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Eight Difficult Questions For Your Friends

1) What's the best month to be in a parade?

2) Who grants wishes for fish?

3) What can be served but not eaten?

4) What kind of stories does a ship captain tell his children?

5) What do dogs eat at the cinema?

6) Why did Mickey Mouse travel into space?

7) What can go up and down without moving?

8) What do snakes do after they fight?

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Is The "X" All one Color?



That sign is there for a REASON





Dinosaur bones—just how old are they really?

Dinosaur bones give evidence
strongly consistent with this.


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1) It runs and runs but can never flee.
It is often watched, yet never sees.
When long it brings boredom,
When short it brings fear.
What is it?

With no wings, I fly.
With no eyes, I see.
With no arms, I climb.
More frightening than any beast,
stronger than any foe.
I am cunning, ruthless, and tall;
in the end, I rule all.
What am I?

Each word or group of words is printed so that it stands
for a familiar phrase. Can you guess what that phrase is.







(Answers are below - look for the UNC prof.)


Guess Who???


Who Can This Be?

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So the men marveled, saying, "Who
can this be, that even the winds and
the sea obey Him?" - - Mt 8:27

The only thing more terrifying that
having a storm outside the boat was
having God inside the boat!

- - Dr. John MacArthur


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Dwight David Eisenhower was the first American president
hold an airplane pilot's license.

In 1803, North Carolina (not California) was the site of
first U.S. gold rush. The state supplied all the domestic
gold coined for currency by the US Mint in Philadelphia
until 1828

Antarctica is 98% ice, 2% barren rock. The average thickness
of the ice sheet is 7,200 feet; this amounts to 90% of all
the ice and 70% of all the fresh water in the world. If the
ice cap were to melt, the sea level would rise by an average
of 230 feet.

A Club Med survey found that couples who dieted while on
vacation argued three times more often than those who didn't,
and that those who didn't diet had three times as many
romantic interludes.

The Eiffel Tower is painted approximately once every 7 years
and requires nearly 50 tons of paint each time. It is one
of the most popular tourist attractions in Paris, visited
by more than six million people per year.

"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what
you do not understand." Leonardo da Vinci (1452 - 1519)



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1) Wheresoever I may be,
Every man must follow me;
He must go where I may lead,
Though it be to change his creed.
Though I vary in my size,
I am still beneath your eyes;
and though you may go astray,
I must ever lead the way.
Every creature in the land,
Has me close at his command,
For I lead to things unseen,
By my properties so keen.

What am I?

2) What eats, breaths, and dies yet never lives?
3) A perching barrel, filled with meat,
Taking hits from leaps and dives.
Look inside, but do not eat,
The meat in there is still alive!
4) A man is pushing his car. He stops in front of a hotel
and immediately knows he is bankrupt. How did he know?

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An Envoy Reports and a Letter Is Sent:
Signs of Hope for Sudan

Fueled by oil money, the Islamic government in Sudan continues its
reign of terror against Christians and animists. The eighteen-year-old
civil war that has already claimed 2 million lives and left 4.5 million
people displaced and homeless rages on.

Last September, in a Rose Garden ceremony attended by a number of
BreakPoint and Wilberforce Forum staff members, President Bush named
Senator John Danforth special envoy for peace in Sudan. Two weeks ago,
Danforth made his report to the President.

"The human suffering I witnessed was staggering," he said. "I talked to
people who had been attacked by government helicopters and had fled to
the bush with nothing but the clothes on their backs. I talked to
others who had been abducted by marauding Arab raid! ers, subjected to
unspeakable brutality, separated from their children and reduced to
lives of servitude."

He reported on the government-sanctioned slavery that some in Congress
and the media have attempted to deny. "The record is clear," said
Danforth. "The Government arms and directs marauding raiders who
operate in the south, destroying villages and abducting women and
children to serve as chattel servants, herders and field hands."

The report rightly states that the United States can't impose a
settlement on Sudan. We can, however, encourage the government and
forces in the south to reach an agreement.

