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By Dr. Howdy, Ph.D.
A.P.E., N.U.T.

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Christmas Riddle

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Who wrote this ancient prophecy???

For unto us a Child is born, Unto us a Son is given; And the
government will be upon His shoulder. And His name will be
called Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father,
Prince of Peace. Of the increase of His government and peace
There will be no end, Upon the throne of David and over His
kingdom, To order it and establish it with judgment and justice
from that time forward, even forever. The zeal of the Lord of
hosts will perform this.

1) Matthew
2) Luke
3) Peter
4) Other




I'll Be Home For Christmas


On October 4, 1943, Bing Crosby recorded "I'll Be Home
for Christmas" Within about a month the song hit the music
charts and remained there for eleven weeks. The following
year, the song reached number nineteen on the charts. It
touched a tender place in the hearts of Americans, both
soldiers and civilians, who were then in the depths of
World War II, and it earned Crosby his fifth gold record.
"I'll Be Home for Christmas" became the most requested
song at Christmas U.S.O. shows in both Europe and the
Pacific and Yank, the GI magazine, said Crosby accomplished
more for military morale than anyone else of that era.

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I'll be home for Christmas,
You can count on me.
Please have snow and mistletoe
And presents under the tree.

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Christmas Eve will find me,
Where the love light gleams.
I'll be home for Christmas,
If only in my dreams.

Christmas Eve will find me,
Where the love light gleams.
I'll be home for Christmas,
If only in my dreams.



Q: Why did the UNC* student eat the candle?
A: He needed a light refreshment.

*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., N.U.T., B.R.C.
(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.



Q: Why are UNC students immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: Because it only attacks the brain.


Two buffalo were standing on the range when a passing tourist said:
"Those are the mangiest, scroungiest, most moth-eaten miserable
beasts I have ever seen."

One of the buffalo turned to the other and said: "I think I just
heard a discouraging word."


Riddles For 12.2.5


1) My step is slow,
the snow's my breath,
I give the ground
a grinding death.
My marching makes
an end to me,
slain by sun or
drowned in sea.

What am I?

2) What comes next in this sequence:


3) Soldiers line up spaced with pride,
Two long rows lined side by side.
One sole unit can decide,
If the rows will unite or divide.
Tell me, tell me, scream it out.
What's the thing I talk about?

4) "Six kings" can be converted into what word?





For the past 30 years, students of psychiatrist
Dr. Armand Nicholi have been studying this
question. Nicholi teaches a Harvard course
on Sigmund Freud, the legendary founder of
psychoanalysis, and C.S. Lewis, the celebrated
writer who converted from atheism to Christianity.
The course was originally designed to be about
Freud’s philosophical views, but evolved into
a comparison of Freud and Lewis when many
of Nicholi’s students expressed their disagreement
with Freud and asked for some balance.

Why Lewis? First, to counter Freud’s adamant
unbelief obviously required someone whose faith
in God was just as deeply ingrained. More, it required
someone who was articulate in defending that faith.
C.S. Lewis is regarded by a growing number of people
as the most eloquent spokesman for Christianity in the
last century. And though he was 42 years younger than
Freud and probably never met him, Lewis knew Freud’s
views well — he had shared them for roughly half his life.



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Dear Friends,

There is now no condemnation for those
who are in Christ Jesus, because through
Christ Jesus the law of the Spirit of life in
Christ has set me free from the law of sin
& death.

Your Devoted Friend,



Getting Rid of What You've Hung Onto So Long

Our friend Joy has become a bit of an expert on moving.
Her husband is a career Air Force officer, and that means
seeing a lot of different places, having a lot of different
addresses, and seeing a lot of moving vans in your life.
We were talking the other day about their last move and
what she considered one of the greatest gifts she's ever
been given. It didn't have beautiful wrapping paper or
bows on it. In fact, it was a dumpster! That might not
sound all that exciting to you, but it was to her! She
and her family had so much stuff to move, and every -
thing they could get rid of, they didn't have to move.
Someone said to her, "I've got this dumpster I'd like
to loan to you for your move." Joy said she was over -
joyed! She said there was something so exciting about
the first thud of the first thing they threw into that dump -
ster. Then it was all about lots of thuds as they threw
away mountains of stuff. They couldn't wait to go get more.

