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UNC Humor


Did you happen to hear about the UNC*
grad who
invented a metric cookie???

He named it a "gram cracker."

*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., N.U.T., B.R.C.,
(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State U.




Wise Words From A Former President


Our faith teaches that there is no safer reliance than upon the God
of our fathers, who has so singularly favored the American people
in every national trial, and who will not forsake us so long as we
obey His commandments and walk humbly in His footsteps.

--President William McKinley


Bing Crosby


Born May 2, 1903
Died: October 14, 1977

Actor, Singer. He is best remembered for his many "Road"
movies with costar Bob Hope, for such classic movies as
"Going My Way," "White Christmas," and for such songs as
"White Christmas." When one of his songs became successful
on the radio in 1931, it brought him to the attention of
Hollywood. Paramount Pictures included him in the movie,
"The Big Broadcast of 1932," and his relaxed, low key style
hit just the right note with the audience, making him a star.
In 1940, Crosby was teamed with his friend, Bob Hope, in
"The Road to Singapore" and the combination of jokes, songs,
romance, burlesque and exotic locations (it was actually
filmed in Hollywood, not in Singapore), made the pair a hit.
In the film "Holiday Inn," he sang Irving Berlin's "White
Christmas" and it went on to become one of the biggest
selling records for the next 50 years. Crosby died of a
heart attack on a golf course in Madrid, Spain, in 1977.




From Howdy


Calling PETA




Stranded For Months


A ragged individual stranded for months on a small desert
island in the middle of the Pacific one day noticed a bottle
lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to
the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands
withdrew the message. "Due to lack of activity," he read,
"we have regretfully found it necessary to cancel your e-mail


Steps To Personal Peace

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Adopting A New Baby


Two recently married UNC grads were delighted when their
long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center
called and told them that there was a wonderful Russian baby
boy available. The couple accepted him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by
the UNC campus so they each could enroll in night courses.

After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk inquired,
"What ever possessed you to study Russian?"

The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby.
In a year or so, when he begins to talk, we want to be able
to understand him."




The Verdict


After a trial had been going on for three days, Finley, the
man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached
the judge's bench. "Your Honor, I would like to change my
plea from 'innocent' to 'guilty' of the charges."

The judge angrily banged his fist on the desk. "If you're
guilty, why didn't you say so in the first place and save
this court a lot of time and inconvenience?" he demanded.

Finley looked up wide-eyed and stated, "Well, when the
trial started I thought I was innocent, but that was before
I heard all the evidence against me."


Music of Poetry Word Quiz


There's music in words, especially in the cadences of poetry,
from which the verbs in this quiz come. How many do you know?

1. vegetate - A: to be passive. B: be health conscious.
C: eat no meat. D: rest.

2. sedate - A: to calm. B: give up. C: sit. D: keep under

3. stipulate - A: to undertake. B: be firm. C: specify.
D: fasten tightly.

4. acclimate - A: to moderate. B: acquire. C: reach a climax.
D: adapt to.

5. berate - A: to underestimate. B: scold. C: make the cry
of a donkey. D: classify.

6. relegate - A: to control by rules. B: act as a spokesman.
C: put off or delay. D: send away.

7. equivocate - A: to stir up. B: be evasive. C: balance out.
D: see all sides of a question.

8. renovate - A: to change. B: restore. C: replace.
D: examine.

9. precipitate - A: to cause to happen. B: leap. C: clarify.
D: make public.

10. exonerate - A: to become larger. B: free from blame.
C: compliment excessively. D: destroy utterly.

11. innovate - A: to give courage to. B: study the cosmos.
C: re-establish. D: introduce something new.

12. extrapolate - A: to firm up. B: estimate. C: remove from.
D: add to.

13. satiate - A: to desire. B: be cruel. C: use ridicule.
D: glut.

14. recapitulate - A: to surrender. B: be indecisive.
C: summarize. D: retract.

15. undulate - A: to quiver and quake. B: move in waves.
C: revolve around. D: become seasick.

16. gesticulate - A: to frown. B: develop slowly. C: make
expressive gestures. D: pronounce distinctly.

17. immolate - A: to offer in sacrifice. B: keep from moving.
C: immerse completely. D: shield from.

18. militate - A: to challenge. B: lay down the law.
C: arbitrate. D: influence against.

19. crenelate - A: to wrinkle. B: notch. C: decorate with
ribbons. D: do brain studies.

20. perpetuate - A: to cause to continue. B: sulk.
C: impose. D: bring about.

(Answers are located below)




1) whinge winj (intransitive verb)
: to complain annoyingly or continuously about something
perceived as relatively unimportant

From Old English hwinsian "to whine." Ultimately an
imitation of the sound of a whining dog.

2) trouvaille troo vii (noun)
: something interesting, amusing, or beneficial discov-

From French, "a find."



