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By Dr. Howdy, Ph.D.
A.P.E., N.U.T.

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Advantage To You

Q. What's the advantage of being married to a UNC student?

A. You can park in handicapped zones.


No, I Didn't


Six Foot Tall Bug

A man was sitting at home one evening, when
the doorbell rang. When he answered the door,
a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The
cockroach immediately punched him between
the eyes and scampered off.

The next evening, the man was sitting at home
when the doorbell rang
again. When he answered
the door, the cockroach was there again. This time,
it punched him, kicked him and karate chopped him
before running away.

The third evening, the man was sitting at home when
the doorbell
rang. When he answered the door, the
cockroach was there yet again. It leapt at him and
stabbed him several times before running off. The
gravely injured man managed to crawl to the tele-
phone and summoned an ambulance.

He was rushed to intensive care, where they saved his life.

The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds.
He asked the man
what happened, so the man explained
about the 6 foot cockroach's attacks, culminating in the
near fatal stabbing.

The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Yes, there's
a nasty bug
going around."


How Good Soldiers Go Down

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They had the mightiest armies ever seen up until
that time. And yet the seemingly invincible legions
of the Roman Empire eventually fell to ransacking
hordes who were once confined to Rome's far borders.

What happened? Actually, many things happened
that led to their defeat, but one of them was clearly
spelled out by one Fourth Century Roman General.
He said: "When, because of negligence and laziness,
parade ground drills were abandoned, the customary
armor began to feel heavy since the soldiers rarely,
if ever, wore it. Therefore, they asked the emperor to
set aside the breastplates and mail and then the
helmets. So our soldiers fought the Goths without
any protection for the heart and head, and they were
often beaten by archers. Although there were many
disasters, which led to the loss of great cities, no
one tried to restore the armor to the infantry. They
took the armor off, and when the armor came off -
so, too, came their integrity."




This Present Moment

We are profoundly unaware of the
present. That is, the here and now,
the place that we always are, is the
place that we are least likely to see
for what it fully is. Blaise Pascal,
though living four centuries ago,
keenly diagnosed this peculiar
human condition. In his work,
Pensees, he masterfully articulates
our seeming lack of interest in the
present. Writes Pascal,

"Let each one examine his thoughts,
and he will find them all occupied

with the past and the future. We
scarcely ever think of the present;
and if we think of it, it is only to take
light from it to arrange the future.

The present is never our end. The
past and the present are our means;
the future alone is our end. So we
never live, but we hope to live; and,
as we are always preparing to be
happy, it is inevitable we should
never be so."

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UNC Student

UNC student, talking to a friend:

I put five dollars in the change
machine. And would you believe
it, I'm *still* me!!


The Great Self-Esteem Myth

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A team of researchers has taken a closer look
at the idea that self-esteem is a crucial factor
in personal happiness, achievement, and
behavior. Their research conclusively destroys
the self-esteem myth and demonstrates
that the nation's obsession with self-esteem
was never based on science in the first place.

Scientific American has done us all a great
service by exploding the self-esteem myth,
and indicating just how superficial and
baseless the claims of self-esteem advocates
are now shown to be. Expect an energetic
retort from the self-esteem industry. They
won't go down without a fight.

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French Army Knife



Dale Evans

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Born - October 31, 1912
Died - February 7, 2001

Actress, singer, writer of songs and books.
Her first movie
was as a co-star with Roy
Rogers in a movie called "The
Cowboy and
the Senorita." Rogers and Evans fell in love,

got married, and became an acting team.
She co-starred with
him riding her horse,
Buttermilk, while he astride Trigger

appeared in most of her 38 motion pictures
and in two
television series, "The Roy Rogers
Show" and the hotline
musical variety hour
"The Roy Rogers & Dale Evans Show."

After her conversion to Christianity, she
became a tireless
volunteer to Christian
groups as a lay minister. Her 17
dealt primarily with her faith in light of
the many
family tragedies the couple
endured. The couple's head
quarters in
Victorville, California later became The
Rogers-Dale Evans Museum, and
the pair would routinely greet
fans that
came to visit.