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A UNC prof goes into a doctor's office.

Prof: Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me.

Doctor: Well, tell me your symptoms.

Prof: Well, everything hurts. When I touch my nose...
it hurts (touching nose), when I touch my leg... it hurts
(touching leg), when I touch my arm... it hurts (touching
arm)... It just hurts everywhere!

Doctor: Your finger's broken.


From Archives -
One of Howdy's Favorites

Two UNC grads are walking through the woods and come
across this big deep hole.

"Wow...that looks deep."

"Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."

They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise.

"WOW. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great
big rocks down there. Those should make a noise."

They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into
the hole and wait... and wait. Nothing.

They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look
on his face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a
railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT
sucker in, it's GOTTA make some noise."

The two drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not
a sound comes from the hole.

Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like
the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them,
running as fast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in
the air and into the hole.

The two men are astonished with what they've just seen...

Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and
ambles over. "Hey... you two guys seen my goat out here?"
bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen. It came running
crazy and just jumped into this hole!"

"Nah", says the farmer, "That couldn't have been MY goat.
My goat
was chained to a railroad tie."



Warning: Liberals please skip this article, it contains vulgarities (to you)...

On March 3, 1931, The Star Spangled Banner was adopted
by Congress as our National Anthem. Francis Scott Key
wrote it more than one hundred years earlier, after watching
the fierce Battle of Fort McHenry during the War of 1812.
Many know and appreciate the stirring words to the first

verse of the Anthem, but few are familiar with its inspirational
second verse:

O! thus be it ever when free men shall stand
Between their
loved home and the war's desolation;
Blest with vict'ry and
peace, may the Heav'n-rescued land
Praise the Pow'r that
hath made and preserved us a nation!

Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just;
And this
be our motto, "In God is our trust!"
And the star spangled
banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and
the home of the brave!

It is because of this verse that courts allowed to stand the
"In God We Trust" on our nation's currency. Had
it not been in
the national anthem, the courts undoubtedly
would have been forced
to declare it an unlawful act of the
government to promote religion.


I once had a cross-eyed teacher
who couldn't control her pupils.


Howdy recently ordered a cup of coffee
with no cream at a Chapel Hill restaurant.

The waitress replied, "I'm sorry, you'll
have to have it with no milk because
we're out of cream."


Visual Puns

Look at a picture, try to figure
out what it represents...


(Tks: Phil)

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God Bless America - Kate Smith