Which brings me to the Sudan Peace Act. The Sudan Peace Act passed the
House of Representatives on June 13, 2001, and the Senate on July 19,
2001. And then it stopped. The bill never got to conference so that
House and Senate members could hammer ou! t the differences between their
respective versions. Why not? Because the Senate never appointed
conferees, because of the opposition of some Senate Republicans and the
White House, which dislikes sanctions.

Now in a May 21 letter, the Congressional Black Caucus called on Senate
Majority Leader Tom Daschle to break the deadlock and appoint
conferees. "Sudan's forgotten war," they wrote, "may not be of
geopolitical interest to the U.S., but it is in our vital national
moral interest. These victims are Africans without important
constituencies to argue their case, except for the courageous church
groups, NGOs [non-governmental organizations], and human rights
activists who continue to fight for the helpless and for a just peace
in Sudan."

They also made reference to capital market sanctions -- a key provision
of the House bill, but one that was excised in the Senate ve! rsion. The
government terror in Sudan depends on oil money. Capital market
sanctions would bar companies doing business with Sudan from U.S. stock
exchanges. Talisman Energy, one such company, admits that this would be
intolerable and would force them to withdraw from Sudan, cutting off
the flow of cash.

Senator Danforth is right: If we expect to see peace in Sudan, the
Sudanese must work out their own terms. But the Congressional Black
Caucus is also right: The Sudan Peace Act with capital market sanctions
is what is needed to get both sides to the table and end eighteen years
of genocide, terrorism, and slavery. A call or letter to your senator
can help. Will you do this for the persecuted church?

Take action:

Urge your senators to call for the appointment of conferees who will
ensure sanctions are included in the Sudan Peace Act. Call the Capitol
switchboard at (202) 224-3121.

For more information:

John C. Danforth, "Report to the President of the United States on the
Outlook for Peace in Sudan," released May 14, 2002:


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Faith and love are apt to be spasmodic in the best of minds.
Men and women live on the brink of mysteries and harmonies
into which they never enter and with their hand on the doorlatch
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*The Sovereign Lord is my strength; He makes my feet like the
feet of a deer, He enables me to go on the heights. --Habakkuk 3


Questions posed by UNC* grads to the National Park Service...

*Everglades National Park:*
Are the alligators real?
Where are all the rides?
What time does the two o'clock bus leave?

*Mesa Verde National Park:*
Did people build this, or did Indians?
Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?
Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?
Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?

*Carlsbad Caverns National Park:*
How much of the cave is underground?
So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?

*Yosemite Nation! al Park:*
Where are the cages for the animals?
What time of year do you turn on Yosemite Falls?
What happened to the other half of Half Dome?

*Denali National Park:*
What time do you feed the bears?
Can you show me where yeti lives?
How often do you mow the tundra?
How much does Mount McKinley weigh?

*Yellowstone National Park:*
Does Old Faithful erupt at night?
When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?
We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are
the exits?

*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., B.S. B.R.C.
(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
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Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads
to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the
gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few
find it. --Matthew 7


*"In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such
things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate
enough." --Will Rogers


Money may talk, but it seems to be hard of hearing when I call it.


A famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to
Arlington National Cemetery. All the airlines were booked
and there were no planes available. Someone came up
with the idea of using a helicopter. It arrived at five a.m.
and startled the city awake. Just goes to show you that
the whirly bird gets the urn.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure...

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A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things
around the house that he used to do. After the examination he
said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Just tell me straight out, in
plain English, what is wrong with me."

"In plain English?" the doctor said, shrugging his shoulders,
"You're just lazy!"

"Okay..." said the man, rubbing his chin. "Now give me the
medical term so I can tell my wife."


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It was a hot and humid August afternoon, when I
decided to visit my girl friend, Susie who was a
recent UNC grad. Beautiful and resourceful, Susie
had decided to repaint her kitchen herself instead
of hiring a professional. I thought she might
appreciate a break and brought over some iced
tea and some sandwiches.

