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Computer Dating

A UNC student gave up on Computing Dating
after she was stood up by two mainframes, a
mini, and a laptop.

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" at UNC?
A documentary.
Sue told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for
fifty-thousand and I want my money." The agent replied, "Whoa there, just
a minute, Sue. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain
the value of what was insured and provide you with a new one of
comparable worth." There was a long pause before Sue replied, "Then I'd
like to cancel the policy on my husband."
Dear Howdy,

Your newspaper is fun and informative, but I will unfortunately no longer
have an active e-mail address from the end of this week- therefore I must

E Miller (Cambridge University)
Dear Howdy,
Thanks for the craziness. I sure enjoy it!! :-) But you haven't told us (your readers)
very much about yourself. We know how you feel about UNC students, we know you have
a sense of humor but what else can you tell us?!
It was one of the hottest days of the dry season.
We had not seen rain in almost a month.
The crops were dying. Cows had stopped giving milk.
The creeks and streams were long gone back into the earth.
It was a dry season that would bankrupt seven farmers
before it was through.

Every day, my husband and his brothers would go about the
arduous process of trying to get water to the fields.
Lately this process had involved taking a truck to the local water
rendering plant and filling it up with water. But severe
rationing had cut everyone off. If we didn't see
some rain soon...we would lose everything.

It was on this day that I learned the true lesson of
sharing and witnessed the only miracle I have seen
with my own eyes.

I was in the kitchen making lunch for my husband
and his brothers when I saw my six-year old son, Billy,
walking toward the woods. He wasn't walking with
the usual carefree abandon of a youth but with a
serious purpose.

I could only see his back. He was obviously walking with
a great effort...trying to be as still as possible.
Minutes after he disappeared into the woods, he
came running out again, toward the house.
I went back to making sandwiches;
thinking that whatever task he had been doing was
completed. Moments later, however, he was once again
walking in that slow purposeful stride toward the woods.
This activity went on for an hour: walk carefully to the woods,
run back to the house.

Finally I couldn't take it any longer and I crept out of the
house and followed him on his journey (being very careful
not to be seen...as he was obviously doing important work
and didn't need his Mommy checking up on him).
He was cupping both hands in front of him as he walked;
being very careful not to spill the water he held
in them...maybe two or three tablespoons were held in
his tiny hands.

I sneaked close as he went into the woods. Branches
and thorns slapped his little face but he did not
try to avoid them. He had a much higher purpose.
As I leaned in to spy on him, I saw the most amazing site.
Several large deer loomed in front of him. Billy walked right
up to them. I almost screamed for him to get away. A huge
buck with elaborate antlers was dangerously close.
But the buck did not threaten him...he didn't even move
as Billy knelt down. And I saw a tiny fawn laying on the ground,
obviously suffering from dehydration and heat exhaustion, lift
its head with great effort to lap up the water cupped in my
beautiful boy's hand. When the water was gone, Billy jumped up
to run back to the house and I hid behind a tree.

I followed him back to the house; to a spigot that we had shut
off the water to. Billy opened it all the way up and a small
trickle began to creep out. He knelt there, letting the drip
drip slowly fill up his makeshift "cup", as the sun beat down on
his little back. And it came clear to me. The trouble
he had gotten into for playing with the hose the week before.

The lecture he had received about the importance of
not wasting water. The reason he didn't ask me to help him.
It took almost twenty minutes for the drops to fill his hands.
When he stood up and began the trek back, I was there in front
of him. His little eyes just filled with tears. "I'm not
wasting", was all he said. As he began his walk,
I joined him...with a small pot of water from the kitchen.
I let him tend to the fawn. I stayed away.
It was his job. I stood on the edge of the woods
watching the most beautiful heart I have ever known
working so hard to save another life.

As the tears that rolled down my face began to hit
the ground, they were suddenly joined by other drops...
and more drops...and more. I looked up at
the sky. It was as if God, himself, was weeping with pride.

Some will probably say that this was all just a
huge coincidence. That miracles don't really exist.
That it was bound to rain sometime. And I
can't argue with that...I'm not going to try. All
I can say is that the rain that came that day saved our farm...
just like that actions of one little boy saved another.

I don't know if anyone will read this...but I had to send it out.
To honor the memory of my beautiful Billy, who was taken from me much
too soon.... But not before showing me the true
face of God, in a little sunburned body.

I read this and it brought tears to my eyes and a warmth to my heart. It
made me think about all the times we think the "little" things don't
matter. Everything matters to God! I think about how we all have a job
to do for God. It may take us 105 years to complete it or it may only take 3
before we are finished and receive our final, lasting reward. I pray that
each day we work we remember who we are working for and that we treasure
each task. Praise Him, He deserves it! John 1:1
What is the point of sending out this type of mailing, laden
with religious overtones, if you do not even respect
another person's boundries and desire to be free of
your junk newsletters. My life is complicated enough.
Theresa Ray
Dear Howdy,

I don't know how I came to receive your news letter, but I really want to
subscribe! I love all of your links to very important info. as well as the
great Christian encouragement I get when I read it. I think it's great that
you are spreading the word of God to people in such keen ways and being a
"fisher of men." I'm behind you all of the way!

Melanie (mscd.edu)
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D I S C L A I M E R If someone should ask if it's legal to download songs
found on various non-commercial sites, such as this one.

Well, I'm neither a lawyer nor a technician,
and I've begun to wonder if it was legal for
us to tape music off the radio back when
tape recorders first came into being.

And were we committing a crime when we recorded
a movie shown on TV with our VCRs? And was it
really legal to buy a dual-deck recorder for the
express purpose of duplicating cassettes?

My answer to all of the above is, "I don't know."

Nonetheless, here is a formal statement in
some kind of legalize that appears to apply
to this kind of file availability:

The songs on this site are copyrighted by their respective artists and are placed here
for evaluation purposes only. No profits or sales are made on this site from their use.

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