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Christmas Riddles
The following are alternate titles for several well-known
Christmas songs. See how many you can guess!!!!
1. Oh, member of the round table with missing areas.
2. Boulder of the tinkling metal spheres.
3. Vehicular homicide was committed on Dad's Mom
....by a precipitous darling.
4. Wanted in December, two forward incisors.
5. The apartment of two psychiatrist...
6. The lad is a diminutive percussionist.
7. Tintinnabulation of vacillating pendulums in
.....inverted metallic resonant cups.
8. Embellish the interior passageways.
9. Cup-shaped instruments fashioned of a whitish
.....metallic element.
10. Small municipality in Judea, southeast of Jerusalem.
11. Far off in a hay bin.
12. We are Kong, Lear, and Nat Cole. .
13. Duodecimal enumeration of the passage of the
......Yuletide season. .
14. Proceed forth declaring upon a specific geological
......alpine formation.
15. Jovial Yuletide desired for the second person
......singular or plural by us.
16. The Yuletide preceding all others. .
17. As the guardians of the wooly animals protected
......their charges in the dark hours.
18. An emotion excited by the acquisition of expectation
......of good given to the terrestrial sphere.
19. I beheld a trio of nautical vessels moving in this direction. .
20. Do you perceive the same vibrations which stimulate
.......my auditory sense organs?
21. Sir lancelot with laryngitis. .
22. Parent was observed osculating a red coated,
......unshaven teamster.
23. May the Deity bestow an absence of fatigue
......to mild, male humans.
24. An event arriving on a cloudless hour.
25. Uncouth, communist dolf is aware of the nature
......of precipitation, darling.
26. Listen, the celestial messengers produce
......harmonious sounds.
27. Move hitherto the entire assembly of those
......who are loyal to the belief.
28. Natal celebration devoid of color, rather albino,
......as a hallucinatory phenomenon for me.
29. Animated, endomorphic personification fabricated
......of compressed spheroids of minute crystalline, frozen
......dehydrogenated oxide.
30. Expectation of arrival to populated area by mythical,
......masculine perennial gift giver.
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