When I arrived, I found Susie working hard, painting
the kitchen walls. To my utter amazement, instead of
wearing old clothes, she was wearing her fur coat and
her ski parka. I asked her why she was dressed that
way on such a hot day. She brought me the paint
bucket and told me to read the instructions. I did.
There was the explanation for me in black and white.
It said..."For best results, put on two coats."


*Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may
have against one another. Forgive as the Lord forgave you.
--Colossians 3


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Several years ago when a well-known actress made her plea for funding and
awareness of a particular disease, congressional committee chambers were
packed to capacity and surrounded by cameras. A stark contrast was seen
when an unknown woman suffering with Parkinson’s disease made her
appearance: hers was a reception of chairs left empty by legislators.

Remarked a congressman on ABC’s 20/20: “If you have the politically correct
disease, the prospects of getting federal funding to help find the cure are
100 times greater than if you have some other disease, even though it may
be a much more common disease.”

The irrationality of this goes beyond disease, does it not. By granting
the celebrity such esteem we seem unable to distinguish bet! ween a glamorous
skill we admire and the entirety of the person, as though artistry empowers
one to be a guru for all matters. Whether one is an actor or an athlete,
we are imperiled if we forget that giftedness says absolutely nothing about
a person’s integrity or wisdom.

We are now, by design, a culture steeped in manufacturing icons. Some time
ago one such person, whose only act on stage was to turn the words of an
alphabet and look happy while doing so, wrote her autobiography. The
demand was so great that it went into a second printing very quickly. One
major news anchorman marveled and wondered what prompted such fawning by
the masses for a skill as childish as that. He said it was an indictment
against their own profession--that it did not take much to be a hero.

Transference of authority is a scary phenomenon in our time. Being a great
entertainer is just that—a great entertainer. Let us not transfer
greatness across from one point to another without scrutinizing the
reasoning behind the recognizable face. Our judgements are in danger if
our heroes are influential only because they are well known. Jesus’ words
are striking: “Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous
judgment.” He also goes on to say that we look at the outward, but God
looks at the heart.

Let us not miss the responsibility of judging an idea by the test of truth
and wisdom by foolishly being seduced at the altar of the popular. Life,
dear friend is more than glamour and substance is more than image.

Ravi Zacharias http://www.sliceofinfinity.org



For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and
too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real
reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.

The population of this country is 237 million.
104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do
the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are
in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State
and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving
1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do t! he work. You and me.

And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.



All those "thou shalt nots" can be intimidating at first. But behind
each one is God's love and wisdom. God presented the Ten Commandments
to guide us and protect us from choices He knows will harm us.


We work like a horse.
We eat like a pig.
We like to play chicken.
You can get someone's goat.
We can be as slippery as a snake.
We get dog tired.
We can be as quiet as a mouse.
We can be as quick as a cat.
Some of us are as strong as an ox.
People try to buffalo others.
Some are as ugly as a toad.
We can be as gentle as a lamb.
Sometimes we are as happy as a lark.
Some of us drink like a fish.
We can be as proud as a peacock.
A few of us are as hairy as a gorilla.
You can get a frog in your throat.
We can be a lone wolf.
But I'm having a whale of a time!



We learn something new every day! If you
buy bread, look at the twist-tie at the end
of the loaf.

When you go to buy bread in the grocery
store, have you ever wondered which is
the freshest? You probably "squeeze"
for freshness or softness.

Did you know that bread is delivered
fresh to the stores five days a week?
These days are Monday, Tuesday,
Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Each
day has a different color twist-tie on
the bread. They are:


The colors go alphabetically by color as shown
above. This makes it very easy to remember.

(Place a post-it note in your wallet so you will not forget.)

Enjoy fresh bread by buying it with the right color when you shop!
(Bill R.)


Since the end of World War II, commencement ceremonies have been the
occasion for some of the most memorable and important speeches of our
time. Nowadays, people are looking star power, combined with the ability
to "amuse the grads."


