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Friday
April Showers Puzzle
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If April showers bring May flowers - What do May flowers bring???
1) June Brides 2) Summer 3) Other
Find Answer Way Below!!!
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Who, What, Or Where Is This? CyberRiddle
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1. More than three million people come to see me each year.
2. I'm found in California.
3. When I was shot by Ansel Adams, I didn't feel a thing.
4. Conservational John Muir and I are pictured on the new California state quarter.
5. My 'bridal veil' is all wet.
6. I'm home to a walk-through giant sequoia tree.
7. I think a half dome is better than none.
8. A gun-toting cartoon character named 'Sam' shares my name.
9. In 1864 Abraham Lincoln signed a bill that helped preserve me.
10. I became official in 1890.
Think you know the answer? Take a guess, then scroll down & see. . .
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My brother wants me to find him a summer job. He asked me to check with my boss, my friends, my business associates. Then he asked me to run off 100 copies of his resume, call up the employment agencies, and write an ad for the Positions Wanted section of the newspaper. I asked him what he wanted to call himself in the ad.
He said, "A self-starter!"
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Thursday
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Truth in advertising!
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Merck Medical Manual Online
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Albert Schweitzer carried it to Africa in 1913; Adm. Richard Byrd took one to the South Pole in 1929; what was it? The Merck Medical Manual, which remains one of the world's most widely used textbooks on medicine. It is now available free online.
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UNC Grad
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A UNC grad had a leak in the roof over his dining room, so he called a repairman to take a look at it. "When did you first notice the leak?" the repairman inquired.
The grad scowled. "Last night, when it took me two hours to finish my soup!"
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CyberOffice Humor
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CyberPuzzle For UNC Students
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CyberMaze For UNC Students
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Wednesday
Q: Did you hear about the robbery in the laundry room? A: Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.
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UNC Football Humor
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Standing on the sidelines during a football practice at UNC, I saw one of the players take a hard hit. He tumbled to the ground and didn't move. We grabbed our first-aid gear and rushed out onto the field.
The coach picked up the young man's hand and urged, "Son, can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no."
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UNC Is Funny Cyber Humor
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Did you hear about the dyslexic UNC student who went to a toga party dressed as a goat?
Tks: Marcus Brigstocke
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Web Humor
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"I was walking the streets of Glasgow the other week and I saw this sign: 'This door is alarmed.' I said to myself: 'How do you think I feel?'" --Arnold Brown
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Cyber-Mail
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I don't understand these complaints about the postal service. Time was, you could put a two-cent stamp on a letter and mail it, and it would arrive at its destination in two days. Now you put a thirty-seven-cent stamp on a letter and it can take four to five weeks to arrive. Still only a penny a day!
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Between A Woman And Her God
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What's downright deplorable is that so many of these people who claim to speak for their faiths are speaking only for themselves. Much is based on feelings; very little is based on fact, reason, or certainly not on religious doctrine. One member of the group, Reverend Dr. Roselyn Smith-Withers, states, "If [abortion] is the decision a woman has to make, I believe firmly that God is with her in that moment." I believe that too. But I don't believe that that means that God approves of a decision that explicitly violates His own revealed truth about the value of human life.
The trap this group has fallen into is a trap that poses a danger to all Christians. We're all sometimes tempted to claim that what seems right to us must be what God wants. The lesson of the book BETWEEN A WOMAN AND HER GOD isn't that abortion can be justified in God's eyes -- it can't be. The lesson is that some people will go to any lengths to justify what they want.
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UNC CyberHumor
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A widowered old prof at UNC was in his golden years, but that didn't stop him from trying to pick up the younger ladies. He went to the university cafeteria, sat down at a table with a very pretty student who was eating alone and said, "Where have you been all my life?"
The young lady took one glance at him and said, "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
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Someone Took This Picture Of Howdy On The Way To Work
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Whatever Happened???
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Whatever happened to Jesus' disciples??? Click on picture for answer!!!
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Pornography and the Integrity of Marriage CyberThought
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Two distinctions mark the present age from previous eras. First, pornography has been so mainstreamed through advertising, commercial images, entertainment, and everyday life, that what would have been illegal just a few decades ago is now taken as common dress, common entertainment, and unremarkable sensuality. Second, explicit eroticism-- complete with pornographic images, narrative, and symbolism-- is now celebrated as a cultural good in some sectors of the society. Pornography, now reported to be the seventh-largest business in America, claims its own icons and public figures. Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy, is considered by many Americans to be a model of entrepreneurial success, sexual pleasure, and a liberated lifestyle. The use of Hugh Hefner as a spokesman by a family-based hamburger chain in California indicates something of how pornography itself has been mainstreamed in the culture.