Howdy was recently walking through the jungle ** & found a huge dead dinosaur with a UNC* student standing beside it. Amazed, Howdy asked: "Did you kill that?". The UNC student said "Yes."
Howdy asked "How could a little guy like you killa huge beast like that?"
Said the student: "I killed it with my club." Howdy, astonished, asked: "How big is your club?" The UNC student replied: "There's about 60 of us."
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*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., B.S. B.R.C.
(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.
**Not P.C. -
Please replace with "Rain Forrest"!!!
- The Board
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