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When my friend Larry isn't running his business, he can often be
found riding his bicycle. We're talking serious biking here, not just the
leisurely around-the-block stuff. He and his friends have covered a lot of
America on the their bicycles, conquering all kinds of challenges. Like big
hills, for example. Now, any of us who has ever ridden a bike knows that it'
s the hills that bite your leg muscles. As you're riding, you see this
mountain looming in front of you. OK, it's a hill, but your mind is thinking
"mountain." My friend told me a fundamental "big hill" principle that he has
discovered - and that he passes on to other bikers. "T! he longer you look,
the bigger it gets!"

You may be facing one of life's big hills right now - financially,
medically, in your family, or your ministry, your work. And right now you've
stopped pedaling, you're looking at how big that hill is - and the longer
you look, the bigger it's getting. And the weaker and more paralyzed you're

That must have been how God's ancient people felt when they looked
at the challenges of the land God had promised them - walled cities,
barbarian armies, intimidating giants, and a big piece of occupied ground.
God knows how we feel when we're staring at those big hills. In our word for
today from the Word of God - Deuteronomy 7, beginning in verse 17, God says:
"You may say to yourselves, 'These nations are stronger than we are. How can!
we drive them out?' Do not be terrified by them, for the Lord your God, who
is among you, is a great and awesome God. The Lord your God will drive out
those nations before you, little by little.'"

OK, first, you have to remember Who's going to conquer that hill -
it's not going to be you - so your limitations are not an issue here. It's
going to "the Lord your God." I love that phrase. "The Lord" - that's the
One who created and controls over a hundred billion galaxies! Then, "your
God." Yes! The Lord who rules the galaxies is my God. He is so big - and He'
s so close!

Secondly - as you're staring at that hill you've got in front of
you, remember how God is going to help you conquer this challenge - "little
by little." He's not going to do it all at once. He's asking you to take it
in bite-size ch! unks. Now, my bicycling friend says that rather than looking
at the top of the hill, he looks at the short distances in front of him.
That's how you conquer your hill. Jesus asks us to take up our cross, not
all at once, but "daily." (Luke 9:23) Your job is just to do today -
faithfully and positively.

The size of life's hills often keeps us from facing what we need to
be dealing with - issues in our family, our marriage, our spending, the care
of your body, that habit, or even something Jesus has been asking you to do
for Him. And the longer you look at the hill, the bigger it gets. But the
longer you look at the God you belong to, the bigger He gets. You've been
looking at the wrong thing - fixated on the problem or the challenge, or the
people, and missing the awesome size of your God!

Let today b! e Day One of you tackling that hill. Just look at the
short distance immediately in front of you - this one day. And open yourself
up to the strength of God that we only experience when we know we can't do
it. Look at the size of your Lord, not the size of your hill! Today's
looming challenge is going to be tomorrow's amazing conquest!
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Hi Folks, These type letters are normally in
our "Board of Directors" division however we thought
many of you would like a peek into what happens
over there on the 53rd floor. If you like lively
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We don't always agree with every letter & certainly
don't want to BASH the Catholic church because so
many pretty girls go to their schools. Ever notice???


Beware, for you are going to go to hell! Repent and become Catholic
RIGHT NOW!!! It is the ONLY way, and I mean ONLY!!!! Jesus
gave the power of GOD to Peter who founded the first church (Peter
means "rock" and his church is built on this "rock"-- and not your
shifty protestant sand) so that everyone could come to it to be
SAVED from HELL by his LOVING GRACE. This church is what
is nowadays known as the Roman Catholic Church, the only True
Church which can trace its roots back to JESUS HIMSELF!!!
This means that all off-shoots and spin-offs of this ONE TRUE
AND ORIGINAL CHURCH are actually regressions AWAY from
GOD and his LOVING STUPENDOUSNESS. Think about this for
a moment; why would you willingly move AWAY from GOD and his
ONLY TRUE CHURCH?? You have been led astray, but there is
still time to "get good with GOD". Become Catholic, you won't
regret it. The sacraments are very important and you should receive
GOD and THE HOLY SPIRIT into your worthless, soon-to-be-maggot-ridden
flesh everyday if possible, but at least once a week. It is the ONLY
way. Read the bible, it says so. Okay, I will pray for you.
Phil S. (M.S.U.)