New Book Titles


- The French Chef - by Sue Flay
- Unemployed - by Anita Job
- Off to Market - by Tobias A. Pigg
- I Lived in Detroit - by Helen Earth

- Inflammation, Please - by Arthur Itis
- Downpour! - by Wayne Dwops
- Cloning - by Ima Dubble
- Irish Flooring - by Lynn O'Leum

- Holmes Does it Again - by Scott Linyard
- Home Alone IV - by Eddie Buddyhome
- Neither a Borrower - by Nora Lender Bee
- The Scent of a Man - by Jim Nasium

- Is O. J. Guilty? - by Howard I. Know
- Animal Illnesses - by Ann Thrax
- French Overpopulation - by Francis Crowded
- House Construction - by Bill Jerome Home

- Lewis Carroll - by Alison Wonderland
- Leo Tolstoy - by Warren Peace
- The L. A. Lakers Breakfast - by Kareem O' Wheat
- Why Cars Stop - by M. T. Tank
- Wind in the Willows - by Russell Ingleaves

- Look Younger - by Fay Slift
- Mountain Climbing - by Andover Hand
- It's Springtime! - by Theresa Green
- No! - by Kurt Reply


The Real Star


How can a man or woman who makes an eight-figure wage
and lives in insane
luxury really be a star in today's world,
if by a "star" we mean someone
bright and powerful and
attractive as a role model?

Real stars are not riding around in the backs of limousines
or in Porsches
or getting trained in yoga or Pilates and eating
only raw fruit while they
have Vietnamese girls do their nails.
They can be interesting, nice people,
but they are not heroes
to me any longer.

A real star is the soldier of the 4th Infantry Division who poked
his head
into a hole on a farm near Tikrit, Iraq. He could have
been met by a bomb or
a hail of AK-47 bullets. Instead, he faced
an abject Saddam Hussein and the
gratitude of all of the decent
people of the world.


(Tks: Shirl)


"We're trapped on
the 106th floor"

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Howdy Skiing




While attending a marriage seminar on communication,
Morris and his wife listened to the instructor declare,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know the things
that are important to each other."

He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's
favorite flower?" Morris leaned over, touched his wife's arm
gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"


Lincoln Quote

"I believe the Bible is the best gift God has

ever given to man. All the good from the
Savior of the world is communicated to
us through this book."
-- President Abraham Lincoln




The Culture of Death
Looking Back at Terri Schiavo


Modern bioethics "has become a natural ally of the culture of death,"
rationalizing excruciating medical dilemmas and negotiating the value
of human life in an inevitably downward spiral.

Dr. McHugh argues that in Terri Schiavo's case, the culture of death
"won out over the hospice's culture of life, overwhelming by legal
means, and by the force of advanced social opinion, the moral and
medical command to choose life, to comfort the afflicted, and to
teach others how to do the same."

Dr. McHugh's conclusion is truly ominous. "The more this culture
continues to influence our thinking, the deeper are likely to become
the divisions within our society and within our families, the more
hardened our hatreds, and the more manifold our fears. More of
us will die prematurely; some of us will be persuaded that we want

Premature death, and the desire for the rationalization of death,
are hallmarks of a culture flirting with moral disaster. We are
indebted to Dr. Paul McHugh for his medical analysis and moral
courage. The real question is what we are now prepared to do
in confronting the culture of death. Now that Terri Schiavo is
dead, most Americans have moved on to other concerns.
Who will be next?


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Who Is Jesus???

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One Place For Learning

Our Daily Bread

President Lincoln

Red Skelton's Pledge of Allegiance

Intellectual Takeout

Evangelical Viewpoint

Dr. John Vernon McGee

Insight For Living

Turning Point

Outstanding Bible Teacher

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Is Jesus God?

