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The E.Newspaper By Dr. Howdy, Ph.D. A.P.E., N.U.T.
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Thursday
Magic Lamp
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One night a UNC student found a magic lamp, picked it up, rubbed it and a Genie appeared. "Your wish is my command," said the Genie. "Well, there is one thing," the UNC student said. "Just name it," said the Genie.
"It's those UNC jokes. They are so demeaning to UNC grads everywhere, not just to me. I would like for UNC jokes to stop." "Consider it done," said the Genie. "UNC jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is something that I could do just for you."
"There is one more thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said the UNC student.
"Name it. Please," said the Genie.
"It's those M&M's," said the UNC student. "They're so hard to peel."