Dear Phil S.,

Thanks for writing? Where or when did I say I was a Protestant?
You are trusting in a church to save you & I'm trusting in Jesus
Christ ALONE as presented in His Book. Remember that going
into a church (Presbyterian/Catholic/Baptist/Methodist/etc.) doesn't
make one a Christian any more than sticking one's head in an
oven makes one a COOKIE.

I appreciate your prayers but may I ask to whom you pray? Who's
name do you use to end the prayer?

As far as the "Rock" business - Peter had just stated that Jesus was
The Messiah & God's Son. Jesus then used a play on words in the
Greek to say: You are Peter (small rock) and upon this big rock/boulder
(Peter's statement) I will build MY CHURCH. He was going to build
His church on Peter's statement which is The Bible not some building
or group of men. By the way, did you happen to know that Peter
had a mother-n-law which means that he was married???

See Jesus instructions in His Book below where you see: Four important things to KNOW

Your Devoted Friend,

P.S. I would run from any church that claims to have a corner on the truth.
Heaven will be filled with many believers who once were Baptist, Catholics,
Mormons, Arabs, Jews, Presbyterians, Methodist. They will have been
asked only one question, "What did you personally do with your opportunity
to give your complete life to Jesus Christ & take Him up on his offer for
forgiveness of each's very own sins/mistakes/crimes/bad acts?

Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads
to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the
gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few
find it. --Matthew 7


Bishops to Vote on Sex Abuse Policy

DALLAS (AP) - Hoping to end a crisis they admit was of their
own making, America's Roman Catholic bishops appeared poised
Friday to approve a clerical sex abuse policy that would remove
all molesters from parish life and kick most abusers out of the priesthood.


Other comments about our friend Phi S. from the "FRIENDS" Division on the 53rd Floor:


I love your news letter, but I am writing today to
write back to Phil.


I want you to think of one thing. God is love, and if
your church teaches to judge others and tell them they
will "rot in hell" then I want nothing to do with your
religion, nor would most I would think. You talk of
the Bible, yet you judge when you know God is the only
one who should. Be careful what you say, the Bible
says that what men speak of is what comes from the
heart, and yours my friend is cloudy. Jesus is Lord,
not Catholicism. You are a fool, and I pray that you
ask Jesus Christ our Savior for forgiveness, for you
know not of what you are doing.

God Bless,


I often delete your e-mails, but today I deceided to read. I opened
a page to find many people bashing what you are doing, preaching
or openly discussing your love and faith in Christ. You mentioned
in rebute to a letter that you were going to hell that you would not
go to a church that says they corner the truth on religion and that
you simply believe in Jesus. AMEN to that!!! For years I had been
surronded by Babtist who were confinced I was going to Hell, but I
know that my faith and love for Jesus is all I need.


Interesting letter from Phil S. He seems (as you pointed out) to put his
faith in his church and not his Saviour. I've been studying the passage
that he quotes from for several weeks. (Matt. 16:13-20) A couple things
have stood out to me in this passage. 1.) Peter's confession was at a
place called Caesarea Philippi (sic). This place, at the foot of Mt Hermon,
was known for it's paganism in the ancient Greek world. In fact it was
where the fertility god Pan was said to come and go, through the fast
flowing spring that came out of the rock base of Mt. Hermon, to the
nether world. Much depravity and immorality went on at CP and it could
be looked at as the gates of hell. It was named this by Herod Phillip in
honor of Cesaer and himself. 2.) When Peter made his confession, it
was clearly pointed out by Jesus that what he said wasn't from man's i
nfluence rather from God Himself. 3.) The rock that many biblical
scholars believe Jesus was referring to was metaphorically those rocks
that the stream flowed out of or the gates of hell, not any one person or
church as Phil suggests. 4.) Verse 19 can be looked at as simply this;
whatever we do for God and the Kingdom here on earth your heavenly r
eward (above and beyond heaven itself) will be compounded in heaven.
I would add to your statement that His church was going to built on The
Bible, but also on the faith of the believers to spread this great news.
We, those faithful believers in Jesus are to go out into the world or
"the gates of hell" and beat against it for as long as it takes. Jesus
has already told us that they won't prevail against us!!

