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Weekend Party Riddle Answers 5.6.5
1) What is open when it is closed,
and closed when it is open?
Answer: Drawbridge
2) At a card game one of the players poses a question. "In
an ordinary deck of playing cards, two of the jacks have
two eyes and two of the Jacks have one yes. How many eyes
are on the four Jack cards?"
Answer: Since each Jack has two faces, the total number is 12.
3) A human female, extremely captious and given to opposed
behavior, was questioned as to the dynamic state of her
cultivated tract of land used for the production of various
types of flora. The tract components were enumerated as
argentous tone-producing agents, a rare species of oceanic
growth, and pulchritudinous young females situated in a
linear orientation.
Answer: Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle-shells,
And pretty maids all in a row.
4) Two people were crossing a bridge. One was the father
of the other ones' son. What was their relationship?
Answer: Husband & Wife
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