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A.P.E., N.U.T.

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EARTHQUAKE SAFETY



Earthquakes can strike without warning, and being prepared for such a
disaster can mean the difference between life and death. Here are some
tips to help you and your loved ones make it through a quake:

~ Those living in areas not prone to earthquakes can respond quickly to
the plight of disaster victims in quake zones by complacently smirking and
saying, "I told you so."

~ To minimize loss and damage in a quake, try not to own things.

~ Practice your burrowing-out-from-under-40-tons-of-rubble skills ahead of time.

~ Look out your window often. If you see a large, zig-zag-shaped crevasse
moving rapidly from the horizon toward your home, step either to the right or the left.



~ Do you have a treasured childhood toy? Perhaps a stuffed animal, such
as a teddy bear? Well, let's see Mr. Bear help you now!

~ For those who fear earthquakes, it may comfort you to know that a
majority of the damage during the 1906 San Francisco earthquake did not
come from the tremors themselves. Instead, it was from the raging,
out-of-control fires that consumed most of the city.

~ A doorway is the safest place to be during a quake. Eat, sleep, and work in doorways.

~ Be sure to mail your house-insurance payments a full five business days
before a major earthquake strikes.

~ In the event of a quake, get under something heavy, such as a desk, a
table, or your boss.

~ If you are caught in a major earthquake in Southern California and are
part of the entertainment industry, take a moment or two to reflect on
how grossly you've wasted your life.







Comments:
Here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:

1. On a blanket from Taiwan -
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -
REMEMBER,OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
3. On a Taiwanese shampoo -
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavored milk drink -
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
5. On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer -
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM
UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)
8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles -
OPEN OTHER END.
9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
10. On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
11. On a bag of Fritos -
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
12. On a bar of Dial soap -
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) -
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
15. On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
17. On a Japanese food processor -
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
18. On Sainsbury's peanuts -
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
20. On a Swedish chainsaw -
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS.
 
Few influences in life are as dominant and faltering as the power of
culture. While we boast of individuality and freedom of thought, by nature
we often surrender to culture's demands. This absorbing effect of culture
is analogous to the heartbeat of a people. Let me illustrate this:

A medical doctor who is a friend of mine suffered a serious heart attack
while he was still in his thirties. He described the pain of that event as
different from any other pain he had ever felt. Every prior injury or
hurt, whether a broken arm or a sore knee, he had experienced as a hurt to
a part of his body. In some measure he could separate himself from the
pain. "But during my heart attack," he said, "I was in the pain. There is
no other way to describe it." The notion conveyed is instructive—that the
very organ that should have been pumping life was instead disseminating pain.

I can think of no better analogy to describe the all-consuming hold of
culture as it becomes the source of thinking and feeling in its members.
So engulfing is this power that we cannot discuss the essential themes of
our culture without being locked into it ourselves. We are in it, and are
hard pressed to find a fulcrum outside of it with which to leverage a shift.

An old Chinese proverb says if you want to know what water is don't ask the
fish. The fish does not know any other kind of life because it is
submerged in the monotony and single vision of a watery existence. To the
fish, no other environment is possible; hence, it can conceive of nothing
by which to measure its own existence.

Similarly, we need to recognize that proximity does not necessarily
guarantee an accurate perspective of the environment. Sometimes a culture
can so absorb and transmit ideas that it is hard for those within it to be
objective about its values and practices when measured against a
counter-perspective.

Undeniably, being part of a culture brings about a level of comfort with
the ways and means by which people live. But that familiarity does not
guarantee sensitivity or objectivity. For the Christian, then, to live
wisely in this age is to heed the words of the Apostle Paul: "We take
captive every thought to make it obedient to Christ." Otherwise we may
find that it is we who have become captives.

A Slice of Infinity is a daily radio by Ravi Zacharias program aimed at
reaching into the culture with words of challenge, words of truth, and
words of hope. A Slice of Infinity transcripts are also available on the Internet.
If you know of others who would enjoy receiving A Slice of Infinity in
their email box each day, tell them they can sign up on our Web site at
http://www.sliceofinfinity.org.
 
ATTACK OF THE (REAL LIFE) CLONES
What's really wrong with cloning? You don't have to be a Christian to see the problems.

http://www.boundless.org/2001/features/a0000620.html

MONEY TALKS
You may not have much money. But with the right strategy, you can make almost nothing grow into something.

http://www.boundless.org/2001/regulars/money_talks/a0000621.html

FINDING GOD IN SIGNS
God has a way of turning up where you'd least expect Him--like one of the year's top sci-fi movies.

http://www.boundless.org/2001/departments/atplay/a0000622.html
 
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* * * Four important things to KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.




D I S C L A I M E R If someone should ask if it's legal to download songs
found on various non-commercial sites, such as this one.

Well, I'm neither a lawyer nor a technician,
and I've begun to wonder if it was legal for
us to tape music off the radio back when
tape recorders first came into being.

And were we committing a crime when we recorded
a movie shown on TV with our VCRs? And was it
really legal to buy a dual-deck recorder for the
express purpose of duplicating cassettes?

My answer to all of the above is, "I don't know."

Nonetheless, here is a formal statement in
some kind of legalize that appears to apply
to this kind of file availability:

The songs on this site are copyrighted by their respective artists and are placed here
for evaluation purposes only. No profits or sales are made on this site from their use.

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