good. I like
his work."

David S.



On The Way To Work


Expensive Fishing Trip


Two UNC grads go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment -
the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even
a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same
thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like
this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches
a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed.

One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one
lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"

The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"


Dance To The Music


Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband,
"I'll bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left
for the office.

At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened
the door, she was handed a box of a dozen long stemmed red roses.

At 1:00 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite
chocolates was delivered. Later, a boutique delivered a designer

The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

"First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!"
she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Labor Day
in my life!


It is not always easy to say the right thing on the spur
the moment. We can sympathize with the chap who
met an old
friend after many years.

"How is your wife?"

"She is in heaven," replied the friend.

"Oh, I'm sorry," stammered the chap. Then he realized
was not the thing to say.

"I mean," he stammered, "I'm glad."

That seemed even worse so he blurted, "Well, what
I really
mean is, I'm surprised.




If you watch candles you might sometimes notice small extensions
grow out of the end of the wick. They are made out of amorphous
carbon, a very fine powdery form of the element, and they are
fragile. Big ones can reach all the way out to the
inside edge of the flame.

The biggest ones are often shaped like a
horn, with a flat surface facing out.
The outer edges often glow red.
These extensions of the wick can temporarily
increase its length by
as much as three millimeters (1/10 inch). They form because
space just inside the flame is a reducing zone.

Instead of oxidizing
and burning, the vaporized carbon in that zone condenses
onto any
solid object, including the wick itself. If conditions are steady the
horn-shaped growths can appear spontaneously.

The great physicist & Christian Michael Faraday lectured about
candles in 1860:



A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted,
"Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!"

The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down.
You'll just have to be a little patient."


Compassion, True and False

Politicians love to talk about compassion. Volunteers who are
helping Katrina's victims are practicing it. And there's a world
of difference between their definitions of that word.



The 'Darwinist Inquisition'
Starts Another Round At
Iowa State University

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It's happening again: another scientist,
another academic institution,
attempt to stifle freedom of thought.
The "Darwinist inquisition,"
is as
predictable as it is relentless.



Irving Berlin


Composer and lyricist. From 1905 to 1907, he worked as a
singing waiter at a cafe in Chinatown and learned to pick out
tunes on an upright piano. He wrote the lyrics to his first
published song, "Marie from Sunny Italy," in 1907, with music
by a pianist at the cafe. Berlin composed by picking out, by
ear, notes that a pianist-arranger then wrote down. In 1911,
he wrote "Alexander's Ragtime Band," the song that made him
an international celebrity. Berlin became one of the most
popular composers of ragtime, the jazzy dance music that became
a veritable craze. In recognition of his ensuing legendary
patriotism, Berlin received the Army's Medal of Merit from
President Harry Truman in 1945; he also received a
Congressional Gold Medal from President Dwight D. Eisenhower
in 1955 for "God Bless America" and his many other patriotic
contributions to popular music. In 1974, upon his official
retirement, Berlin presented his piano to the Smithsonian
Institution in Washington, D.C.

Died: September 22, 1989
Born: May 11, 1888


Morality and Test Tube Babies


How does a couple (or an individual) deal with the knowledge
that their genetic offspring are suspended in a state of frozen
non-existence? This horrible knowledge is a reminder that
violating limits always promises great gain, but it also comes
at a great (and even greater) cost.



If 99.9% Is Good Enough....


-12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
-114,500 mismatched pairs of shoes will be shipped/year.
-18,322 pieces of mail will be mishandled/hour.
-2,000,000 documents will be lost by the IRS this year.(A good thing)
-2.5 million books will be shipped with the wrong covers.
-Two planes landed at Chicago's O'Hare airport will be unsafe every day.

-315 entries in Webster's Dictionary will be misspelled.
-20,000 incorrect drug prescriptions will be written this year.
-880,000 credit cards in circulation will turn out to have
incorrect cardholder information on their magnetic strips.
-103,260 income tax returns will be processed incorrectly during the year.
-5.5 million cases of soft drinks produced will be flat.
-291 pacemaker operations will be performed incorrectly.
-3056 copies of tomorrow's Wall Street Journal will be missing
one of the three sections
-A typical day would be 24 hours long (give or take 86.4 seconds)



Howdy Driving To Work


Click on Car!!!


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Waiting For The Bus


Puppy Love -
Word Quiz


See If You Know The Meaning:

1. frowsy (adj.) - A: frowning. B: sleepy. C: slovenly.
D: weak, insubstantial.

2. dappled (adj.) - A: extremely wrinkled. B: marked with
spots. C: musty, stale. D: rust-colored.

3. telepathy (n.) - A: silent communication. B: fungus spore.
C: distant view. D: holistic healer.

4. emulate (v.) - A: to mix. B: imitate. C: increase the
power of. D: abandon.

5. impending (adj.) - A: about to occur. B: delayed.
C: falling. D: attacking.