Military Music

Boston Pops: God Bless America

This Land Is Your Land

Blue Moon

Say A Prayer

Hawaii Five O


The Battle Of New Orleans

Beverly Hillbillies

Indiana Jones

James Bond



Mission Impossible

Peter Gunn


Singing In The Rain

Star Wars

Top Gun

Peggy Sue



Chuck Berry

Rock Around The Clock

Dueling Guitars

Blueberry Hill

A Taste Of Honey - clip

(I Left My Heart) In San Francisco - clip

Take The 'A' Train - clip

Hello, Dolly! - clip

Peggy Sue - clip

Theme From Peter Gunn - clip

Song from Moulin Rouge


Ebb Tide

Tara's Theme from Gone with the Wind

Around the World in 80 Days

Breakfast at Tiffany's


The Way We Were

You Do Something to Me



A Foggy Day



Arrivederci Roma

Theme from Moulin Rouge II

Stardust - Big Band



Rhapsody in Blue

Sleepy Lagoon

My Foolish Heart

Lisbon Antigua

La Mer

April in Portugal

Because of You

Poor People of Paris

Unchained Melody

Stranger on the Shore


Maple Leaf Rag

Voices of Spring

Emperor Waltz

Radetzky March

Water Music (Excerpt) George Frideric Handel

Finale - William Tell Overture

Overture - My Fair Lady

The Rain in Spain

The Lonely Bull - Herb Alpert

Tijuana Taxi - Herb Alpert

The Happy Whistler

So Rare

Mona Lisa

Ghost Riders in the Sky

Walk, Don't Run

Wonderland by Night

Canadian Sunset

Blue Tango

The Happy Wanderer

Down Yonder

Midnight in Moscow

Crazy Medley


That's for Me

Quiet Village

Harbor Lights

Dueling Banjoes II

Autumn Leaves

My Foolish Heart

Don't Know Much






Close To You

Rainy Days & Mondays

Sing A Song

Yesterday Once More

We've Only Just Begun

Goodbye To Love

Only You

As Time Goes By

As Time Goes By II

As Time Goes By - Original

After Loving

San Francisco

Stranger In Paradise

Mrs. Howdy

Rags To Riches

The Good Life

Hello Dolly

All Of Me

Thank Heaven For Little Girls

Beyond The Sea

Everybody Loves

Return To Me

That's Amore

Autumn Leaves

Love Me With All Your Heart

If I Give My Heart To You

Autumn Leaves II

Autumn Leaves III

See The USA

My Prayer

You Always Hurt

Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Love Me Tender

Its Now Or Never

Old Shep

Dont Be Cruel

When I Fall In Love

When I Fall In Love II

When I Fall In Love III

A Fool Such As I

You'll Never Know


I'm Yours

Wish You Were Here

Lady Of Spain


It's Magic

Secret Love

This Magic Moment

My Prayer

Twilight Time

Great Pretender

Harbor Lights

Little Darlin'


No Other Love

Magic Moments

Till The End Of Time

Dont Let The Stars

Overture - Barber of Seville

Back In The Saddle

You Always Hurt

When I Fall

When A Man

True Love



In The Mood

A Taste Of Honey

The Lonely Bull

Lollipops And Roses

This Guys In Love With You

What Now My Love

Three Coins In The Fountain

You've Gotta Have Heart


Stranger In Paradise II

Love Is...


Georgia On My Mind

Sentimental Over You

Thanks For The Memories

Too Young


Never On Sunday

Yellow Rose Of Texas


My Little Corner

Speak Low

Moments To Remember


Be My Love

Embassy Waltz


A Certain Smile

Chances Are

Not For Me To Say

Stranger On The Shore

I'll Be Seeing You

Cherry Pink


Moonlight Serenade

Last Date

Naughty Lady

Til I Kissed You

All I Have To Do Is Dream

Dixie Land Band

Ghost Riders In The Sky

The Happy Wanderer


Santa Catalina

Band Of Gold

Auld Lang Syne

The Wayward Wind

P.S. I Love You

Harbor Lights

Ebb Tide

Lime Light

Green Door

My Heart Cries

Down Yonder

Silvana Mangano Anna

Does Your Chewing Gum?

Grand Night For Singing

Purple People Eater

Orange Blossom Special

I'll Get By

'Til Then

Katie At UNC

Love Letters

As Time Goes By

Cheek To Cheek

Mission Impossible

The Way You Look Tonight


Glad To Be An American

Battle Hymn Of The Republic

How Great Thou Art

Have Thine Own Way

Beyond The Sunset

Amazing Grace

He's Got The Whole World

Peace In The Valley

How Great Thou Art II

Stars & Stripes Forever

Tennessee Waltz

Beverly Hillbillies Theme

El Paso

Happy Trails

Big John

Sixteen Tons

Which Doctor?

Wonderful! Wonderful!



The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Mr. Sandman

Bad Leroy

Only The Lonely


Magnificent 7

Magnificent 7 - II


I Walk The Line

God loves you so much that He died for you!!!


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* * * Four important things to KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.

D I S C L A I M E R If someone should ask if it's legal to download songs
found on various non-commercial sites, such as this one.

Well, I'm neither a lawyer nor a technician,
and I've begun to wonder if it was legal for
us to tape music off the radio back when
tape recorders first came into being.

And were we committing a crime when we recorded
a movie shown on TV with our VCRs? And was it
really legal to buy a dual-deck recorder for the
express purpose of duplicating cassettes?

My answer to all of the above is, "I don't know."

Nonetheless, here is a formal statement in
some kind of legalize that appears to apply
to this kind of file availability:

The songs on this site are copyrighted by their respective artists and are placed here
for evaluation purposes only. No profits or sales are made on this site from their use.

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