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At some places in Chile's Atacama Desert, it does not rain for
centuries at a time. A long, narrow strip of land along the western
coast of South America, the Atacama is protected from clouds by the
Andes Mountains, the world's second highest mountain range.

Many parts of the Atacama Desert receive average annual rainfall of
less than 0.004 inches (0.1 mm), and some spots have not seen rain in
400 years. Although the desert is located right next to the Pacific
Ocean, the prevailing winds come down from the lofty mountains and
sweep out to sea.

But as dry as it is, our amazing Creator has made even the Atacama
supports life. There are tiny pockets where fog from the sea creates
enough moisture for plants and even some animals, and there are also
a few humans living in the Atacama.
 
Teenagers and Cats


For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know
why they really have a lot in common with cats:

1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by
name.

2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane
efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on
them hand and foot.

3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human
being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right
mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.

4. Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor your
teen will ever crack a smile.

5. No cat or teenager shares your taste in music.

6. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end
without moving, barely breathing.

7. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.

8. Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating that
ultimate human ecstasy -- a sense of complete and utter boredom.

9. Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone's furniture.

10. Cats that are free to roam outside sometimes have been known to
return in the middle of the night to deposit a dead animal in your bedroom.
Teenagers are not above that sort of behavior.

Thus, if you must raise teenagers, the best source of advice is not other
parents, but veterinarians. It is also a good idea to keep a guidebook on
cats on hand at all times.
 
On January 23, 1960, Swiss adventurer Jacques Piccard and U.S. Navy
Lt. Donald Walsh climbed into the bathyscaphe Trieste and began a
dive that would go deeper into the ocean's waters than anyone has
traveled before or since.

During a five-hour descent into the Challenger Deep off the Pacific's
Marianas Islands, water pressure on the vessel, which had been
jointly designed by Piccard and his father (explorer Auguste
Piccard), rose to more than 16,000 pounds per square inch.
Ultimately, they plunged to nearly 36,000 feet, some 7,000 feet
deeper than Mt. Everest's height above sea level. To their surprise,
they observed fish swimming about, which disappointed some scientists
who had hoped to use the ocean's depths as radioactive waste disposal
sites-- had they been found to be stagnant and devoid of life.
 
Dear Howdy, I have not sense of humor, so PLEASE, do not
send me your messages any more, it will be greatly appreciated
Thank you,
Igor
 
"It is the duty of nations, as well as of men, to
own their dependence upon the overruling power of God and
to recognize the sublime truth announced in the Holy Scriptures
and proven by all history, that those nations only are blessed
whose God is the Lord." --Abraham Lincoln
 
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D I S C L A I M E R If someone should ask if it's legal to download songs
found on various non-commercial sites, such as this one.

Well, I'm neither a lawyer nor a technician,
and I've begun to wonder if it was legal for
us to tape music off the radio back when
tape recorders first came into being.

And were we committing a crime when we recorded
a movie shown on TV with our VCRs? And was it
really legal to buy a dual-deck recorder for the
express purpose of duplicating cassettes?

My answer to all of the above is, "I don't know."

Nonetheless, here is a formal statement in
some kind of legalize that appears to apply
to this kind of file availability:

The songs on this site are copyrighted by their respective artists and are placed here
for evaluation purposes only. No profits or sales are made on this site from their use.

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