Great Bible Teaching

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How To Become A Christian

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Christian Women

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Bible Crosswords

Great Bible Teacher

All About Cults

Religion Comparison

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Music That Ho Enjoys

God Bless America - Kate Smith

Military Music

Boston Pops: God Bless America

This Land Is Your Land

Blue Moon

Say A Prayer

Hawaii Five O


The Battle Of New Orleans

Beverly Hillbillies

Indiana Jones

James Bond



Mission Impossible

Peter Gunn


Singing In The Rain

Star Wars

Top Gun

Peggy Sue



Chuck Berry

Rock Around The Clock

Dueling Guitars

Blueberry Hill

A Taste Of Honey - clip

(I Left My Heart) In San Francisco - clip

Take The 'A' Train - clip

Hello, Dolly! - clip

Peggy Sue - clip

Theme From Peter Gunn - clip

Song from Moulin Rouge


Ebb Tide

Tara's Theme from Gone with the Wind

Around the World in 80 Days

Breakfast at Tiffany's


The Way We Were

You Do Something to Me



A Foggy Day



Arrivederci Roma

Theme from Moulin Rouge II

Stardust - Big Band



Rhapsody in Blue

Sleepy Lagoon

My Foolish Heart

Lisbon Antigua

La Mer

April in Portugal

Because of You

Poor People of Paris

Unchained Melody

Stranger on the Shore


Maple Leaf Rag

Voices of Spring

Emperor Waltz

Radetzky March

Water Music (Excerpt) George Frideric Handel

Finale - William Tell Overture

Overture - My Fair Lady

The Rain in Spain

The Lonely Bull - Herb Alpert

Tijuana Taxi - Herb Alpert

The Happy Whistler

So Rare

Mona Lisa

Ghost Riders in the Sky

Walk, Don't Run

Wonderland by Night

Canadian Sunset

Blue Tango

The Happy Wanderer

Down Yonder

Midnight in Moscow

Crazy Medley


That's for Me

Quiet Village

Harbor Lights

Dueling Banjoes II

Autumn Leaves

My Foolish Heart

Don't Know Much






Close To You

Rainy Days & Mondays

Sing A Song

Yesterday Once More

We've Only Just Begun

Goodbye To Love

Only You

As Time Goes By

As Time Goes By II

As Time Goes By - Original

After Loving

San Francisco

Stranger In Paradise

Mrs. Howdy

Rags To Riches

The Good Life

Hello Dolly

All Of Me

Thank Heaven For Little Girls

Beyond The Sea

Everybody Loves

Return To Me

That's Amore

Autumn Leaves

Love Me With All Your Heart

If I Give My Heart To You

Autumn Leaves II

Autumn Leaves III

See The USA

My Prayer

You Always Hurt

Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Love Me Tender

Its Now Or Never

Old Shep

Dont Be Cruel

When I Fall In Love

When I Fall In Love II

When I Fall In Love III

A Fool Such As I

You'll Never Know


I'm Yours

Wish You Were Here

Lady Of Spain


It's Magic

Secret Love

This Magic Moment

My Prayer

Twilight Time

Great Pretender

Harbor Lights

Little Darlin'


No Other Love

Magic Moments

Till The End Of Time

Dont Let The Stars

Overture - Barber of Seville

Back In The Saddle

You Always Hurt

When I Fall

When A Man

True Love



In The Mood

A Taste Of Honey

The Lonely Bull

Lollipops And Roses

This Guys In Love With You

What Now My Love

Three Coins In The Fountain

You've Gotta Have Heart


Stranger In Paradise II

Love Is...


Georgia On My Mind

Sentimental Over You

Thanks For The Memories

Too Young


Never On Sunday

Yellow Rose Of Texas


My Little Corner

Speak Low

Moments To Remember


Be My Love

Embassy Waltz


A Certain Smile

Chances Are

Not For Me To Say

Stranger On The Shore

I'll Be Seeing You

Cherry Pink


Moonlight Serenade

Last Date

Naughty Lady

Til I Kissed You

All I Have To Do Is Dream

Dixie Land Band

Ghost Riders In The Sky

The Happy Wanderer


Santa Catalina

Band Of Gold

Auld Lang Syne

The Wayward Wind

P.S. I Love You

Harbor Lights

Ebb Tide

Lime Light

Green Door

My Heart Cries

Down Yonder

Silvana Mangano Anna

Does Your Chewing Gum?

Grand Night For Singing

Purple People Eater

Orange Blossom Special

I'll Get By

'Til Then

Katie At UNC

Love Letters

As Time Goes By

Cheek To Cheek

Mission Impossible

The Way You Look Tonight


Glad To Be An American

Battle Hymn Of The Republic

How Great Thou Art

Have Thine Own Way

Beyond The Sunset

Amazing Grace

He's Got The Whole World

Peace In The Valley

How Great Thou Art II

Stars & Stripes Forever

Tennessee Waltz

Beverly Hillbillies Theme

El Paso

Happy Trails

Big John

Sixteen Tons

Which Doctor?

Wonderful! Wonderful!



The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Mr. Sandman

Bad Leroy

Only The Lonely


Magnificent 7

Magnificent 7 - II


I Walk The Line

God loves you so much that He died for you!!!


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Verse of the Day

* * * Four important things to KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.

D I S C L A I M E R If someone should ask if it's legal to download songs
found on various non-commercial sites, such as this one.

Well, I'm neither a lawyer nor a technician,
and I've begun to wonder if it was legal for
us to tape music off the radio back when
tape recorders first came into being.

And were we committing a crime when we recorded
a movie shown on TV with our VCRs? And was it
really legal to buy a dual-deck recorder for the
express purpose of duplicating cassettes?

My answer to all of the above is, "I don't know."

Nonetheless, here is a formal statement in
some kind of legalize that appears to apply
to this kind of file availability:

The songs on this site are copyrighted by their respective artists and are placed here
for evaluation purposes only. No profits or sales are made on this site from their use.

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