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Three UNC students went hunting. The first thing they
did was to get
permission to hunt on a friends wooded land.
Their friend
told them if they get lost to fire three times into
the air
and he would come and find them and lead them out
of the woods.


After three hours of hunting, the students had not had any
luck and were tired. Not only that they were lost. The
first Carolina student fired three times into the air and sat
down to
wait. After an hour, the second student got up and
fired
three times into the air and sat down to wait. By this
time it was getting dark. The third UNC student got up,
fired
three times into the air and said, "I sure hope he gets
here fast, I am out of arrows".







Comments:
Computer Age
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*What boots up must come down.
*Fax is stranger than fiction.
*Don't byte off more than you can view.
*The geek shall inherit the earth.
*The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
*Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him
to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
 
Rules of CHOCOLATE!

~ If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it
too slowly.

~ Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices &
strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

~ The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home
from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

~ Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll
take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

~ A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily
intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

~ If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top
of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they
will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

~ If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate,
is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

~ Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

~ Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
 
November 19, 1863
At the dedication ceremony for a cemetery for Union soldiers at
Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, President Abraham Lincoln delivered his
Gettysburg Address, commonly considered one of the finest speeches
ever uttered by any politician. Lincoln articulated an eloquent
memorial to the thousands of Union soldiers who fell on the
battlefields of Gettysburg, and argued that "government of the
people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."

The only known photograph of Lincoln at the dedication ceremony in
Gettysburg: http://lcweb.loc.gov/exhibits/gadd/gaphot.html
 
Can Faith and Doubt Co-exist?:
The Case for Faith


Theologian Lynn Anderson remembers the time a
brilliant novelist came to the small Canadian town
where he lived as a boy. One day, as he visited with
Anderson's family, the writer asked Lynn, "Do you
really believe the Bible's true? Babies born from
virgins, dead people coming out of the cemetery?"

"Yes," Lynn answered, "that's what I believe."

The writer responded, "I'd give anything to believe
that because . . . the only people who really seem to
be [happy] are the people who say they believe what
you believe. But I just can't believe because my head
keeps getting in the way!"

It's an argument I've heard myself many times. But as
Anderson told former journalist Lee Strobel, quite
often, it's not that people can't believe in God;
it's that they won't.

In his new book, The Case for Faith, Strobel asks
Anderson to explain what he means. "I started
thinking about what [the novelist] would lose if he
followed Jesus," Anderson says. For instance, "he was
part of a guild of brilliant writers who all think
religion is a total crock. I really believe his
professional pride and the rejection of his peers
would have been too high a price for him to pay."

Unfortunately, the writer isn't alone. Anderson says
he once counseled a wealthy man who slept with every
woman in town; yet, he was miserable. "You've got to
help me," the man told Anderson, "but don't give me
any of that God talk because I can't believe that stuff."

Anderson told the man his problem was not that he
could not believe, but rather that he was afraid to
give up all the money -- some of it made dishonestly
-- and all the women. The man reluctantly agreed.

Another acquaintance threw all kinds of intellectual
arguments at him, Anderson recalls. But, Anderson
says, "It turned out he didn't want to believe in God
because he didn't want to sell his topless bar. The
money was too good and he was having too much fun
making it."

"When you scratch below the surface," Anderson
concludes, "there's either a will to believe or
there's a will not to believe." Scripture backs up
this idea. Abraham is called the "father of faith,"
not because he never doubted, but because he never
gave up on God. Joshua said, "Choose this day whom
you will serve" [Joshua 24:15].

"Faith, at its taproot," Anderson adds, "is a
decision of the will." It is, indeed.

Mortimer Adler, one of the great intellectuals of the
twentieth century, said he would like to become a
Christian, but it would mean changes in his life that
were too great to make. He later overcame those
reservations, however, and became a committed believer.

Journalist Malcolm Muggeridge, who came to faith late
in life, might be called the patron saint of
doubters. As a young man, he once predicted his
epitaph would read: "Here lieth one whose soul
sometimes burned with great longings. To whom
sometimes the curtain of the Infinite was opened just
a little, but who lacked the guts to make any use of
it." Well, Muggeridge went on to become a devout Christian.

