We have -
Moved To:
http://professor-howdy.blogspot.com/
The E.Newspaper
By Dr. Howdy, Ph.D.
A.P.E., N.U.T.
************************
Check Out Comments -
Humor + Letters From Readers
Add Something Yourself
************************
Thursday
A traveling salesman was passing through a rural town
in Vermont and decided to take a little time out in order
to have some clothes cleaned in a hurry. The town only
had three streets so he was able to quickly locate a shop
with a sign that read, "Cleaning and Pressing, 24-Hour
Service".
After explaining his needs, he said, "I'll be back for my suit
tomorrow."
"Won't be ready til Saturday," replied the proprietor.
"But I thought you had 24-hour service," the customer protested.
"I do, son," the proprietor said. "But I only work eight hours
a day. Today's Thursday....... eight hours today, eight hours
Friday, eight on Saturday. That's 24-hour service."
BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I'm broke.
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest..
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..
CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me?
I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour..
PETER : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.
Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the
other. Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and
comes out of the mouth.
Jimmy : Mom, can I have two piece of cake?
Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.
Much Love,
Tilly
: 05 January, 2006 17:24The Iranian General had grown increasingly anxious over rumors of an
impending air strike by the Americans from neighboring Saudi Arabia.
"Ahkmed," he ordered his aide-de-camp, "I want you to climb that
mountain and report any signs of American military activity."
"Yes, General," replied Ahkmed. He trudged up the mountain, and as soon
as he crossed the ridge he saw a squadron of planes heading their way.
"There are many planes coming, General," he promptly radioed back.
"Friends or enemies?" the General demanded urgently.
Ahkmed again lifted his binoculars to the sky. "They're flying very
closely together, General," he replied. "I think they must be friends."
Ivan
: 05 January, 2006 17:37favorite mistress would soon die. Sure enough, the woman
died a short time later. The king was outraged at the astrologer,
certain that his prophecy had brought about the woman's death. He
summoned the astrologer and commanded him: "Tell me when you will die!"
The astrologer realized that the king was planning to kill
him immediately, no matter what answer he gave. "I do not
know when I will die," he answered finally. "I only know
that whenever I die, the king will die three days later...."
: 05 January, 2006 17:38<< Home
* * * Great Archives Here - - - - "Music That Howdy Enjoys" Below * * *
December 26 January 02 January 09 January 16 January 23 January 30 February 06 February 13 February 20 February 27 March 06 March 13 March 20 March 27 April 03 April 10 April 17 April 24 May 01 May 08 May 15 May 22 May 29 June 05 June 19 June 26 July 03 July 10 July 17 July 24 July 31 August 07 August 21 August 28 September 04 September 11 September 18 September 25 October 02 October 09 October 16 October 23 October 30 November 06 November 13 November 20 November 27 December 04 December 11 December 18 December 25 January 01 January 08 January 15 January 22 January 29 February 05 February 12 February 19 December 30