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By Dr. Howdy, Ph.D.
A.P.E., N.U.T.

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April Showers Puzzle


If April showers bring May flowers -
What do May flowers bring???

1) June Brides
2) Summer

3) Other

Find Answer Way Below!!!


Who, What, Or Where Is This?


1. More than three million people come to see me each year.

2. I'm found in California.

3. When I was shot by Ansel Adams, I didn't feel a thing.

4. Conservational John Muir and I are pictured on the new California
state quarter.

5. My 'bridal veil' is all wet.

6. I'm home to a walk-through giant sequoia tree.

7. I think a half dome is better than none.

8. A gun-toting cartoon character named 'Sam' shares my name.

9. In 1864 Abraham Lincoln signed a bill that helped preserve me.

10. I became official in 1890.

Think you know the answer? Take a guess, then scroll down & see. . .




My brother wants me to find him a summer job.
He asked me to check with my boss, my friends,
my business associates. Then he asked me to
run off 100 copies of his resume, call up the
employment agencies, and write an ad for
the Positions Wanted section of the newspaper.
I asked him what he wanted to call himself in the ad.

He said, "A self-starter!"






Truth in advertising!




Merck Medical Manual Online


Albert Schweitzer carried it to Africa in 1913; Adm. Richard Byrd took
one to the South Pole in 1929; what was it? The Merck Medical Manual,
which remains one of the world's most widely used textbooks on medicine.
It is now available free online.


(Tks: Lisa)


UNC Grad


A UNC grad had a leak in the roof over his dining room,
so he
called a repairman to take a look at it. "When did
you first
notice the leak?" the repairman inquired.

The grad scowled. "Last night, when it took me two hours
finish my soup!"


CyberOffice Humor



CyberPuzzle For UNC Students



CyberMaze For UNC Students




Q: Did you hear about the robbery in the laundry room?
A: Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.


UNC Football Humor

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Standing on the sidelines during a football practice at UNC,
I saw one of the players take a hard hit. He tumbled to the
ground and didn't move. We grabbed our first-aid gear and
rushed out onto the field.

The coach picked up the young man's hand and urged, "Son,
can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no."


UNC Is Funny
Cyber Humor


Did you hear about the dyslexic UNC student
who went to a toga party dressed as a goat?

Tks: Marcus Brigstocke


Web Humor


"I was walking the streets of Glasgow the other week and
I saw this sign: 'This door is alarmed.' I said to myself:
'How do you think I feel?'"
--Arnold Brown




I don't understand these complaints about the postal service.
Time was, you could put a two-cent stamp on a letter and mail
it, and it would arrive at its destination in two days. Now
you put a thirty-seven-cent stamp on a letter and it can
take four to five weeks to arrive. Still only a penny a day!



Between A Woman And Her God


What's downright deplorable is that so many of these people who claim to
speak for their faiths are speaking only for themselves. Much is based on
feelings; very little is based on fact, reason, or certainly not on
doctrine. One member of the group, Reverend Dr. Roselyn Smith-Withers,

states, "If [abortion] is the decision a woman has to make, I believe firmly
that God is with her in that moment." I believe that too. But I don't believe
that that means that God approves of a decision that explicitly violates His
revealed truth about the value of human life.

The trap this group has fallen into is a trap that poses a danger to all
Christians. We're all sometimes tempted to claim that what seems right
to us
must be what God wants. The lesson of the book BETWEEN A
that abortion can be justified in God's eyes --
it can't be. The lesson is that
some people will go to any lengths to justify
what they want.



UNC CyberHumor


A widowered old prof at UNC was in his golden years, but that didn't stop
him from
trying to pick up the younger ladies. He went to the university
sat down at a table with a very pretty student who was eating
alone and said,
"Where have you been all my life?"

The young lady took one glance at him and said,
"For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."


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Someone Took This Picture Of Howdy
On The Way To Work






Whatever Happened???


Whatever happened to Jesus' disciples???
Click on picture for answer!!!