6. unmitigated (adj.) - A: unusual. B: unprecedented.
C: unexpected. D: unrelieved.

7. brambles (n.) - A: prickly shrubs. B: happy jaunts.
C: rambling talks. D: excuses.

8. emit (v.) - A: to give off. B: express. C: correct.
D: be sensitive to.

9. trepidation (n.) - A: surgical procedure. B: warning.
C: eagerness. D: apprehension.

10. onerous (adj.) - A: unique. B: harmonious. C: burdensome.
D: foul-smelling.

11. dissenter (n.) - A: holder of a shared opinion.
B: holder of a differing opinion. C: relative. D: carafe.

12. tchotchkes (n.) - A: dumplings. B: agitation. C: knick-
knacks. D: leftovers.

13. euphonious (adj.) - A: false. B: youthful. C: carefully
planned. D: pleasing to the ear.

14. pendulous (adj.) - A: boring. B: suspended as to swing
freely. C: awaiting approval. D: celebratory.

15. phlegmatic (adj.) - A: stolid in temperament. B: sick.
C: soft-spoken. D: stubborn.

16. periphery (n.) - A: area's midpoint. B: deep cave.
C: journey's start point. D: outer edge.




Don't Tell Everything


"Armstrong," the boss said, "I happen to know that the
reason you didn't come to work yesterday was that you were
out playing golf."

"That's a rotten lie!" Armstrong protested. "And I have the
fish to prove it!"




A highfalutin person is someone who is pretentious or haughty.
Example: "Pa said he didn't want some highfalutin professor
coming in
and telling him he talks funny."

Something that is highfalutin is absurdly pompous such as Senator
Kennedy in any Senate hearings. This is often used in the context
of a speech or
writing that uses bombastic language.

First recorded in English in 1839, highfalutin was pretty commonly
used by the 1850s. The origins of this American slang word are
unclear. It is believed to be a conjunction of the adjective high
and the words fluting, flying, or flown.

A related word is bombast!


Virus Warning


There is now a virus, disguised as a warning of a virus,
which is being spread like a virus! It is perhaps the most
insidious virus yet. It seems that a letter called "'Warning
Virus' Warning" warns you about a virus that is a virus
warning, and asks you to send it to all of your online
contacts to warn others of the virus. Soon the warning has
sent this warning to warn more people of the Warning Virus,
thus spreading the virus through the very act of warning them.

This virus is spreading faster than any other virus known to
the computer industry. It is estimated that even as you read
this, one more computer has already become infected!

Please send this to everyone you know to warn them of the
Warning Virus, because the only way to stop others from being
a victim of this virus is to warn them!


UNC Contract Law Class


One day in Contract Law class, a UNC Professor asked one of
his better students, "Now, if you were to give someone an orange,
how would you go about it?"

The student replied, "Here's an orange."

The professor was livid.

"No! No! Think like a lawyer!", the UNC Professor instructed.

The student then recited, "Okay, I'd tell him, 'I hereby give and convey
you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim
and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice,
pulp and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut,
freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with, or without
the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or
in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever
to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding, domestically or internationally..."

X_______________sign here


Cindy Sheehan

Many Americans now see Cindy Sheehan, as a person who
has come to enjoy the celebratory status accorded to her by
the radicals on the extreme left who see America as the outlaw
of the world. These radicals are not content to be constructive
critics. They are bent on destroying this country.



If Ever I Would Leave You

If ever I would leave you, it wouldn't be in summer
Seeing you in summer, I never would go
Your hair streaked with sunlight, your lips red as flame
Your face with a luster that puts gold to shame...

But if I'd ever leave you, it couldn't be in autumn
How I'd leave in autumn, I never will know
I've seen how you sparkle when fall nips the air
I know you in autumn and I must be there...

And could I leave you running merrily through the snow
Or on a wintry evening when you catch the fire's glow...

If ever I would leave you, how could it be in springtime
Knowing how in spring I'm bewitched by you so
Oh, no, not in springtime, summer, winter, or fall
No never could I leave you at all!

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God Bless America - Kate Smith