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"Those who give up liberty for the sake of
security, deserve neither liberty nor security."
-Benjamin Franklin


First, do no harm

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"First, do no harm." That most basic
principle of the Hippocratic Oath has
formed the foundation for medical
ethics for over 2,000 years. Neverthe-
less, that principle is now routinely
redefined or ignored, and the field
of medical ethics is filled with com-
promises, conflicts, and worse.

Clear evidence of this is found in a
prophetic warning issued by Eugene
F. Diamond, a practicing pediatrician
and Professor of Pediatrics at Loyola
University Stritch School of Medicine.
Writing in Ethics and Medicine: An
International Journal of Bioethics,
Diamond warns that dangerous con-
flicts of interest are being institution-
alized and normalized in the field of

In Dr. Diamond's view, the state of the
medical profession today represents
a gross violation of the physician's
moral responsibility. "We have in
recent years seen an attempt to
convert our profession to a killing
activity. Doctors as abortionists kill
unborn children; doctors accept the
responsibility to kill patients with
or without their consent as in Holland
or to engage in the subterfuge of
physician-assisted suicide as in
the state of Oregon in America.
The doctor true to his calling will
not violate the taboo against killing.
He will not do it for love and he will
not do it for money."

Those are strong words. Diamond
clearly believes that physicians are
not to kill. This flies in the face of
the complicity of many doctors in
the Culture of Death and its business
of killing by abortion, euthanasia,
and the selective denial of human dignity.

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Abounding In Love

You are forgiving and good, O Lord,
abounding in love to all who call on
You. --Psalm 86:5


The Book

Bible - God's Word to you in
different languages



Picking Out A New Pet

When picking out a pet, keep in mind that to a dog,
you're family; to a cat, you're staff.



Dana's lesson: Don't throw yourself overboard
trying to find "the right one." Just keep paddling.




P.C. Problems


Pulled Over

A cop pulls over a man for speeding. Thinking
quickly, the man says to the officer,

"It's an emergency. My mother's in the back seat.
She took an overdose of reducing pills."

Checking the back seat, the oficer shook his head.

"But I don't see anyone back there, sir."

"Oh, no!" cried the man. . . .

"I'm too late!"


A Gentleman Writes:


It's No Good, Sir

"It's no good, sir," said the hopeless UNC
sophomore to his English prof. "I try to
learn, but everything you say goes in both
ears and out the other."

"Goes in both ears and out the other?"
asked the puzzled professor. "But

you only have two ears."

"Guess I'm no good at math, either!"



(Click on picture)

10. "You know you're the only one for me!"
9. "Do you come here often?"
8. "Trust me, this was meant to be!"
7. "Look around, baby. All the other guys
around here are animals!"

6. "I already feel like you're a part of me!"
5. "Honey, you were made for me!"
4. "Why don't you come over to my place
and we can name some animals?"

3. "You're the girl of my dreams!" (Gen. 2:21)
2. "I like a girl who doesn't mind being ribbed!"

And the number one pick up line from Adam is:

1. "You're the apple of my eye!" *

* I realize the Bible says Adam and Eve ate
of the "fruit," not "apple," but apple is



Dinner Date


Boring Prof

A profesor at the North Carolina State University*
was known for giving
boring, cliche-ridden lectures.

At the beginning of one semester, an innovative
class breathed new life into the course by assigning
baseball plays to each hackneyed phrase delivered
by the professor.

For example, when the professor said, "On the
other hand," that counted
as a base hit. "By the
same token" was a strike out; "and so on"

counted as a stolen base.

Divided into two teams by the center aisle of
the lecture hall, the students played inning
after inning of silent, but vigorous baseball .

On the last day of class, the impossible
happened: the score was tied
and bases
were loaded! Then the batter hit a home
run! The winning team
stood and cheered

Though deeply appreciative, the professor
later was quoted as wondering
why only half
of the students had been enthusiastic about
his lectures.

*Premier Institution of Higher Learning in North Carolina.


Child's Laughter

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"Beware of him who hates the laugh
of a child." - Henry Ward


Tech FAQ

Q. There are two shift keys, which should I use?

A. Avoid unnecessary wear on either shift key by
alternating between the two. Keep track of your usage
of each key so that you press them in equal amounts.
Your keyboard may be equipped with a small notepad;
you should use this to make little tally marks in two
columns for each time you shift. Remember, it's better
to go to a little trouble than wind up with a broken
shift key.

Q. If I press the shift key at the wrong time, or too
many times, will my computer explode?

A. No. Well, generally no. Not unless you are using
a NEC laptop. Or VT100 terminal emulation. But even
then, hardly ever. Really, don't worry about it. Forget
I mentioned it. Just type softly. Move along, next


Q. Why are the shift keys bigger than the other keys?

A. They aren't. This is simply an optical illusion. Just
the moon appears much larger when it is close
to the
horizon, your shift keys look larger because
of their
proximity to other keys. To verify this, go
out in a
large field at night with your keyboard, place
it in
an upright position, and view it from a distance
200 yards. Sure enough, the keys all look the same


Take The Test!!!

Yankee or Dixie?

Send results to Howdy:

(Tks: Phil)


Doctor's Visit

A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical.
The nurse starts with the basics. "How much
do you weigh?" she asks. "Oh, about

One-sixty-five," he answers. The nurse puts
him on the scale. It turns out that his weight
is 187. Then the nurse asks, "Do you know
your height?" "Oh, about six feet," he answers.
The nurse checks and finds that he's only 5
feet and 8 inches tall. Then she takes his blood
pressure. It's very high. "High!" The man
explains, "Of course it's high. When I came
in here, I was
tall and lanky. Now, I'm short and fat!"


Two UNC Co-Eds

Jill complained to Nina, "Rosey told me that you
told her the
secret I told you not to tell her."

"Well," replied Nina in a hurt tone, "I told her not
to tell you I told her."

"Oh dear!" sighed Jill. "Well, don't tell her I told
you that she told me."


Where Are They Today???

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Fear Of The Fetus

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The abortion rights movement has
finally met its match. The abortion
industry is scared to death of the
fetus, knowing that the mere image
of a living baby in the womb is the
refutation of every argument they
can assert and all the coercion they
would employ.

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"For God so loVed the world,
........That He gAve
..............His onLy
.................ThaT whosever
.......Believeth In Him
..........Should Not perish,
.......But have Everlasting life."

John 3.16 (Tks: Shirl)



Shark Attack

Story Here!!!

Click on the envelope just below
and send above to all your friends!!!



We have all been amazed by coincidences
in our
own lives. We have marveled at the
stories of eerie coincidences in
history and
we have been thoroughly thrilled by Holly-
wood's imaginative
use of strange occurrences
and their deeper meanings. Because our

pattern-seeking minds hunt for explanations,
we are easily pulled in by
the possibilities-
the hidden meaning behind the bizarre facts,
the mystery
contained within the patterns,
the allure of spiritual significance.

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Genuine Alligator Shoes

A UNC lineman was on vacation in the depths
of Louisiana. He wanted a pair of genuine

alligator shoes in the worst way, but was
very reluctant to pay the high prices the
local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the
"no haggle" attitude of one of the shop-
keepers, the tackle shouted, "Maybe I'll
just go out and catch my own alligator
so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be
my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch
yourself a big one!" Determined, the lineman
turned and headed for the swamps, set on
catching himself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving
home, when he spotted the UNC player standing
waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just

then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming
quickly toward him. He took aim, killed the
creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled
it on to the swamp bank.

Lying nearby were several more of the dead
creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement.
Just then the lineman flipped the alligator on its

back, and frustrated, shouted out, "Darn it, this
one isn't wearing any shoes either!"


Back To Work


Lego Church




How long to build it? It was about a year and a half of
planning, building and photographing.

How many pieces of LEGO to build it? more than 75,000

How big is it? About 7 feet by 5 1/2 feet by 30 inches
(2.2 m x 1.7m x..76m)

How many lego people does it seat? 1372

How many windows? 3976

It features a balcony, a Narthex, stairs to the balcony,
restrooms, coat rooms, several mosaics, a nave, a baptistery,
an alter, a crucifix, a pulpit and an elaborate pipe organ.

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Say A Prayer

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Singing In The Rain

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Rock Around The Clock

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A Taste Of Honey - clip

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Hello, Dolly! - clip

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Around the World in 80 Days

Breakfast at Tiffany's


The Way We Were

You Do Something to Me



A Foggy Day



Arrivederci Roma

Theme from Moulin Rouge II

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Sleepy Lagoon

My Foolish Heart

Lisbon Antigua

La Mer

April in Portugal

Because of You

Poor People of Paris

Unchained Melody

Stranger on the Shore


Maple Leaf Rag

Voices of Spring

Emperor Waltz

Radetzky March

Water Music (Excerpt) George Frideric Handel

Finale - William Tell Overture

Overture - My Fair Lady

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So Rare

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Down Yonder

Midnight in Moscow

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That's for Me

Quiet Village

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Dueling Banjoes II

Autumn Leaves

My Foolish Heart

Don't Know Much






Close To You

Rainy Days & Mondays

Sing A Song

Yesterday Once More

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Goodbye To Love

Only You

As Time Goes By

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After Loving

San Francisco

Stranger In Paradise

Mrs. Howdy

Rags To Riches

The Good Life

Hello Dolly

All Of Me

Thank Heaven For Little Girls

Beyond The Sea

Everybody Loves

Return To Me

That's Amore

Autumn Leaves

Love Me With All Your Heart

If I Give My Heart To You

Autumn Leaves II

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See The USA

My Prayer

You Always Hurt

Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Love Me Tender

Its Now Or Never

Old Shep

Dont Be Cruel

When I Fall In Love

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A Fool Such As I

You'll Never Know


I'm Yours

Wish You Were Here

Lady Of Spain


It's Magic

Secret Love

This Magic Moment

My Prayer

Twilight Time

Great Pretender

Harbor Lights

Little Darlin'


No Other Love

Magic Moments

Till The End Of Time

Dont Let The Stars

Overture - Barber of Seville

Back In The Saddle

You Always Hurt

When I Fall

When A Man

True Love



In The Mood

A Taste Of Honey

The Lonely Bull

Lollipops And Roses

This Guys In Love With You

What Now My Love

Three Coins In The Fountain

You've Gotta Have Heart


Stranger In Paradise II

Love Is...


Georgia On My Mind

Sentimental Over You

Thanks For The Memories

Too Young


Never On Sunday

Yellow Rose Of Texas


My Little Corner

Speak Low

Moments To Remember


Be My Love

Embassy Waltz


A Certain Smile

Chances Are

Not For Me To Say

Stranger On The Shore

I'll Be Seeing You

Cherry Pink


Moonlight Serenade

Last Date

Naughty Lady

Til I Kissed You

All I Have To Do Is Dream

Dixie Land Band

Ghost Riders In The Sky

The Happy Wanderer


Santa Catalina

Band Of Gold

Auld Lang Syne

The Wayward Wind

P.S. I Love You

Harbor Lights

Ebb Tide

Lime Light

Green Door

My Heart Cries

Down Yonder

Silvana Mangano Anna

Does Your Chewing Gum?

Grand Night For Singing

Purple People Eater

Orange Blossom Special

I'll Get By

'Til Then

Katie At UNC

Love Letters

As Time Goes By

Cheek To Cheek

Mission Impossible

The Way You Look Tonight


Glad To Be An American

Battle Hymn Of The Republic

How Great Thou Art

Have Thine Own Way

Beyond The Sunset

Amazing Grace

He's Got The Whole World

Peace In The Valley

How Great Thou Art II

Stars & Stripes Forever

Tennessee Waltz

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El Paso

Happy Trails

Big John

Sixteen Tons

Which Doctor?

Wonderful! Wonderful!



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Mr. Sandman

Bad Leroy

Only The Lonely


Magnificent 7

Magnificent 7 - II


I Walk The Line

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* * * Four important things to KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.

D I S C L A I M E R If someone should ask if it's legal to download songs
found on various non-commercial sites, such as this one.

Well, I'm neither a lawyer nor a technician,
and I've begun to wonder if it was legal for
us to tape music off the radio back when
tape recorders first came into being.

And were we committing a crime when we recorded
a movie shown on TV with our VCRs? And was it
really legal to buy a dual-deck recorder for the
express purpose of duplicating cassettes?

My answer to all of the above is, "I don't know."

Nonetheless, here is a formal statement in
some kind of legalize that appears to apply
to this kind of file availability:

The songs on this site are copyrighted by their respective artists and are placed here
for evaluation purposes only. No profits or sales are made on this site from their use.

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