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Thursday
The Curtain Store
A UNC sophomore enters a store that sells
curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would
like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have
a large selection of pink curtains.
He shows her several patterns, but the student
seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asks what size curtains she needs.
The sophomore replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches? " asks the salesman.
"That sounds very small, what room are they for?"
The student tells him that they aren't for
a room, they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But, Miss,
computers do not have curtains!"
The student says, "Hellllooooooooo...
I've got Windows!"
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