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Weekend Party Riddles' Answers
Rating:
7 right ...... You must be a State grad!
6 right ...... You must be a State student!
5 right ...... You must be a Duke student.
4 right ...... You must be a Harvard student.
3 right ...... You must be a Vanderbilt student.
2 right ...... You must be a UNC student.
1 right ...... You must be a UNC grad.
0 right ...... You must be a UNC prof.
1) I will help you with your writing,
Probably through me you will see,
But if you want to ship me,
You'll put me right inside of me.
I wear many different hats you know,
In construction plus I'm tracing,
I also do work for the board,
Lots of kids use me for a racing.
You can fold me, tear me,
Rip me without using all your might,
But be careful how you touch me,
I may give you my famous bite.
What Am I?
Answer: Paper
2) An old man said to a young man, "I have a daughter. She
has as many brothers as she has sisters. Each one of her
brothers has twice as many sisters as he has brothers.
How many sons and daughters do I have?"
Answer: The answer is: 3 sons and 4 daughters. The answer to this
problem can be found with a little algebra. Let S be the
number of sons and D be the number of daughters. From the
first statement, we have: S=(D-1). From the second statement
we have: 2(S - 1) = D. Solving for S and D gives S=3, D=4,
i.e. 4 daughters and 3 sons.
3) When you walk through the front door, you are in
the back. What is it?
Answer: Church or theater
4) My first is in add, but not in take,
My second's in joint, but not in steak,
My third is in stack, but not in heap,
My fourth is in thick, but not in deep,
My fifth is in veal, but not in lamb,
My sixth is in ounce, but not in dram,
My seventh's in smile, but not in frown,
My whole is a writer of highest renown.
Who am I?
Answer: Dickens - as in Charles...
5) What English word has three successive double letters?
Answer: Bookkeeper
6) A man asked his son what he wanted for his birthday. His
son couldn't decide, so he asked him what he wanted to be
when he grew up. His son replied, "either a mechanic or a
musician". What did the man buy his son for his birthday?
Answer: Brake Drum:O)
7) Out of the eater came forth meat,
and out of the strong came forth sweetness.
Answer: From the World's Best Seller - Judges 14
Hint: This is the only religious Book where we find
the wonderful truth: God loves you so much that He
died for you!!!
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