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The UNC* medical student was shocked when he received
a failing
grade in radiology. Approaching the professor,
he demanded to
know the reason for the grade.

"You know the self X-ray you took?" asked the professor.
"I do."

"A fine picture," he said, "of your lungs, stomach, and liver."
"If it's a fine picture, then why did you give me an F?"

"I had
no choice," said the professor. "You didn't put your
heart into it."

*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., B.R.C.
(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.

Winnie the Pooh suffers from Attention Deficit Hyperactivity
Disorder and could be prone to Tourette's Syndrome. He also
suffers from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, suggested by his
single-minded pursuit of honey and his repetitive counting
behaviour. His obsession with food has led to his obesity.
"Pooh needs intervention. We feel drugs are in order,"
suggesting a lose dose of Ritalin.
Newly merged media giant AOL Time Warner Inc. will
cut about 2,400 jobs, or 3 percent of its workforce.
* The entire "Department of Insisting It's Your Local
* Phone Company's Fault" will be spared.
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riddles in your mailbox.
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Keep sending the thoughts and humor stuff to me.
I regularly use the OCCC stuff (Orange County Community College).

God bless,



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Please continue to send me your e-mails.

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First of all, I have been enjoying every minute of the times
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if you would. Thanks a lot.
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I don't know when, but you never can tell in the grand scheme of things.
Thanks for spreading His Word!

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I don't know why you thought I want you to unsubscribe
me, but I thoroughly enjoy getting the articles. I need an
uplift amidst the spam. You are definitely not spam.
Thanks and God Bless always.



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Cheers to you if you can out me back on the list
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cuz i only receive e-mails from u!!!
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It seems like about 5 years or longer (reading 'T & H').
I don't know for sure, but sure like what you write. It's
wonderful to spread the idea that Christians can actually
have a sense of humor!!!!!!!!

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day when im down!!:) thank you


Hello Howdy, hilarious! thanks for making me smile -
holding ground here at Mississippi State.


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thanks and keep up the good work... whoever you are. :)



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getting the last chocolate chip cookie, your e-mails are
pleasurable, satisfying, and sweet.

Thank you!

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Dear Howdy,
I wouldn't want to miss getting any issues. I pass
much of the information to others and now have
teachers using some items in their classes. I'm a
custodian at the school and that gives me a lot of enjoyment.


Hello Howdy, Hi there:
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Howdy. I want to continue my subscription. It is nice to have humor and
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Dear Howdy, Keep Sending
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Hello Howdy,
Nay, Nay! Yet send me thy bon mots of mirth.
Cut me not from thy database of devotes
Of humor in my life there is a dirth!
Add jollity to my days!


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I would like to receive free poblication of 'Thought & Humor'
& Howdy by the HHH*.
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You Always Hurt

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and I've begun to wonder if it was legal for
us to tape music off the radio back when
tape recorders first came into being.

And were we committing a crime when we recorded
a movie shown on TV with our VCRs? And was it
really legal to buy a dual-deck recorder for the
express purpose of duplicating cassettes?

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