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Not too long ago my wife and I rented a convertible and took off for the
Gulf Coast. Driving down the Interstate brought back a memory of when
I
first began courting her.



My mind drifted back over 12 years ago, the two of us cruising with the top
down on my Geo Tracker, traveling across south Arkansas on Highway 82.
I
remember looking over at this incredible, amazing girl sitting in the
passenger seat. She was beautiful. Her hair was pushed down tight under a
ballcap as the hot summer wind whipped all around us. The sun was shining,
the music was loud, and, although she preferred more refined modes of
travel, such as a Boeing, life for me was just about as good as it could
get. Man, I wanted to spend the rest of my earthly days just like this, side
by side with this girl, traveling down life's highway. In my feeble attempt
to Define The Relationship, with all the courage I could muster, this
utterance came forth:



"Well, summer is about over and you're heading back to college,
and I just
wondered, uh, well, you know, um, what did you have in
mind about us? I
mean, uh, you know, I want us to keep this going
long distance, and, uh, be
just you and me, you know, I mean, ex -
clusively, because, I, uh, have no
interest in anyone else."



There. In all its poetic beauty, it was out in the open. The tears of joy
should be flowing soon.



She sat there, staring forward, not responding. Were my words hanging in
the
air, or had they been blown away, dispersed into tiny particles among the
dragonflies and mimosas? Maybe she couldn't quite make out what I'd said
from all the wind noise, since usually when someone bares their soul there
is some acknowledgement of the fact.



"Well, what do you think over there?" I asked again. "Yoo-hoo! Because
I'm
like, you know, very happy with all of this, you know, me and you and us,
this whole thing." I motioned with my hand, pointing back and forth between
her and me, a little sign lingo for clarification.



"Oh, this is great," she said. "I really like you and I'm having so much
fun." OK, I thought, fun is good, but theme parks are fun. We're not on
vacation, though. I have a destination in mind and it's not Disneyland.



"But I don't think I'm ready to be exclusive."

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Comments:
The not-so-mad mind of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad [Excerpts]

Iran's president may be evil, but he understands the Western postmodern mind
all too well

"The skirmishes in the occupied land are part of a war of destiny. The
outcome of hundreds of years of war will be defined in Palestinian land. As
the Imam said, Israel must be wiped off the map."

Given his apocalyptic rhetoric, we can understand why President Ahmadinejad
might want an arsenal of nuclear missiles. He'd be able to shake down a
constant stream of rich European emissaries, threaten the Arab Gulf states
to lower oil production, neutralize the influence of the United States in
the region -- and, of course, destroy Israel.

Impotent European diplomats will always defer to such an important global
figure, "ruling out" force to stop the Iranian nuclear industry as they
offer money and trade deals if Tehran will just act sanely.

The United States has a growing anti-war movement, and 180,000 of its troops
are busy birthing democracy in Afghanistan and Iraq. And the unpredictable
George Bush has less than three years in office anyway.

True, the Middle East's secular gospel is anti-Semitism, broadcast hourly
from Syria, Saudi Arabia and Pakistan. In these places, state-run media boom
out tired sermons about "pigs and apes." And, again, Russia and China don't
much care what happens to Israel, as long as its demise does not affect
business.

[Ahmadinejad] has studied the recent Western postmodern mind, nursed on its
holy trinity of multiculturalism, moral equivalence and relativism. As a
third-world populist, Ahmadinejad expects that his own fascism will escape
scrutiny if he just recites enough the past sins of the West. He also
understands victimology. So he also knows that to destroy the Israelis, he
-- not they -- must become the victim, and the Europeans the ones who forced
his hand. To quote Ahmadinejad:

"So we ask you: If you indeed committed this great crime, why should the
oppressed people of Palestine be punished for it? If you committed a crime,
you yourselves should pay for it."

Ahmadinejad also grasps that there are millions of highly educated but
cynical Westerners who see nothing much exceptional about their own culture.
So if democratic America has nuclear weapons, why not theocratic Iran? "Your
arsenals are full to the brim, yet when it's the turn of a nation such as
mine to develop peaceful nuclear technology you object and resort to
threats."

Moreover, he knows how Western relativism works. So who is to say what are
"facts" or what is "true" -- given the tendency of the powerful to
"construct" their own narratives and call the result "history." Was not the
Holocaust exaggerated, or perhaps even fabricated, as mere jails became
"death camps" through a trick of language to take over Palestinian land?

We laugh at all this as absurd. We should not
(http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0106/hanson011906.php3?printer_friendly).
 
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D I S C L A I M E R If someone should ask if it's legal to download songs
found on various non-commercial sites, such as this one.

Well, I'm neither a lawyer nor a technician,
and I've begun to wonder if it was legal for
us to tape music off the radio back when
tape recorders first came into being.

And were we committing a crime when we recorded
a movie shown on TV with our VCRs? And was it
really legal to buy a dual-deck recorder for the
express purpose of duplicating cassettes?

My answer to all of the above is, "I don't know."

Nonetheless, here is a formal statement in
some kind of legalize that appears to apply
to this kind of file availability:

The songs on this site are copyrighted by their respective artists and are placed here
for evaluation purposes only. No profits or sales are made on this site from their use.

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