Military Music

Boston Pops: God Bless America

This Land Is Your Land

Blue Moon

Say A Prayer

Hawaii Five O


The Battle Of New Orleans

Beverly Hillbillies

Indiana Jones

James Bond



Mission Impossible

Peter Gunn


Singing In The Rain

Star Wars

Top Gun

Peggy Sue



Chuck Berry

Rock Around The Clock

Dueling Guitars

Blueberry Hill

A Taste Of Honey - clip

(I Left My Heart) In San Francisco - clip

Take The 'A' Train - clip

Hello, Dolly! - clip

Peggy Sue - clip

Theme From Peter Gunn - clip

Song from Moulin Rouge


Ebb Tide

Tara's Theme from Gone with the Wind

Around the World in 80 Days

Breakfast at Tiffany's


The Way We Were

You Do Something to Me



A Foggy Day



Arrivederci Roma

Theme from Moulin Rouge II

Stardust - Big Band



Rhapsody in Blue

Sleepy Lagoon

My Foolish Heart

Lisbon Antigua

La Mer

April in Portugal

Because of You

Poor People of Paris

Unchained Melody

Stranger on the Shore


Maple Leaf Rag

Voices of Spring

Emperor Waltz

Radetzky March

Water Music (Excerpt) George Frideric Handel

Finale - William Tell Overture

Overture - My Fair Lady

The Rain in Spain

The Lonely Bull - Herb Alpert

Tijuana Taxi - Herb Alpert

The Happy Whistler

So Rare

Mona Lisa

Ghost Riders in the Sky

Walk, Don't Run

Wonderland by Night

Canadian Sunset

Blue Tango

The Happy Wanderer

Down Yonder

Midnight in Moscow

Crazy Medley


That's for Me

Quiet Village

Harbor Lights

Dueling Banjoes II

Autumn Leaves

My Foolish Heart

Don't Know Much






Close To You

Rainy Days & Mondays

Sing A Song

Yesterday Once More

We've Only Just Begun

Goodbye To Love

Only You

As Time Goes By

As Time Goes By II

As Time Goes By - Original

After Loving

San Francisco

Stranger In Paradise

Mrs. Howdy

Rags To Riches

The Good Life

Hello Dolly

All Of Me

Thank Heaven For Little Girls

Beyond The Sea

Everybody Loves

Return To Me

That's Amore

Autumn Leaves

Love Me With All Your Heart

If I Give My Heart To You

Autumn Leaves II

Autumn Leaves III

See The USA

My Prayer

You Always Hurt

Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Love Me Tender

Its Now Or Never

Old Shep

Dont Be Cruel

When I Fall In Love

When I Fall In Love II

When I Fall In Love III

A Fool Such As I

You'll Never Know


I'm Yours

Wish You Were Here

Lady Of Spain


It's Magic

Secret Love

This Magic Moment

My Prayer

Twilight Time

Great Pretender

Harbor Lights

Little Darlin'


No Other Love

Magic Moments

Till The End Of Time

Dont Let The Stars

Overture - Barber of Seville

Back In The Saddle

You Always Hurt

When I Fall

When A Man

True Love



In The Mood

A Taste Of Honey

The Lonely Bull

Lollipops And Roses

This Guys In Love With You

What Now My Love

Three Coins In The Fountain

You've Gotta Have Heart


Stranger In Paradise II

Love Is...


Georgia On My Mind

Sentimental Over You

Thanks For The Memories

Too Young


Never On Sunday

Yellow Rose Of Texas


My Little Corner

Speak Low

Moments To Remember


Be My Love

Embassy Waltz


A Certain Smile

Chances Are

Not For Me To Say

Stranger On The Shore

I'll Be Seeing You

Cherry Pink


Moonlight Serenade

Last Date

Naughty Lady

Til I Kissed You

All I Have To Do Is Dream

Dixie Land Band

Ghost Riders In The Sky

The Happy Wanderer


Santa Catalina

Band Of Gold

Auld Lang Syne

The Wayward Wind

P.S. I Love You

Harbor Lights

Ebb Tide

Lime Light

Green Door

My Heart Cries

Down Yonder

Silvana Mangano Anna

Does Your Chewing Gum?

Grand Night For Singing

Purple People Eater

Orange Blossom Special

I'll Get By

'Til Then

Katie At UNC

Love Letters

As Time Goes By

Cheek To Cheek

Mission Impossible

The Way You Look Tonight


Glad To Be An American

Battle Hymn Of The Republic

How Great Thou Art

Have Thine Own Way

Beyond The Sunset

Amazing Grace

He's Got The Whole World

Peace In The Valley

How Great Thou Art II

Stars & Stripes Forever

Tennessee Waltz

Beverly Hillbillies Theme

El Paso

Happy Trails

Big John

Sixteen Tons

Which Doctor?

Wonderful! Wonderful!



The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Mr. Sandman

Bad Leroy

Only The Lonely


Magnificent 7

Magnificent 7 - II


I Walk The Line

God loves you so much that He died for you!!!


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* * * Four important things to KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.

D I S C L A I M E R If someone should ask if it's legal to download songs
found on various non-commercial sites, such as this one.

Well, I'm neither a lawyer nor a technician,
and I've begun to wonder if it was legal for
us to tape music off the radio back when
tape recorders first came into being.

And were we committing a crime when we recorded
a movie shown on TV with our VCRs? And was it
really legal to buy a dual-deck recorder for the
express purpose of duplicating cassettes?

My answer to all of the above is, "I don't know."

Nonetheless, here is a formal statement in
some kind of legalize that appears to apply
to this kind of file availability:

The songs on this site are copyrighted by their respective artists and are placed here
for evaluation purposes only. No profits or sales are made on this site from their use.

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