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Thursday
Ever Wonder What Would Happen
If Jesus Came The First Time In 2005?
If Jesus were to do His same ministry on earth over again in 2005 -
He would be wanted by...
...the FDA for turning water into wine without a license,
...the EPA for killing fig trees,
...the AMA for practicing medicine without a license,
...the Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising
the dead and for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness,
...the NEA for teaching without a certificate,
...OSHA for walking on water without a life-jacket and for flying
without an airplane,
...the SPCA and PITA for driving a herd of swine into the sea,
...the NATIONAL BOARD of PSYCHIATRISTS for giving advice on
how to live a guilt-free life,
...the NOW Group for not choosing a woman apostle,
...the INTER-FAITH MOVEMENT for condemning all other religions,
...and by the ZONING DEPT for building mansions without a permit.
...talk about politically incorrect!!!
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