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The E.Newspaper By Dr. Howdy, Ph.D. A.P.E., N.U.T.
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Monday
The Mirror
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Three women, a State, a Duke and a UNC students, go into the ladies room at a newly opened Raleigh restaurant.
There is an attendant sitting by the door who tells them, "Be sure to check out the mirror we have installed. If you look in it and tell the truth, you will receive riches, but if you lie, it will suck you in where you will stay for eternity."
The Duke student looks in the mirror and says, "I think, of the three of us, I am by far the most beautiful." Cash and jewels are immediately there for her taking.
The State Student looks in the mirror and says, "I think, of the three of us, I am by far the most intelligent." There for her are the keys to a brand new Rolls Royce.
The UNC student looks in the mirror and says, "I think....SLUUUURP!