If you have a friend who says he just can't get
beyond the "intellectual objections" to faith in God,
dig a little deeper. Try to find out what's really
stopping him. Then, lovingly show him it's not the
mind that's holding faith hostage, but the heart.

And then, pray that, like Malcolm Muggeridge, he'll
finally have the guts to act on it.

For further reference:

Strobel, Lee. The Case for Faith. Grand Rapids, MI:
Zondervan, 2000.


As you read the Scriptures with your family, I hope
you'll have a new appreciation for who the "Word made
flesh" really is: He's the Creator who existed before time.
He's the Logos who made heaven and earth, and who
steers the stars in their courses. He is the Truth that is
ultimate reality. He is the 'Babe of Bethleham & the
'Word' of John 1. If you know of others who would
enjoy receiving BreakPoint in their E-mail box each
day, tell them they can sign up on the Web site at
www.breakpoint.org. If they do not have access to
the World Wide Web, please call 1-800-457-6125.
 
I expect to pass through life but once. If, therefore, there be any
kindness I can do, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now,
for I shall not pass this way again. - William Penn (Founder of State of Penn.)
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A Short Look at Six World Religions: http://www.probe.org/docs/world.html
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To request Our Daily Bread online: http://www.rbc.net/order/odb.html
 
"How to Be Sure You're a REAL Christian"
Click on: http://www.actsweb.org/htbs1.htm
or 1-888-NEED-HIM (free call)

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'Boundless Website' for the University Crowd: www.boundless.org
 
The Berean Call Monthly Newsletter - http://www.thebereancall.org
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Don't be left behind: http://www.leftbehind.com
 
Trust in yourself and you are doomed to disappointment;
trust in money and you may have it taken from you;
but trust in God, and you are never to be confounded in
time or eternity. - D.L. Moody
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Who is Jesus? (http://www.ccci.org/whoisjesus/interactive-journey/)
 
"Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who has
blessed us in the heavenly realms with every spiritual blessing in
Christ. For He chose us to be holy and blameless in His sight."
Ephesians 1: 3-4
 
If big elephants have big trunks,
do small elephants have suitcases?
 
"Replying To An Invitation To A Scientists' Ball"

Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm.

Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend.

Volta was electrified, and Archimedes was buoyant at the
thought.

Ampere was worried he wasn't up to current research.

Ohm resisted the idea at first.

Boyle said he was under too much pressure.

Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience.

Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam.

Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could
get a flight.

Dr Jekyll declined -- he hadn't been feeling himself lately.

Morse's reply: "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop
now must dash."

Hertz said he planned the future to attend with greater
frequency.

Audubon said he'd have to wing it.

Hawking said he'd try to string enough time together to make
a space in his schedule.

Darwin said he'd have to see what evolved.

Mendel said he'd put some things together and see what came
out.

Descartes said he'd think about it.

Newton was moved to attend.

Pavlov was drooling at the thought.

Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetic
personality.
 
The Lord Himself will come down from heaven, with a loud
command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet
call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After
that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up
together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.
And so we will be with the Lord forever.
--1 Thessalonians 4
 
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: The vulture has the courtesy to wait until you are dead.
 
We back the Metric System
every inch of the way!
 
I don't think, therefore I am not.
 
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* * * Four important things to KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.




D I S C L A I M E R If someone should ask if it's legal to download songs
found on various non-commercial sites, such as this one.

Well, I'm neither a lawyer nor a technician,
and I've begun to wonder if it was legal for
us to tape music off the radio back when
tape recorders first came into being.

And were we committing a crime when we recorded
a movie shown on TV with our VCRs? And was it
really legal to buy a dual-deck recorder for the
express purpose of duplicating cassettes?

My answer to all of the above is, "I don't know."

Nonetheless, here is a formal statement in
some kind of legalize that appears to apply
to this kind of file availability:

The songs on this site are copyrighted by their respective artists and are placed here
for evaluation purposes only. No profits or sales are made on this site from their use.

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