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Dear Howdy,
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of North Carolina."
And they say blondes are dumb...



Brenda
 

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Scientists have discovered cracks in the ocean floor off
the East Coast that they say could trigger a tsunami,
sending 18-foot waves toward the mid-Atlantic states.
Democrats would not take an official
position on the possibility until their staff
polled 500 likely voters on the question, "Do you
generally favor or oppose an 18-foot wave
obliterating property and ending lives on the
East Coast?"
 

Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink,
one asked, "What was your most difficult case?"
The other replied, "I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world. He believed
that an uncle in South America was going to die and leave him a fortune. All day
long he waited for a letter to arrive from an attorney. He never went
out, he never did anything, he merely sat around and waited for this
fantasy letter from this fantasy uncle. I worked with this man eight
years." "What was the result?" "It was an
eight-year struggle. Every day for eight years, but I finally cured
him.....and then that stupid letter arrived!"
 

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report
that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She
said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an
athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the
children." The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4,
chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children." The wife
replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
 

Democrat1: "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he
was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew
what time he would die that day, and he was right about that too."

Democrat 2: "Wow, that's incredible. How did he know all of that?"

Democrat 1: "A judge told him."
 

A motorcycle cop was on patrol one bright sunny May afternoon when
he came upon a line of cars stopped at a light with horns blasting. He
stopped behind the last car in line. Then he noticed the reason for the
noise. The light directing that lane of traffic was green. He pulled
out of line and stopped alongside of the first car in line to see what
the problem was. The car was a big brown Cadillac with a UNC decal. He
motioned to the driver to roll down her window, which she promptly did.
He then asked her why she was stopped when the light was green. She said,
"Oh, because I'm on my way to my sister's house which is that way." and she
pointed to the right. The motorcycle cop said, "Well, go ahead! The
light is green." The driver responded with, "Yes, I know, but the sign
under the light says: 'RIGHT TURN ON RED.'
 

December 28, 1942
US Congress officially recognized the "Pledge of Allegiance." Pledge
originally read: "I pledge allegiance to my Flag and to the Republic
for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and
justice for all." The words "the flag of the United States of America"
were added, along with "under God."

More on the history of the Pledge:
http://www.vineyard.net/vineyard/history/pdgech0.htm
 

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of North Carolina."
And they say blondes are dumb...



Brenda