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Saturday
It Had To Be
Not only skeptics and atheists but also many who call themselves
Christians often complain, “Why didn’t God make a perfect world
without sin, suffering, or death? If He is all-powerful, surely He
could have done that if He had so desired!”
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Friday
CyberRiddle
UNC Grad
Europe
Why The U.S.A. Is At War
Terror is a tragic teacher
Terror is a tragic teacher, and the memories of September 11, 2001
haunt us even now. The images of planes crashing, towers collapsing,
and bodies falling will be forever seared into our memories. Just to
say "9/11" is to invoke a flood of remembrance and the bitter taste
of tragedy.
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Thursday
BARBARIC TERRORIST
Our prayers are with the British people today!!!
Is The USA Next???
A Letter
Hello Howdy. I just wanted to say Thank you for stopping by my
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Anyway, thanks once again.
MaryAnne
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Terriorist Attack British Citizens
Wednesday
A UNC student was hitchhiking back to school on a very dark
and stormy night. The night was getting on and no cars went by.
Suddenly he saw a car roll slowly toward him and stop.
Without thinking about it, the guy jumped into the back seat
and closed the door when he suddenly realized there was
nobody behind the wheel! Just then the car started slowly
rolling forward again. He was beginning to get really freaked
out when he noticed a curve in the road ahead. He was just
thinking about climbing into the front seat when a hand
mysteriously appeared through the window and moved the wheel.
The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared
every time right before a curve.
Gathering his courage, the guy finally jumped out of the car
and ran to the nearest town. Wet and in shock, he went to a
restaurant and started telling everybody about the horrible
experience he just went through.
About half an hour later, two guys walked into the same rest-
aurant. They were looking around for a table when one said to
the other, "Hey, look, isn't that the guy who got in the car
when we were pushing it?"
Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that
tied female obesity to a virus. One evening my sister came
home exhausted from a long day at work.
"Did you read the paper?" she asked. "I'm not going in to
work tomorrow. I'm calling in fat."
Tuesday
After I had purchased movie tickets for myself and my
wife, she went inside to find seats while I got some popcorn.
By the time I was served, the previews were already being
shown. I stumbled my way through the dark, sat down,
put the popcorn in my wife's lap and gave her arm
an affectionate squeeze.
Then I heard a familiar voice say, "Pssst! Howdy! I'm back here."
The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at
the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough
for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Son, do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am... Ya' see, they're dead."
Did you hear about the UNC student that...
1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake
with a slope.
3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit
into the typewriter.
A Bigger Purpose Than You Ever Dreamed
Ashley Smith was just getting her life back together. As a 26-year-old
single mom, she had had a pretty rough journey. A Christian upbringing
but a youthful rebellion - brushes with the law, some drug issues, jobs
found and lost - and finally marriage and a little girl. Four years ago,
her husband died in her arms from stab wounds in a violent attack.
On that night in March of 2005, she was just getting settled in the
apartment she had moved into two days earlier. When she returned
from her 2:00 A.M. run to the store, accused killer Brian Nichols
forced his way into her apartment at gunpoint.
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The Advocate
It often seems that, in our society, whether someone is deemed guilty or innocent of
a crime may have more to do with the effectiveness of their legal counsel than the facts
of a case. Criminal defense attorneys in high-profile cases have become celebrities
in their own right, mastering the art of manipulating evidence to cast doubt in the
collective mind of the jury. Regretfully, many impoverished defendants who don't
have the means to hire well-known attorneys go into a trial with lower odds of being
found innocent or of receiving a lenient sentence. Yet in spite of inequities, I don't
know anyone in the criminal justice system that would advise a defendant to go before
a court without an advocate.
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Sunday
Fireworks Just For You !
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