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Wednesday
VATICAN CITY (AP) - Pope John Paul II is getting nutrition from
a feeding tube, the Vatican said Wednesday, shortly after the frail
pontiff appeared at his window in St. Peter's Square and managed
only a rasp when he tried to speak. The N.Y. Times has called for
immediate dehydration of the Pope to the horror of millions.
Attorney George J. Felos has filed a petition in court asking
Judge George W. Greer of Florida's Sixth Judicial Circuit to
demand that Italian authorities immediately deny the aging
Pope food & water and to experience the euphoria of dehydration.
Immediate action is expected and the Pope will not be allowed
to have an attorney present during the proceedings.
It was a strange coincidence that Terri Schiavo's
ordeal took place during Holy Week. What she
went through, and the nation's reaction to it,
taught us a sobering lesson about suffering
and redemption.
The things that ordinary, sensible Americans
were saying about Terri's case were shocking
and upsetting. "Let the poor woman die" was
one of them. But Terri was not dying before
her food and water were taken away. She
simply needed to eat and drink, just like
the rest of us.
MORE: http://xrl.us/fk5e
Tuesday
Liberal American Auschwitz
So, why should we believe that cognitively disabled patients
experience the deprivation differently simply because they
receive nourishment through a feeding tube instead of by mouth?
An accurate discussion of this sensitive issue requires the
making of proper and nuanced distinctions about the
consequences of removing nourishment from incapacitated
patients. This generally becomes an issue in one of the
following two diametrically differing circumstances:
Depriving food and water from profoundly cognitively
disabled persons like Terri who are not otherwise dying,
a process that causes death by dehydration over a period
of 10-14 days. This may cause great suffering.
MORE: http://xrl.us/fkwh
Terri Schiavo: Judicial Murder
For all the world to see, a 41-year-old woman, who has committed
no crime, will die of dehydration and starvation in the longest public
execution in American history.
She is not brain-dead or comatose, and breathes naturally on her own.
Although brain-damaged, she is not in a persistent vegetative state,
according to an increasing number of radiologists and neurologists.
Among many other violations of her due process rights, Terri Schiavo
has never been allowed by the primary judge in her case—Florida Circuit
Judge George Greer, whose conclusions have been robotically upheld
by all the courts above him—to have her own lawyer represent her.
MORE: http://xrl.us/fkrk
Felos, Kevorkian, Mengele
Friends, Comrades, Partners, Cohorts, Colleagues,
Partisans, Confreres, Minions, Myrmidons,
Henchmen, Traitors, Serpents, Quislings, etc.
http://xrl.us/fkto
http://xrl.us/fktk
Withholding Water - New Judicial Torture
"As to legal concerns," writes William Anderson—
a senior psychiatrist at Massachusetts General
Hospital and a lecturer at Harvard University—
"a guardian may refuse any medical treatment,
but drinking water is not such a procedure. It
is not within the power of a guardian to withhold,
and not in the power of a rational court to prohibit."
MORE: http://xrl.us/fkrk
Seven Questions for Judge Greer
1) Why would you not allow Terry Schiavo to be given
any updated medical test to see if she could swallow on
her own or to see how alert mentally she is? Why? Tell
me if you can!!!
2) Why would you allow Michael Schiavo absolute rights
over his wife's future when credible witnesses have stated
that he has tried to kill her in her present condition twice?
Why? Tell me if you can!!!
3) Why make a man responsible for his wife's life when
he's living with another woman & fathered children by her?
Why? Tell me if you can!!!
4) Why make a man responsible for his wife's future when
he should be on trial for attempted murder in 1990 that left
his wife in her current condition? Why? Tell me if you can!!!
5) Why no pictures allowed of Terri for the past three years?
Why? Tell me if you can!!!
6) Why would you not allow anyone including Terri's Mom
to give a drink of water to her dehydrated daughter. Why kind
of future do you picture for America that demands this? Tell
me if you can!!!
7) You claim to be an Evangelical Christian yet you side
with death in violation of both the Bible & the U.S. Constitution.
Please explain this contradiction in non-legalese. Tell me
if you can!!!
Terri Schiavo--Enduring Questions
Even as Terri Schiavo edges closer and closer to death,
the questions posed by this tragedy represent long-term
challenges for this culture and its moral conscience.
These questions will not go away, even as the headlines
and media attention inevitably subside. Issues of life and
death confront us all, and the court-mandated death of Terri
Schiavo will, I believe, go down as a landmark on America's
moral landscape. Her death will either lead to a recovery of
moral sanity or a further slide into a moral abyss. Several
vexing questions frame where this culture is headed.
First, what does this mean for the culture? Without doubt,
the case of Terri Schiavo has exposed a massive moral
cleavage in American culture. The "culture war" that has
divided America over the last four decades will inevitably
frame how issues of life and death are settled in law,
medicine, and moral habit.
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The Most Dreaded Method
Of Execution At Auschwitz
Some liberals in the media believe that dehydration is "relatively
gentle and painless in most reported cases" , but it was the most
dreaded method of execution at Auschwitz. It is too cruel for animals
or convicted murderers. Fear that they or their loved ones could
be subjected to this fate may have helped motivate people to send
165,000 e-mail messages to Governor Jeb Bush of Florida, pleading
for a "stay of execution" for Terri Schindler Schiavo.
http://xrl.us/fkwp
What A Will To Live!!!
All regular humor suspended on this BLOG until Terri
is given Food & Water or she's murdered legally by
the State of Florida which now supports torture of the
handicapped.
Days w/o Water & Food:
..........14............
Judge Greer found that Terri is in a persistent
vegetative state, a condition most medial authorities
believe to be irreversible. Nevertheless, Michael
Schiavo has successfully blocked any medical
testing that would clarify her true condition.
The Schindlers, backed by a group of very credible
medical authorities, claim that Terri is not in
a persistent vegetative state at all, but in a state
of minimal consciousness. The now-famous video
of Terri shown throughout the media certainly
does not appear to reflect a state of non-consciousness
and non-alertness.
In reality, Michael Schiavo's steadfast determination
not to allow adequate testing of Terri's condition
explains why the most relevant medical data is
now over a decade old. Consider the fact that
medical science has moved far beyond where
it was ten years ago, and then realize that these
courts have been acting on evidence that should
be considered so dated as to be meaningless.
Furthermore, why should even an accurate
diagnosis of a persistent vegetative state be
a death sentence? Terri Schiavo is not on a
ventilator, has been digesting her food, has
a strong and beating heart, and has not
experienced brain death. Are we now ready
to classify all persons in a state of non-alertness
to be those unworthy of life?
MORE: http://xrl.us/fkn9
Monday
Florida Gestapo
http://xrl.us/fjvb
And if you give even a cup of cold water to one
of the least of My followers, you will surely be
rewarded. - - Mt 10:42
Sunday
Goodbye Terri
Precious in the sight of the LORD is the death of His saints. - - Ps 116:15
Where's The $$$
New Florida Joke #1
Q: What should you do if you're tired of your spouse???
A: Move to Florida!!!
New Florida Joke #2
New Florida Joke #3
Q: If you wish to "bump off" your spouse but are too
chicken, who will help you???
A: N.Y. Times, Florida Judges, Florida Legislature!!!
New Florida Joke #4
Q: Who's more powerful than the Pope, The President,
& the U.S. Congress put together???
A: Any Florida Judge!!!
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