Pornography and the Integrity of Marriage


Two distinctions mark the present age from previous eras.
First, pornography has been so mainstreamed through
advertising, commercial images, entertainment, and everyday
life, that what would have been illegal just a few decades ago
is now taken as common dress, common entertainment,
and unremarkable sensuality. Second, explicit eroticism--
complete with pornographic images, narrative, and symbolism--
is now celebrated as a cultural good in some sectors of the society.
Pornography, now reported to be the seventh-largest business in
America, claims its own icons and public figures. Hugh Hefner,
founder of Playboy, is considered by many Americans to be a
model of entrepreneurial success, sexual pleasure, and a liberated
lifestyle. The use of Hugh Hefner as a spokesman by a family-based
hamburger chain in California indicates something of how pornography
itself has been mainstreamed in the culture.


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Jesus and The Da Vinci Code

How Can I Know God???

Tales of Narnia

Answering Islam

The Da Vinci Code

A Short Look At Six World Religions

Bible - God's Word in different languages...

Bible Study Info

Christian Web Info

Don't Be Left Behind

For The University Crowd

Hard Questions Answered

How to become a Christian

Mr. Contoversial

Great For Kids

Stories For Kids

Bible Knowledge Challenge

The Young Earth Club

Who Is Jesus???

Christian Apologetics

Christian Web Info

God Bless The USA

Great Christians In History

History of American Christianity

Bible Instructions


Dr. Ben Haden

Bible Search Tools

Kids For Truth

Lincoln - A Christian

Mission To America

One Place For Learning

Our Daily Bread

President Lincoln

Red Skelton's Pledge of Allegiance

Intellectual Takeout

Evangelical Viewpoint

Dr. John Vernon McGee

Insight For Living

Turning Point

Outstanding Bible Teacher

Dr. Tony Evans

Listen To The Bible

Is Jesus God?

Great Bible Teaching

*America - Why I Love Her - Big John Wayne*

The Church & Israel

How To Become A Christian

*Watch The Jesus Movie*


Your very own library

Muhammad or Jesus???

Why The U.S.A. Is At War - 1

Why The U.S.A. Is At War - 2

Christian Women

Is Jesus God?

Statement Of What Howdy Believes!!!

