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Wouldn't you like to see Judge Alito and Chief Justice Roberts
questioning the Democrat Senators to determine their qualifications for
Public office? Just imagine matching the IQs of the Senators and the Judges!

The questions might go like this:

Judge Alito (JA): "Senator Kennedy, I see from your official resume
that you attended Harvard University..."

Senator Kennedy (SK): "Yes, your honor, I certainly did."

JA: "Did you graduate?"

SK: "Your honor, I respectfully ask that you not pry into my personal life..."

JA: "Is it not true that you were expelled from Harvard for violating
the honor code, to wit, you hired someone to take an exam for you?"

SK: "Mr. Chairman, I want to go on record that I disagree with this
line of questioning. I ask the chair to order the Judge from asking
questions about my private matters.."

Senator Specter, Chairman of the Judiciary Committee: "Answer the
Judge's questions. He answered all of yours.."

JA: "Senator Kennedy, we have on hand a transcript of the session of
the university's honor council attesting to your fraudulent examination and
subsequent expulsion from the university..."

SK: "I have had all I can take of this line of unreasonable
questioning. I am going to ask Al Gore how he managed to keep his early
departure from Vanderbilt University Divinity School away from the eyes of
you religious nuts..."

JA: "Wait, Senator Kennedy, I want to ask you about the 26 phone calls
you made from a motel room the night Mary Jo Kopecne drowned in your
car at Chappaquidik, when you said you were asleep all night..." [ Kennedy
flees the hearing room ]

Senator Specter: "Chief Justice Roberts [CJR] will now interrogate
Senator Biden [SB}, Democrat of Delaware..."

CJR: "Senator Biden, is it not true that you were expelled from law
school for plagiarizing another student's work?"

SB: "Wait, Ted, I am going with you..." [ Biden flees the hearing
room ]

Senator Specter: "Judge Alito will now interrogate Senator Feinstein,
Democrat of California..."

JA: "Senator Feinstein [SF], why did you vote for the former Grand
Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan of West Virginia [Robert Byrd] to be the
Democrat Senate Majority Leader in 1986, 1988, 1990, and 1992?"

SF: "Wait, boys, I am going with you..." [Feinstein flees the hearing room ]

End of hearing
 

If you stop believing what your professor told you had to be true
and if you start thinking for yourself you may come to some
conclusions you hadn't expected. You may find the Bible makes
more sense than you thought or were told to think. Allow yourself
to be ruined, ruined with regard to what you always thought could
be true. Can you believe what you don't understand? You and I
believe everyday what we don't understand unless it comes to
the issue of salvation. - - - Dr. Woodrow Kroll

There is simply no historic foundation for the position that the
Framers intended to build the 'wall of separation' that was
constitutionalized in Everson. The 'wall of separation be-
tween church and state' is a metaphor based on bad history,
a metaphor which has proved useless as a guide to judging.
It should be frankly and explicitly abandoned.
- - - Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court, William Rehnquist

In 1796 the US Supreme Court issued this ruling, "By our form
of government, the Christian religion is the established religion,
and all sects and denominations of Christians are placed on
equal footing." Some 57 years later, after Congress was
petitioned to separate Christian principles from government,
in 1853 the House Judiciary Committee issued their formal
report, including these words: "In this age there is no substitute
for Christianity. This was the religion of the founders of the republic,
and they expected it to be the religion of their dependents. The
great vital, conservative elements in our system is the belief of
our people in the pure doctrines and divine truths of the gospel
of Jesus Christ." - - - Dr. Gerald Beavan


"It is the duty of nations, as well as of men, to own
their dependence upon the overruling power of God
and to recognize the sublime truth announced in the
Holy Scriptures and proven by all history, that those
nations only are blessed whose God is the Lord."
-- President Abraham Lincoln


Trust in yourself and you are doomed to disappointment;
trust in money and you may have it taken from you;
but trust in God, and you are never to be confounded in
time or eternity. - D.L. Moody

Faith and love are apt to be spasmodic in the best of minds.
Men and women live on the brink of mysteries and harmonies
into which they never enter and with their hand on the doorlatch
they die outside. GK Chesterton
 

FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING

_ __ PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS:
_ __ 1._ Peace of mind
_ __ 2._ Peace of heart
_ __ 3._ Peace of soul

_ __ PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH:
_ __ 1._ Squash gossip
_ __ 2._ Squash indifference
_ __ 3._ Squash grumbling
_ __ 4._ Squash selfishness

_ __ PLANT FOUR ROWS OF LETTUCE:
_ __ 1._ Lettuce be faithful
_ __ 2._ Lettuce be kind
_ __ 3._ Lettuce be patient
_ __ 4._ Lettuce really love one another

_ __ NO GARDEN WITHOUT TURNIPS:
_ __ 1._ Turnip for meetings
_ __ 2._ Turnip for service
_ __ 3._ Turnip to help one another

_ __ TO CONCLUDE OUR GARDEN WE MUST HAVE THYME:
_ __ 1._ Thyme for each other
_ __ 2._ Thyme for family
_ __ 3._ Thyme for friends

_ __ WATER FREELY WITH PATIENCE AND CULTIVATE WITH LOVE
_ __ THERE IS MUCH FRUIT IN YOUR GARDEN BECAUSE YOU
_ __ REAP WHAT YOU SOW.

Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not
see. (Hebrews 11:1) Jesus Will BeWorth It All
 

Ever since I crossed a shamrock with
poison ivy, I've had a rash of good luck.
 

What is the speed of dark?
 

Dear Howdy,

I have a step ladder. I love my
step ladder even though I never
met my real ladder...

L.H.
 

A real man's guide to household tools:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.

If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape.