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By Dr. Howdy, Ph.D.
A.P.E., N.U.T.

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Waiting Room


Expeditious & Vigorous


Blue Light


To The Woodshed


Dear Howdy

Did you ever realize your e-letter is mainly filled with
letters from readers saying little else then
how great and funny you are
and what a ___ of a great
thing your letter is?! Ever tried to fanthom
what kind
of ego problem it is that you have? Can you give one single

reason what the point is to bother so many people with
your ridiculous
and immature ego-trip, inferiority complex
and pathetic religiousness?

Just wondering.
Lothar Köhler - (Denmark)

Hey Lothar,

Ever notice that I don't use my real name???

Wondering also,

P.S. Might be braggadocios to do that & say that
'T & H' has been read by two million fine folks in
every country except N. Korea but I keep it a secret
even to friends so that I might not become replete
with superciliousness.


Husband & Wife


My parents have been married for almost 40 years.
Whenever anyone asks my Dad how they've stayed married
for so long, he claims they are compatible. They both
like to fight! He says that they have come to an
agreement on one thing...

He doesn't try to run her life, and he doesn't try to run his.


Video Games -
The New "Playgrounds of the Self?


Just a couple of years ago, I was talking to a group of college students--
mostly young men--about pressures, temptations, and challenges that
come with living in our postmodern world. Predictably, many of these
students mentioned challenges related to technology, such as the
availability of internet pornography. What took me by surprise was
their near-unanimous judgment that video games represent a persistent
pattern of temptation they often find very hard to resist.



Letter To Howdy


Dr. Howdy,

I just found you online today and what an inspiration. Your blog
has been in full force for well over a year and it has brightened
my day. Your big words and thought induced phrases are a fresh
reminder of what one can do with a clear mind and a pure soul.

I did run across your E newspaper posted 8/11/05 and I felt a
different flow or intention. Your other posts were over flowing
with love and faith in your fellow man.

Different views for different people. Change is inevitable and
tolerance is a skill, but truth with always be truth.

I will be visiting your blog and online education for your words
are powerful. Your high level of education and great study habits
are shown on every page.

You are doing a wonderful mission and I am blessed to have
found you online.

Thank you again,

Hey Joel,

Thanks for your kind words! I do not think
I qualify: "clear mind and a pure soul" -
what has been supplied by our

Best Wishes Always,
Dr. Howdy
A.P.E., N.U.T.

P.S. This blog was started in December, 2004
but 'Thought & Humor' began July 26,1997
& has provided a unique blend of the jocular
with provocative rumination for over 2 million's

entertainment by usually being platitudinous
& bromidic
but never nefarious, prurient,
besmeared, or perfidious.
'T & H' is available
gratis to offices, homes & dorms ubiquitously
throughout seven continents
and many island


Marine Recruiter


Serving as a Marine recruiter in North Carolina, I found a
UNC student who met all the requirements and was ready
to enlist. I explained the importance of being truthful on
the application, and he began filling out his paper work.

But when he got to the question "Do you own any foreign
property or have any foreign financial interests?" he
looked up at me with a worried expression.

"Well," he confessed, "I do own a Toyota. Does that matter?"


Blog Pizza Pie


Waiter to UNC student: "How do you want me to slice your pizza?
Into six or twelve slices?"

UNC student: "SIX!!!! I could *never* eat 12 slices!"


Blog Scribbler


The Scribbler is a fun little site. Draw a basic object using your
mouse and click Start Scribbler.

The Scribbler starts drawing on top of your original, creating new
lines and adding to the piece. You can adjust the settings so that
it draws in a different color, uses thicker lines or increases
the "scribbliness."

Even those who aren't very good at drawing can create very cool
pictures. If you like what you created, take a screen shot of the
picture and e-mail it to the Web site's gallery.



Blog Campus Police


UNC Cop: "Are you going to come quietly
or do I have to use earplugs?"


Howdy (Right)


Blog Dentist Visit


A UNC student walks into a dentist's office and says,
"Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a moth."

"You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."

"Yes, I know."

"So, why did you come in here?"

"The light was on."


Riddles - 8.12.5


1) Two people are talking on the phone long distance. One
in an East Coast state of the U.S., the other is in a West
Coast state of the U.S. The first asks the other, "What time
is it?" He hears the answer and says, "That's funny. It's
the same time here!" Neither one of them were mistaken
the time. How is this possible?

2) Can you tell me what is remarkable about this rather

Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice,
Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana,
Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina,
Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan,
Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel,
Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina,
Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.

3) Eliminate all the days of the week except for one, and to be
forthright about it, this day is NOT the day after Sunday or
the day before Wednesday, and it can't be that Saturday is
tomorrow, nor can it be that Saturday was yesteday, and it
most certainly couldn't be two days before yesterday, and
while we're at it, let's eliminate Thursday. So, what day
is it?


The End of Islam???

Click on picture!!!



Blog Memory


For as long as I can remember I've had amnesia.


Blog Hubby


Howdy's New Office


Guard Dog


Why Am I Here???


Why am I Here???


Academic Fables and Myths


Can we really make something true just by believing it?
How about a concrete example? If you sincerely believe
your onion rings are French fries, do they become French
fries? If you sincerely believe that you're a frog, do you
become a frog? You might leap in the air, but you will not
be a frog.

When it comes to concrete, familiar objects, no one falls
for the sincerity myth. We all know there's an objective
reality that exists on its own, despite what we may believe
about it -- and no matter how sincere we are.



Uncle Joe


After much urging by his wife, Uncle Joe applied for work on
a farm. The foreman decided to give him a try and told him to
milk a cow, equipping him with a stool and a bucket.

An hour later Uncle Joe returned dirty and sweaty, the bucket
in one hand and the broken stool in the other.

"Extracting the milk was easy," he explained. "The worst part
was getting the cow to sit on the stool!"


Does Believing Make It So?


Professor J. Budziszewski explains that new college students
run into the powerful myth that "truth is whatever you
sincerely believe." It
holds that, if you believe it, then it's
"true for you" -- and rules of logic and
evidence don't apply.



Blog Tower Humor


Q. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?
A. It never eats.

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Jesus and The Da Vinci Code

How Can I Know God???

Tales of Narnia

Answering Islam

The Da Vinci Code

A Short Look At Six World Religions

Bible - God's Word in different languages...

Bible Study Info

Christian Web Info

Don't Be Left Behind

For The University Crowd

Hard Questions Answered

How to become a Christian

Mr. Contoversial

Great For Kids

Stories For Kids

Bible Knowledge Challenge

The Young Earth Club

Who Is Jesus???

Christian Apologetics

Christian Web Info

God Bless The USA

Great Christians In History

History of American Christianity

Bible Instructions


Dr. Ben Haden

Bible Search Tools

Kids For Truth

Lincoln - A Christian

Mission To America

One Place For Learning

Our Daily Bread

President Lincoln

Red Skelton's Pledge of Allegiance

Intellectual Takeout

Evangelical Viewpoint

Dr. John Vernon McGee

Insight For Living

Turning Point

Outstanding Bible Teacher

Dr. Tony Evans

Listen To The Bible

Is Jesus God?

Great Bible Teaching

*America - Why I Love Her - Big John Wayne*

The Church & Israel

How To Become A Christian

*Watch The Jesus Movie*


Your very own library

Muhammad or Jesus???

Why The U.S.A. Is At War - 1

Why The U.S.A. Is At War - 2

Christian Women

Is Jesus God?

Statement Of What Howdy Believes!!!