Keep up the good work, keep beating against those gates of hell.

Steve J


Howdy--today for the first time in several days, I opened your site--
accidentally kind of. Several comments were on today from people
and you said they can unsubscribe if they want. I will only believe
you when you let me do that! I've tried and tried, following directions,
and yet you are still there constantly. Not that I disagree entirely with
what you say--and sometimes it's been quite interesting. (I'm Catholic,
too, by the way.) I say "too" because one of your communications today
said they were, and it was a rather nasty letter to you. I apologize for that
as I like to think today's average Catholic does not criticize other religions!
And so, even though your site can be interesting, mainly I want to receive it
no longer primarily because I don't have time, and it goes on and on sometimes--
very lengthy--and I use my email mostly for business and get enough emails that
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Dear Howdy:

Bravo on your reply to Phil, the Catholic who believes only Catholics will
be the only ones in Heaven. If that is the case it may just be a desolate
area. I ask him if his religion is SO GREAT, why is it crumbling? Will the
child molesting priest be sitting next to Jesus at the throne? What about
the Catholics in Jesus days. Will the murders that killed Christians be
there as well? I ask this of Phil. Are all Catholics as hateful as he?
Sounds more like another religion we are leaning so much about.
Phil, have you considered Islam?

teri in tx



Your scaring me man! Not for my salvation because I have given
my life to Jesus Christ, I have been saved but for your salvation.
There are a ton of denominations or religions that believe you have
to belong to "THEIR" church to be saved (Mormons, Seventh-day
Adventist, Church of Christ, Holiness Church, Jehovah Witness),
but this is not so. The church is also know as the "body of Christ."
The body of Christ is made up of those who have given there lives
to Jesus. No matter what your denomination or religion may be, if
you have given your life to Christ then you are part of the body.

Acts 20:28
Therefore take heed to yourselves and to all the flock, among
which the Holy Spirit has made you overseers, to shepherd the
church of God which He purchased with His own blood.

Who did Jesus die for? He died for the world that no one should
perish, but have everlasting life. Christ died for you and me not
for a building with four walls.

Romans 12:4-5
For as we have many members in one body, but all the members
do not have the same function, so we, being many, are one body
in Christ, and individually members of one another.

1 Corinthians 12:27
Now you are the body of Christ, and members individually.

There will be many people of many different beliefs in heaven not
because of their or man's doctrine, but because they believed in
Jesus as their Lord and Savior. There are many things in the bible
that we don't know for CERTAIN, but the one thing in God's word we
know for certain is that there is only one way to heaven and that is
through the redempting blood of Christ.

Romans 10:9
That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe
in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.


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1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist,
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I don't think I've ever "teared up" during a President's State
of the Union Address to Congress - until one unforgettable
moment during President George W. Bush's State of the
Union early in 2005. For me, it had absolutely nothing to
do with politics. It was an intensely human moment that
almost transcended politics. At one point in his speech,
he paid tribute to the Iraqi people for their courage in
going to the polls in the face of incredible danger. Then,
the President introduced a guest that was sitting in the
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an Iraqi freedom activist for eleven years - since Saddam
Hussein had her father executed. She stood with her
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by the standing ovation from everyone in the chamber.