Bible Crosswords

Great Bible Teacher

All About Cults

Religion Comparison

The Relationship of the Church to Israel

Just For Guys

Church History

***Watch The Jesus Movie***
{Many Languages}

Music That Ho Enjoys

God Bless America - Kate Smith

Military Music

Boston Pops: God Bless America

This Land Is Your Land

Blue Moon

Say A Prayer

Hawaii Five O


The Battle Of New Orleans

Beverly Hillbillies

Indiana Jones

James Bond



Mission Impossible

Peter Gunn


Singing In The Rain

Star Wars

Top Gun

Peggy Sue



Chuck Berry

Rock Around The Clock

Dueling Guitars

Blueberry Hill

A Taste Of Honey - clip

(I Left My Heart) In San Francisco - clip

Take The 'A' Train - clip

Hello, Dolly! - clip

Peggy Sue - clip

Theme From Peter Gunn - clip

Song from Moulin Rouge


Ebb Tide

Tara's Theme from Gone with the Wind

Around the World in 80 Days

Breakfast at Tiffany's


The Way We Were

You Do Something to Me



A Foggy Day



Arrivederci Roma

Theme from Moulin Rouge II

Stardust - Big Band



Rhapsody in Blue

Sleepy Lagoon

My Foolish Heart

Lisbon Antigua

La Mer

April in Portugal

Because of You

Poor People of Paris

Unchained Melody

Stranger on the Shore


Maple Leaf Rag

Voices of Spring

Emperor Waltz

Radetzky March

Water Music (Excerpt) George Frideric Handel

Finale - William Tell Overture

Overture - My Fair Lady

The Rain in Spain

The Lonely Bull - Herb Alpert

Tijuana Taxi - Herb Alpert

The Happy Whistler

So Rare

Mona Lisa

Ghost Riders in the Sky

Walk, Don't Run

Wonderland by Night

Canadian Sunset

Blue Tango

The Happy Wanderer

Down Yonder

Midnight in Moscow

Crazy Medley


That's for Me

Quiet Village

Harbor Lights

Dueling Banjoes II

Autumn Leaves

My Foolish Heart

Don't Know Much






Close To You

Rainy Days & Mondays

Sing A Song

Yesterday Once More

We've Only Just Begun

Goodbye To Love

Only You

As Time Goes By

As Time Goes By II

As Time Goes By - Original

After Loving

San Francisco

Stranger In Paradise

Mrs. Howdy

Rags To Riches

The Good Life

Hello Dolly

All Of Me

Thank Heaven For Little Girls

Beyond The Sea

Everybody Loves

Return To Me

That's Amore

Autumn Leaves

Love Me With All Your Heart

If I Give My Heart To You

Autumn Leaves II

Autumn Leaves III

See The USA

My Prayer

You Always Hurt

Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Love Me Tender

Its Now Or Never

Old Shep

Dont Be Cruel

When I Fall In Love

When I Fall In Love II

When I Fall In Love III

A Fool Such As I

You'll Never Know


I'm Yours

Wish You Were Here

Lady Of Spain


It's Magic

Secret Love

This Magic Moment

My Prayer

Twilight Time

Great Pretender

Harbor Lights

Little Darlin'


No Other Love

Magic Moments

Till The End Of Time

Dont Let The Stars

Overture - Barber of Seville

Back In The Saddle

You Always Hurt

When I Fall

When A Man

True Love



In The Mood

A Taste Of Honey

The Lonely Bull

Lollipops And Roses

This Guys In Love With You

What Now My Love

Three Coins In The Fountain

You've Gotta Have Heart


Stranger In Paradise II

Love Is...


Georgia On My Mind

Sentimental Over You

Thanks For The Memories

Too Young


Never On Sunday

Yellow Rose Of Texas


My Little Corner

Speak Low

Moments To Remember


Be My Love

Embassy Waltz


A Certain Smile

Chances Are

Not For Me To Say

Stranger On The Shore

I'll Be Seeing You

Cherry Pink


Moonlight Serenade

Last Date

Naughty Lady

Til I Kissed You

All I Have To Do Is Dream

Dixie Land Band

Ghost Riders In The Sky

The Happy Wanderer


Santa Catalina

Band Of Gold

Auld Lang Syne

The Wayward Wind

P.S. I Love You

Harbor Lights

Ebb Tide

Lime Light

Green Door

My Heart Cries

Down Yonder

Silvana Mangano Anna

Does Your Chewing Gum?

Grand Night For Singing

Purple People Eater

Orange Blossom Special

I'll Get By

'Til Then

Katie At UNC

Love Letters

As Time Goes By

Cheek To Cheek

Mission Impossible

The Way You Look Tonight


Glad To Be An American

Battle Hymn Of The Republic

How Great Thou Art

Have Thine Own Way

Beyond The Sunset

Amazing Grace

He's Got The Whole World

Peace In The Valley

How Great Thou Art II

Stars & Stripes Forever

Tennessee Waltz

Beverly Hillbillies Theme

El Paso

Happy Trails

Big John

Sixteen Tons

Which Doctor?

Wonderful! Wonderful!



The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Mr. Sandman

Bad Leroy

Only The Lonely


Magnificent 7

Magnificent 7 - II


I Walk The Line

God loves you so much that He died for you!!!


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Verse of the Day

* * * Four important things to KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.

D I S C L A I M E R If someone should ask if it's legal to download songs
found on various non-commercial sites, such as this one.

Well, I'm neither a lawyer nor a technician,
and I've begun to wonder if it was legal for
us to tape music off the radio back when
tape recorders first came into being.

And were we committing a crime when we recorded
a movie shown on TV with our VCRs? And was it
really legal to buy a dual-deck recorder for the
express purpose of duplicating cassettes?

My answer to all of the above is, "I don't know."

Nonetheless, here is a formal statement in
some kind of legalize that appears to apply
to this kind of file availability:

The songs on this site are copyrighted by their respective artists and are placed here
for evaluation purposes only. No profits or sales are made on this site from their use.

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