Bible Crosswords

Great Bible Teacher

All About Cults

Religion Comparison

The Relationship of the Church to Israel

Just For Guys

Church History

***Watch The Jesus Movie***
{Many Languages}

Music That Ho Enjoys

God Bless America - Kate Smith

Military Music

Boston Pops: God Bless America

This Land Is Your Land

Blue Moon

Say A Prayer

Hawaii Five O


The Battle Of New Orleans

Beverly Hillbillies

Indiana Jones

James Bond



Mission Impossible

Peter Gunn


Singing In The Rain

Star Wars

Top Gun

Peggy Sue



Chuck Berry

Rock Around The Clock

Dueling Guitars

Blueberry Hill

A Taste Of Honey - clip

(I Left My Heart) In San Francisco - clip

Take The 'A' Train - clip

Hello, Dolly! - clip

Peggy Sue - clip

Theme From Peter Gunn - clip

Song from Moulin Rouge


Ebb Tide

Tara's Theme from Gone with the Wind

Around the World in 80 Days

Breakfast at Tiffany's


The Way We Were

You Do Something to Me



A Foggy Day



Arrivederci Roma

Theme from Moulin Rouge II

Stardust - Big Band



Rhapsody in Blue

Sleepy Lagoon

My Foolish Heart

Lisbon Antigua

La Mer

April in Portugal

Because of You

Poor People of Paris

Unchained Melody

Stranger on the Shore


Maple Leaf Rag

Voices of Spring

Emperor Waltz

Radetzky March

Water Music (Excerpt) George Frideric Handel

Finale - William Tell Overture

Overture - My Fair Lady

The Rain in Spain

The Lonely Bull - Herb Alpert

Tijuana Taxi - Herb Alpert

The Happy Whistler

So Rare

Mona Lisa

Ghost Riders in the Sky

Walk, Don't Run

Wonderland by Night

Canadian Sunset

Blue Tango

The Happy Wanderer

Down Yonder

Midnight in Moscow

Crazy Medley


That's for Me

Quiet Village

Harbor Lights

Dueling Banjoes II

Autumn Leaves

My Foolish Heart

Don't Know Much






Close To You

Rainy Days & Mondays

Sing A Song

Yesterday Once More

We've Only Just Begun

Goodbye To Love

Only You

As Time Goes By

As Time Goes By II

As Time Goes By - Original

After Loving

San Francisco

Stranger In Paradise

Mrs. Howdy

Rags To Riches

The Good Life

Hello Dolly

All Of Me

Thank Heaven For Little Girls

Beyond The Sea

Everybody Loves

Return To Me

That's Amore

Autumn Leaves

Love Me With All Your Heart

If I Give My Heart To You

Autumn Leaves II

Autumn Leaves III

See The USA

My Prayer

You Always Hurt

Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Love Me Tender

Its Now Or Never

Old Shep

Dont Be Cruel

When I Fall In Love

When I Fall In Love II

When I Fall In Love III

A Fool Such As I

You'll Never Know


I'm Yours

Wish You Were Here

Lady Of Spain


It's Magic

Secret Love

This Magic Moment

My Prayer

Twilight Time

Great Pretender

Harbor Lights

Little Darlin'


No Other Love

Magic Moments

Till The End Of Time

Dont Let The Stars

Overture - Barber of Seville

Back In The Saddle

You Always Hurt

When I Fall

When A Man

True Love



In The Mood

A Taste Of Honey

The Lonely Bull

Lollipops And Roses

This Guys In Love With You

What Now My Love

Three Coins In The Fountain

You've Gotta Have Heart


Stranger In Paradise II

Love Is...


Georgia On My Mind

Sentimental Over You

Thanks For The Memories

Too Young


Never On Sunday

Yellow Rose Of Texas


My Little Corner

Speak Low

Moments To Remember


Be My Love

Embassy Waltz


A Certain Smile

Chances Are

Not For Me To Say

Stranger On The Shore

I'll Be Seeing You

Cherry Pink


Moonlight Serenade

Last Date

Naughty Lady

Til I Kissed You

All I Have To Do Is Dream

Dixie Land Band

Ghost Riders In The Sky

The Happy Wanderer


Santa Catalina

Band Of Gold

Auld Lang Syne

The Wayward Wind

P.S. I Love You

Harbor Lights

Ebb Tide

Lime Light

Green Door

My Heart Cries

Down Yonder

Silvana Mangano Anna

Does Your Chewing Gum?

Grand Night For Singing

Purple People Eater

Orange Blossom Special

I'll Get By

'Til Then

Katie At UNC

Love Letters

As Time Goes By

Cheek To Cheek

Mission Impossible

The Way You Look Tonight


Glad To Be An American

Battle Hymn Of The Republic

How Great Thou Art

Have Thine Own Way

Beyond The Sunset

Amazing Grace

He's Got The Whole World

Peace In The Valley

How Great Thou Art II

Stars & Stripes Forever

Tennessee Waltz

Beverly Hillbillies Theme

El Paso

Happy Trails

Big John

Sixteen Tons

Which Doctor?

Wonderful! Wonderful!



The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Mr. Sandman

Bad Leroy

Only The Lonely


Magnificent 7

Magnificent 7 - II


I Walk The Line

God loves you so much that He died for you!!!


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Verse of the Day

* * * Four important things to KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.

D I S C L A I M E R If someone should ask if it's legal to download songs
found on various non-commercial sites, such as this one.

Well, I'm neither a lawyer nor a technician,
and I've begun to wonder if it was legal for
us to tape music off the radio back when
tape recorders first came into being.

And were we committing a crime when we recorded
a movie shown on TV with our VCRs? And was it
really legal to buy a dual-deck recorder for the
express purpose of duplicating cassettes?

My answer to all of the above is, "I don't know."

Nonetheless, here is a formal statement in
some kind of legalize that appears to apply
to this kind of file availability:

The songs on this site are copyrighted by their respective artists and are placed here
for evaluation purposes only. No profits or sales are made on this site from their use.

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