And then few moments later, the President paid tribute
to the soldiers who had died in Iraq and then to their
grieving families. At that point, he introduced a couple
seated behind the woman from Iraq - their Marine son
had died in the Fallujah campaign. They stood as
representatives of all those families who had lost a
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Singing In The Rain

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Blueberry Hill

A Taste Of Honey - clip

(I Left My Heart) In San Francisco - clip

Take The 'A' Train - clip

Hello, Dolly! - clip

Peggy Sue - clip

Theme From Peter Gunn - clip

Song from Moulin Rouge


Ebb Tide

Tara's Theme from Gone with the Wind

Around the World in 80 Days

Breakfast at Tiffany's


The Way We Were

You Do Something to Me



A Foggy Day



Arrivederci Roma

Theme from Moulin Rouge II

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Rhapsody in Blue

Sleepy Lagoon

My Foolish Heart

Lisbon Antigua

La Mer

April in Portugal

Because of You

Poor People of Paris

Unchained Melody

Stranger on the Shore


Maple Leaf Rag

Voices of Spring

Emperor Waltz

Radetzky March

Water Music (Excerpt) George Frideric Handel

Finale - William Tell Overture

Overture - My Fair Lady

The Rain in Spain

The Lonely Bull - Herb Alpert

Tijuana Taxi - Herb Alpert

The Happy Whistler

So Rare

Mona Lisa

Ghost Riders in the Sky

Walk, Don't Run

Wonderland by Night

Canadian Sunset

Blue Tango

The Happy Wanderer

Down Yonder

Midnight in Moscow

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Dueling Banjoes II

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My Foolish Heart

Don't Know Much






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Sing A Song

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We've Only Just Begun

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Only You

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San Francisco

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Rags To Riches

The Good Life

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All Of Me

Thank Heaven For Little Girls

Beyond The Sea

Everybody Loves

Return To Me

That's Amore

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Love Me With All Your Heart

If I Give My Heart To You

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See The USA

My Prayer

You Always Hurt

Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Love Me Tender

Its Now Or Never

Old Shep

Dont Be Cruel

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A Fool Such As I

You'll Never Know


I'm Yours

Wish You Were Here

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My Prayer

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Great Pretender

Harbor Lights

Little Darlin'


No Other Love

Magic Moments

Till The End Of Time

Dont Let The Stars

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Back In The Saddle

You Always Hurt

When I Fall

When A Man

True Love



In The Mood

A Taste Of Honey

The Lonely Bull

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This Guys In Love With You

What Now My Love

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You've Gotta Have Heart


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Love Is...


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Thanks For The Memories

Too Young


Never On Sunday

Yellow Rose Of Texas


My Little Corner

Speak Low

Moments To Remember


Be My Love

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A Certain Smile

Chances Are

Not For Me To Say

Stranger On The Shore

I'll Be Seeing You

Cherry Pink


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Last Date

Naughty Lady

Til I Kissed You

All I Have To Do Is Dream

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Ghost Riders In The Sky

The Happy Wanderer


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Band Of Gold

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The Wayward Wind

P.S. I Love You

Harbor Lights

Ebb Tide

Lime Light

Green Door

My Heart Cries

Down Yonder

Silvana Mangano Anna

Does Your Chewing Gum?

Grand Night For Singing

Purple People Eater

Orange Blossom Special

I'll Get By

'Til Then

Katie At UNC

Love Letters

As Time Goes By

Cheek To Cheek

Mission Impossible

The Way You Look Tonight


Glad To Be An American

Battle Hymn Of The Republic

How Great Thou Art

Have Thine Own Way

Beyond The Sunset

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He's Got The Whole World

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El Paso

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Sixteen Tons

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Only The Lonely


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* * * Four important things to KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.

D I S C L A I M E R If someone should ask if it's legal to download songs
found on various non-commercial sites, such as this one.

Well, I'm neither a lawyer nor a technician,
and I've begun to wonder if it was legal for
us to tape music off the radio back when
tape recorders first came into being.

And were we committing a crime when we recorded
a movie shown on TV with our VCRs? And was it
really legal to buy a dual-deck recorder for the
express purpose of duplicating cassettes?

My answer to all of the above is, "I don't know."

Nonetheless, here is a formal statement in
some kind of legalize that appears to apply
to this kind of file availability:

The songs on this site are copyrighted by their respective artists and are placed here
for evaluation purposes only. No profits or sales are made on this site from their use.

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